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Witchy Poo: Well, Jimmy; I'd like to welcome you to human resources, you haven't done anything wrong or anything like that so just make yourself at home! Jimmy (in British accent): Well alright, then Miss Witchy Poo! Magic Flute (in Jimmy's pocket): She's a lying witch! Don't you believe a word she says! Witchy Poo: We prefer the term "Wiccan" if you don't mind. And what's this? Drug paraphernalia, on company property? Tsk, tsk... Jimmy: Oh, that's just my Magic Flute. It's not for drugs! Magic Flute: That's not true, either Jimmy. You smoked some sweet cheeba out of me this morning before you went to work because this meeting in HR was stressing you out! Jimmy (smacking pocket): Shut up! Seriously, you're gonna get us into trouble! Witchy Poo: *cackles* Oh, no my dear boy! You're already IN trouble! AHAHAHAHA! *lightning flashes, smoke fills room* Jimmy: No! Wait! There must be a way out of this! Witchy Poo: You got any of that poo poo for sale? Jimmy: Oh, of course! I'm willing to share *wink* |
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Lidsville was kooky, alright. The place was named after one of the greatest scores of all time! A lid. Scoring a LID. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 18, 2019 00:41 |
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The reason why Sigmund (the monster) and Johnny and Scott were friends was because they smoked pot.
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 18, 2019 00:42 |
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"Okay," *rubs forehead wearily,* "it's been brought to my attention that there is an issue with an employee or employees consuming more than their fair share of m&ms from the office m&m dispenser." H.R. Pufnstuf's dark, under-eye circles grow noticeably.
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# ? May 18, 2019 00:45 |
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BYOBot posted:
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# ? May 18, 2019 00:56 |
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you know when you think abt it we do ability accomodations all the time |
# ? May 18, 2019 22:45 |
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H.R. Geiger the H.R. Manager |
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