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but evereywhere i look they aren't where they used to be, only other sandwich shops that are not time travel portals
does
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even exist? am i stuck here?
is this the mandela effect? does anyone remember where there is a quiznos? i must get out of this timeline and back to the original timeline
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Yeah and what the heck happened to razor phones?
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me, looking out the window at lightning flashing, hearing the thunder roll a few seconds latter, white noise of rain patter on my roof top: "that;s great but will this server a bbq baja chicken sandwich hot as well as a portal to the original timeline?"
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May 24, 2019 09:39
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i don't actually like this premise anymore
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May 24, 2019 10:32
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Some other timeline showed up a while back and got rid of all of our quiznos time portals.
Rumor has it they left one so they could get back but youll never find it because they have a subway banner roped over the quiznos sign.
Signature lovingly crafted by Jinh.
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May 26, 2019 18:38
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Me: so what is this place anyway
Time portal attendant trying to maintain the cover story: it's uhh like a subway, but even worse, but uh you can get it toasted
Me: lol just kidding Tim can I use the portal
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May 26, 2019 18:50
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got bad news for you op quiznos are hard to find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG79GcAISwM
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May 26, 2019 20:22
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There he go
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The secret ingredient of Quiznos is its use of chicken meat and other chicken products," explains the paper. "One may have heard that there is such a thing as 'meat' and that it contains protein. That's not true."
But one might also have heard that chicken is not a chicken. In fact, there is no 'meat', merely something called chicken protein concentrate, but according to the USDA, 'the product contains 2.8 times more calories of carbohydrate and about 80% more fat than white meat and poultry' (1).
But Quiznos' Chicken Protein Concentrate is not simply another fast food chicken meal. It contains an enzyme that makes it 'high in thiamin which is needed for your heart', says the report, and that can result in 'increased blood cholesterol and a rise in your blood pressure'.
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May 27, 2019 01:07
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There's a Jimmy John's where the local Quiznos used to be, I think they're trying to reverse engineer the time portal technology.
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May 31, 2019 22:16
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sounds like some routine sandwich welding, i wouldn't bother
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sitting in a quiznos waiting for my sub to get toasted, "wow this really is time travel, eh? at this rate ill taken to tomorroww ha ha ha ha"
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the sad thing about quiznos i learned after making this thread was that the reason there are no quiznos anymore is because the whole franchising operation was an unsustainable short-term grift where the franchisees literally couldnt make money with all the fees (licensing fees + having to buy marked up ingredients from quiznos shell company) they had to pay to quiznos overlords, and quiznos failed to market/advertise as much as they promised resulting in basically just cheating naive hopeful business owners out of $20k at a time with a business they couldnt sustain it was super lame
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Jun 3, 2019 11:17
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Knowing this, would you go back in time and kill baby quiznno
i would gp back in time and make it so the popular way to say thousands of dollars was kilodollars, so that i could make the joke "ill kill him and take his 20 kill-o-dollars"
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Knowing this, would you go back in time and kill baby quiznno
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There's a Jimmy John's where the local Quiznos used to be, I think they're trying to reverse engineer the time portal technology.
JJ is open-sourced Quiznoes
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Jun 3, 2019 17:48
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it's a free country u pervs
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It's pronounced 'keen-wah', actually
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Jun 3, 2019 18:57
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THE QUIZNOSTRADAMUS OF THE CELESTIAL TEMPLE AND HIGH COUNCIL OF THE TEMPORAL CONTINUUM WILL NOT SUFFER THIS INDIGNATION!
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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There he go
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