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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

in this thread, America is being celebrated for its famous traits such as racism and rock and roll music and there are fireworks everywhere



oooooo



aaaaahhh



ohhhhhhh



oooooooo

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TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1146411246624944128

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_3d4rRBaWk

the only 4th of july soundtrack you need

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

*has Vietnam flashback*

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

*plays Fortunate Son and Born in the USA without any regard for their context*

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Hey everyone let's all go ooohhhhh ahhhhh like they do in cartoons and poo poo hahahha it'll be hilarious and original

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Old peoplw posting on nextdoor: I don't see what the big deal is LOL, fireworks never bothered me before, why should I care if someone has a dog that gets scared, im gonna shove a roman candle up my rear end maga

Its Coke
Oct 29, 2018
i always call 911 if fireworks are too loud

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
what would happen if you launched the nuclear equivalent of a firework into the sky

would the whole country be blanketed in freedom?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

i heard if you look in the mirror at midnight and say America three times, a sparkler is lit on the side of your face and you get a really lovely hospital bill

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

gently caress I forgot to share that image of the sad dog and the 800 word essay about my rescue dog making GBS threads his autism jacket because the fireworks sound like the end of the world to him, now NO ONE will know to not set off any fireworks in my neighborhood!

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


I remember when I was a little kid my dad would poke fun at me for flinching at fireworks,now he can't stand even fireworks in the far distance due to untreated PTSD, loving owned old man

Its Coke
Oct 29, 2018
If a family is making too much noise with their fireworks I just go over and stare at them from the sidewalk and they stop real quick

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Good soup! posted:

Hey everyone let's all go ooohhhhh ahhhhh like they do in cartoons and poo poo hahahha it'll be hilarious and original

now pushing 80, still awestruck every single time a firework blows up properly in my municipal township

calling the cops to end this garrulous display next door, we're trying to sleep!

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Fireworks rock and I won't let any dumb veteran or dog owner or greenie lib tell me otherwise.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I leap into the air and deflect fireworks back down to the person who lit them

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DimWillingCicada.webp

Its Coke
Oct 29, 2018
Spending the whole day rigging a display with two artillery shells that go off at the same time to make towers and a tilted third shell that sends a plane through them

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

THS
Sep 15, 2017

dta

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
*will smith at the end of independence day voice*

didn't I promise you fireworks?













Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

*will smith at the end of independence day voice*

didn't I promise you fireworks?















lmao

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

what would happen if you launched the nuclear equivalent of a firework into the sky

would the whole country be blanketed in freedom?

Molecules of freedom are petroleum based not godless radiation, any real American would know this

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

*a beautiful huge rocket bursts in the sky and rains down the perfect image of goatse*

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004



100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va-jMGrUFo8

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

i'm going to the fireworks in the park tonight and i'm worried i'm going to get killed by a mass shooter

welcome to america

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1146404602918723585

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

how about instead of fireworks its r works

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