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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Denny's fact: the toast is actually made from reconstituted toast granules fresh every week

Denny's fact: the "eggs" are removed from the "chicken" daily

# ? Jun 16, 2019 04:25

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Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Denny's fact: many Denny's locations pull just enough profit to survive, no more. The Denny's in my hometown had a kitchen fire and never reopened because it just wasn't feasible.

# ? Jun 16, 2019 04:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Denny's fact: Denny's is actually Subway with a griddle, but their food is edible

# ? Jun 16, 2019 04:35

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

So I'm watching Breaking Bad, I know I'm hella late to the party, and the Denny's they're at looked just like the one I grew up with. I wonder how standardised the decor is.

# ? Jun 16, 2019 06:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Denny's fact: every Denny's is exactly the same inside. It's because Denny's exists in a temporal disturbance, and everyone actually goes to the same Denny's. They are all the same.

# ? Jun 16, 2019 06:29

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When you ask someone about Denny's, their brain will lock up for a second while they access their mental archives. Your memory of Denny's is located between the topics of your 7th Grade reports and the first post you ever made online.

# ? Jun 16, 2019 08:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Two Moons over My Hammy was created on Mars

# ? Jun 16, 2019 09:11

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Despite what the name implies, eating a Grand Slam will not score you four runs in any professional baseball league.

# ? Jun 16, 2019 16:21

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Two Moons over My Hammy was created on Mars

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# ? Jun 16, 2019 16:24

bird.

one time i ordered a hooburrito, which is a portmanteau of hoobastank and burrito, from a denny and they messed up my order by forgetting to put the onion straws on the side and i got angry at them and yelled; i guess im not a perfect person and theres many things i wish i didnt do, but i continue learning and never meant to say those things to you, denny

# ? Jun 16, 2019 18:37

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The Denny's scene from The Santa Clause wasn't scripted; that was a real Denny's and they really were out of all that poo poo.

# ? Jun 16, 2019 21:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

all Denny's locations are staffed exclusively by a line cook named Cal Dennison, a main character in VC Andrews Casteel series

# ? Jun 16, 2019 22:04

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

All Denny's are located within walking distance of a hotel. This is because hotels have toilets.

# ? Jun 16, 2019 23:34

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you havent lived until you twerk in a dennys at 3am

this is also a new initiation ritual for outlaw motorcycle clubs

# ? Jun 16, 2019 23:47

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Denny's: It's loving Food. Eat It.™️

# ? Jun 17, 2019 00:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Denny, Wendy and Arby have a gangs of NY style street brawl

who wins

# ? Jun 17, 2019 01:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

prepuce repurposed posted:

Denny, Wendy and Arby have a gangs of NY style street brawl

who wins

Wendy because she a bad bitch

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:00

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Ok, same scenario, but just their breakfast menus

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Denny because of the bacon bacon bacon slam

# ? Jun 17, 2019 02:47

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Resting Lich Face posted:

Denny's fact: many Denny's locations pull just enough profit to survive, no more. The Denny's in my hometown had a kitchen fire and never reopened because it just wasn't feasible.

This is because of the extremely costly franchising fees, totalling 1 million dollars per week.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 05:18

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

They were supposed to be called Dennies because of their den-like atmosphere but they made a typo on the first sign

# ? Jun 17, 2019 06:06

Manifisto

fortunately denny's now serves vegan facts, they griddled me up a USA Today with all the fixins

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 17, 2019 07:12

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Denny's served me broccoli. It was very green and not cooked, which is how I prefer broccoli.

Denny's fact: broccoli is actually part of the pig. Don't ask which part.

Denny's: Eat It, Bitch.™️

# ? Jun 17, 2019 08:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Hugh Malone posted:

you havent lived until you twerk in a dennys at 3am

this is also a new initiation ritual for outlaw motorcycle clubs

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# ? Jun 17, 2019 08:29

Twenty Four

google THIS posted:

Despite what the name implies, eating a Grand Slam will not score you four runs in any professional baseball league.

Eating a grand slam will take away four runs from the other baseball team if they hit one, but you have to finish it before they round the bases, so no one ever really tries.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 13:02

Twenty Four

Currently petitioning MLB that if the American League gets a designated hitter, the National League should get a designated eater.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 13:11

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A Denny's and a Waffle House will repel each other until you get them extremely close together. Then they will fuse and become an IHOP.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 14:07

Manifisto

although it was short-lived, I will always have a fondness for Denny's Fax�. hard to beat the convenience of hotcakes and sausage faxed directly to your dining room.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 14:08

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Manifisto posted:

although it was short-lived, I will always have a fondness for Denny's Fax™. hard to beat the convenience of hotcakes and sausage faxed directly to your dining room.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 16:21

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It was just too cumbersome because each individual sausage link required a separate cover sheet. A bowl of oatmeal could take days to send.

# ? Jun 17, 2019 16:52

Manifisto

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It was just too cumbersome because each individual sausage link required a separate cover sheet. A bowl of oatmeal could take days to send.

agreed, but I will say that getting the duplex option made this more convenient

# ? Jun 17, 2019 17:25

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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Denny's Fax: Moons Over Your Hamby™️

# ? Jun 17, 2019 19:30

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