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FreshCutFries

s pants, realizing the existential emptiness of humn life, etc.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 05:09

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:01

FreshCutFries

me hearing a baby's muffled cries through the wall and silently raising my glass in solidarity

# ? Apr 27, 2019 05:10

vanisher

Freakin kiddo has been wailing for like an hour straight. Maybe his wife left him. poo poo man I can relate *salud*

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 05:10

vanisher

"it doesn't get easier it just gets more bearable" I say with a slight smile, crouched low in front of a stroller in the supermarket, the mother clearly concerned

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 05:15

FreshCutFries

pouring a baby a shot of applejuice and letting it vent a little

# ? Apr 27, 2019 05:30

Goons Are Gifts

Sitting down with him to talk it out, all we do is getting emotional, crying together and screaming into the void.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 11:26

cda: by Hand Knit

the baby is basic, probably has not read Gramsci.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 12:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and you get left in the bouncy seat while your mom vacuums. I get it, little baby, the world is cruel.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 12:53

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 14:29

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cda posted:

the baby is basic, probably has not read Gramsci.

infant getting destroyed by marxist socio-cultural criticism

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 14:32

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babies are in fact well versed in contemporary marxist philosophy. observe, for instance, how the baby poops its pants - it is pooping in the pants of ideology

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 14:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I love babies but I can never finish a whole one :fatshark:

# ? Apr 27, 2019 14:42

cda: by Hand Knit

Nosfereefer posted:

infant getting destroyed by marxist socio-cultural criticism

th enext great debate is Zizek vs. A Baby

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 15:02

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

cda posted:

th enext great debate is Zizek vs. A Baby

Which one will poo poo their pants first???

# ? Apr 27, 2019 15:12

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hamjobs posted:

Which one will poo poo their pants first???

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 15:27

Stoner Sloth

hamjobs posted:

Which one will poo poo their pants first???

why not both?

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 15:31

Goons Are Gifts

One will have good points, the other one will randomly rant and make crazy sounds with their cheeks, the audience will go crazy over arguing who looks weirder and both will enthusiastically poop their pants.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 16:30

FreshCutFries

Nosfereefer posted:

infant getting destroyed by marxist socio-cultural criticism

Nosfereefer posted:

babies are in fact well versed in contemporary marxist philosophy. observe, for instance, how the baby poops its pants - it is pooping in the pants of ideology

cda posted:

th enext great debate is Zizek vs. A Baby

# ? Apr 27, 2019 16:32

FreshCutFries

Nosfereefer posted:

the gunshow did it.........

# ? Apr 27, 2019 16:33

Farecoal: There he go

# ? Apr 27, 2019 17:21

lol but: body is a dinosaur

*drunkenly squinting at the handles of vodka to see what is on offer, i hear a babbie crying* [too loud, gesturing] THAT GUY GETS IT

# ? Apr 27, 2019 21:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I would like to know why zizek refuses to debate the byobabby

# ? Apr 28, 2019 03:40

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I just poo poo your baby's diaper!

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# ? Apr 29, 2019 22:06

peanut

Farecoal posted:

lmao

# ? May 3, 2019 13:48

Finger Prince

Maybe it is just singing a tune in its head except it doesn't know the words, or how to sing, or how to express itself by any other method but crying or burbling.

# ? May 3, 2019 14:43

Finger Prince

Every baby's crying one way or another
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothing hold you back
If a baby can do it, so can you.

# ? May 3, 2019 14:46

Korean Boomhauer

every time i hear a baby or child cry i say �same� out loud

Korean Boomhauer fucked around with this message at 17:07 on May 8, 2019

# ? May 8, 2019 15:46

lol but: body is a dinosaur

Korean Boomhauer posted:

every time i hear a baby or child cry i say �same� out loud

legit

# ? May 8, 2019 17:41

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 19:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Korean Boomhauer posted:

every time i hear a baby or child cry i say “same” out loud

# ? May 11, 2019 19:47

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