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May 8, 2024 00:43
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Onion rings where the onion is impossible to bite through with your teeth, so you end up having to slurp the whole thing up like a noodle and you're left with a hollow batter donut.
i literally do this with onion rings (and don't eat the batter donut)
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Jun 12, 2019 23:52
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- Finger Prince
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I once ate an entire apple
Hoops of thinly sliced apple on a burger
Finely diced apple on tacos
Carmelized apple on sausage
Cheese and apple omlette
Cheese and apple crisps/chips
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Jun 13, 2019 00:18
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- Finger Prince
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Sleepily grabbing the oj from the fridge and pouring it on your cereal instead of milk by mistake, except you already poured milk on your cereal and you're too tired to care so you eat your slowly curling orange milk anyway. At least there's coffee. Except clumsy just knocked it over into the orange milk cereal.
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Jun 13, 2019 01:46
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- Robot Made of Meat
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The idea of onion rings vs the reality of onion rings.
The idea of breaded mushrooms vs the reality of breaded mushrooms . . . and the reality of the 2nd degree burns resulting from them.
Every. drat. Time.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jun 13, 2019 02:11
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- super sweet best pal
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The regular fry sitting in your basket of curly fries like he's the loving king.
I've met that guy.
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Jun 14, 2019 09:02
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- Chrs
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I can see racial slurs in my alphabet spaghetti
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Jun 14, 2019 10:40
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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the last bit of cereal from the bottom of the bag but half of it is powder
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Jun 14, 2019 20:45
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- gleebster
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Only a howler
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Tortures of the Damned eggs
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Jun 16, 2019 21:20
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- Space Taxi
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Receiving your last meal on death row and they put pickles in your burger
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Jun 19, 2019 09:53
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- Finger Prince
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Receiving your last meal on death row and they put pickles in your burger
Can I ask for extra pickles?
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Jun 20, 2019 04:41
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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You ask for a sour pickle and they give you a half sour instead
You eat it anyway because your hungry
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Jun 20, 2019 12:24
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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The delicious gyro you just realized gave you terrible breath before meeting people and you dont have a mint
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Jun 21, 2019 03:35
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Eggo waffles, freshly microwaved
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Jun 21, 2019 03:39
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Ranch dressing
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Jun 21, 2019 16:54
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- google THIS
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You saw a patch of green on your cheese and for a split second you swore it was mold but it was just a piece of jalapeņo because duh, it's pepper jack, but it's too late, now all you can think about is mold.
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Jun 22, 2019 18:12
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- google THIS
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The best cheese has mold.
It's a little different if it's part of the package, I enjoy reminding people that blue cheese is full of it and Brie is covered in it as I eat it.
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Jun 22, 2019 21:52
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- Finger Prince
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"Tortilla wrap" purchased from an airport food kiosk, filled with wilted iceburg lettuce that has made the tortilla soggy.
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Jun 23, 2019 02:12
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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all the traditional british folk dishes, like eel jizz pie, blood pudding ice cream, and codswallops with bosh (don't ask, you don't want to know)
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Jun 23, 2019 08:24
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- google THIS
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Fast food fries ordered during off-peak hours.
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Jun 23, 2019 15:37
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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a carrot poke me in the eye
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Jun 23, 2019 20:23
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- google THIS
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A candy bar, as your six-year-old wanders into the room.
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Jun 24, 2019 15:17
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- google THIS
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Half a candy bar, as your one-year-old wanders into the room wearing a brand new outfit.
google THIS fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jun 25, 2019
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Jun 24, 2019 15:18
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