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Anyway, what are your superpowers? How did you acquire them, and what do you do with these powers?
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I have the ability to quarantine all of my ex lovers to the State of Texas
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Apr 25, 2019 00:52
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I can poo poo other ppl's pants
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Apr 25, 2019 00:53
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Brother slam back a Pepsi and burp up yonder way and you and me gonna have a chill.
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Apr 25, 2019 00:54
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I can poo poo other ppl's pants
That might explain what happened the other day. Wield that power wisely please.
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Brother slam back a Pepsi and burp up yonder way and you and me gonna have a chill.
*Chugs viciously*
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Apr 25, 2019 01:02
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I haven't used my superpower in years, but in an emergency I can eat a full two pounds of tater tots.
This is a very special power. Cherish your abilities.
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I just flew so hard that I burned up and fell into the ocean op
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Apr 25, 2019 02:36
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I just flew so hard that I burned up and fell into the ocean op
Please treat your burns please. I don't know if salt water is good for things like that. Web md might be of help. Take care.
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Apr 25, 2019 03:21
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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so where is your watch? oh it's still on your wrist!? well... how about that poo poo in your pants, where did that come from!?
*horrified volunteer pulls his hand from his pants and reveals a big steaming poo poo as the crowd goes wild*
thank you orlando! goodnight!
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Apr 25, 2019 04:34
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FALSE SLACK
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"But why Lord, is there sometimes only one set of prints in the sand?"
"My child, that was when you burped so hard that you flew several meters off the ground."
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Apr 25, 2019 10:33
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"But why Lord, is there sometimes only one set of prints in the sand?"
"My child, that was when you burped so hard that you flew several meters off the ground."
"Between you and me, that's quite impressive... would you mind showing me how exactly you did that, my child?"
   
       
  
 
   
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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I can forget the thousands of hours of indie pop music i listened to in my teenagehood existed
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"But why Lord, is there sometimes only one set of prints in the sand?"
"My child, that was when you burped so hard that you flew several meters off the ground."
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Apr 26, 2019 01:07
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- google THIS
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"But why Lord, is there sometimes only one set of prints in the sand?"
"My child, that was when you burped so hard that you flew several meters off the ground."
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Apr 26, 2019 01:24
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"But why Lord, is there sometimes only one set of prints in the sand?"
"My child, that was when you burped so hard that you flew several meters off the ground."
Duderonomy: 28
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Apr 26, 2019 02:24
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Unsinkable
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pretty awesome weaponization of a body function. you should probably be careful because they'll want to harness this power.
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Apr 26, 2019 02:29
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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I can keep hair from growing on my ankles simply by existing as a human!
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Apr 26, 2019 02:38
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I can keep hair from growing on my ankles simply by existing as a human!
Personally I'm more impressed by the implication that if you didn't exist you'd have hair on your ankles.
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Apr 26, 2019 03:13
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Personally I'm more impressed by the implication that if you didn't exist you'd have hair on your ankles.
I wasn't even high while posting that!
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Apr 26, 2019 03:18
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wait... I have hair on my ankles! *pops out of existence*
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Apr 26, 2019 13:04
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My toxic sperm produces quantum children who simultaneously have significant health problems and are bottomlessly resilient and spirited and even athletic.
Unfortunately I have recently sealed off this power, because it is far too great for a mortal to wield, and also we recently had a third one who actually didn't need a NICU stay so we're good.
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Apr 27, 2019 00:42
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There he go
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Unfortunately I have recently sealed off this power, because it is far too great for a mortal to wield, and also we recently had a third one who actually didn't need a NICU stay so we're good.
Wikipedia posted:
They have three children: daughters North "Nori" West (born June 2013) and Chicago West[374] (born January 2018 of a surrogate pregnancy);[375][376][377] and son Saint West (born December 2015).[378]
Checks out!
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Apr 27, 2019 01:01
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Then I'm burping in Memphis
Burping with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Burping in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel?
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Apr 27, 2019 04:01
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Then I'm burping in Memphis
Burping with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Burping in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel?
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