what about a CSPAM zine

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would you contribute to a cspam zine or other public distribution offering? This poll is closed.
yes	12	42.86%
no	3	10.71%
trump	13	46.43%
Total:	28 votes

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Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

im interested, maybe ill finally put my journalism career to good use

# ? Jul 11, 2019 18:06

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# ? May 7, 2024 00:41

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I call advice column

# ? Jul 11, 2019 19:36

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

https://discord.gg/sNqzFkv

# ? Jul 13, 2019 00:03

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

smarxist posted:

https://discord.gg/sNqzFkv

joind

# ? Jul 13, 2019 02:39

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I�ll be the page 3 girl

# ? Jul 13, 2019 03:04

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Snowy posted:

I�ll be the page 3 girl

idk if there�s a big call for pg 3 owls but you know what I like your moxie

# ? Jul 13, 2019 06:07

Sing Along: Feb 28, 2017; by Athanatos

ripping posts from the username ideas thread could be a good source of recurring content

# ? Jul 13, 2019 06:13

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Socks4Hands posted:

ripping posts from the username ideas thread could be a good source of recurring content

ripped from headlines with a picture of a bodybuilder would be a pretty good un/av on its own

# ? Jul 13, 2019 20:06

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Ripped from the Headlines, a recurring exercise advice column with posts from the exercise thread with an emphasis on staying strong to fight fascists

# ? Jul 13, 2019 20:10

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

and
SQUATS
SQUATS
SQUATS

# ? Jul 13, 2019 20:42

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Good soup! posted:

Ripped from the Headlines, a recurring exercise advice column with posts from the exercise thread with an emphasis on staying strong to fight fascists

print it and ship it

e: in fact I call dibs on this featute

# ? Jul 13, 2019 20:47

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

Hello I am a professional animator and illustrator and cspam is the only op ed I trust

# ? Jul 13, 2019 20:55

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

my brother gave me one of his copies of The Fifth Estate because he knows im a radicalized commie and theres no way a CSPAM zine could be worse than that

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:03

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

we need a title

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:06

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

twoday posted:

we need a title

ZINESPAM

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:18

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i was a newspaper reporter until november of last year and now i write about stuff that is bad for my soul. I'd be ecstatic to do some writing that isnt about airplanes or machines of death and oppression. mark me down as a "hell yeah" if you need some journalism or editorial content

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:23

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

if theres digital stuff, id also be interested in doing some voice over stuff. I've been told my voice sounds good. thanks, cigarettes!

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:29

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

you�d have to print the waveform of your voice

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:34

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Snowy posted:

you’d have to print the waveform of your voice

i insist this be a center spread playboy style

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:43

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Hot Takes, wholesome recipes for the socialist radical lurking in your stomach

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:44

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

i'll start the wiki

# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:45

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

everybody just get your asses into the discord

# ? Jul 13, 2019 23:47

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Snowy posted:

ZINESPAM

Z-SPAM

# ? Jul 14, 2019 01:55

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

ill suggest "zine-pak". a z-pak is antibiotics that basically kill all of the bacteria causing illness to people

# ? Jul 14, 2019 02:15

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Chokes McGee posted:

Z-SPAM

# ? Jul 14, 2019 02:16

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Chokes McGee posted:

Z-SPAM

# ? Jul 14, 2019 02:48

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

My next door neighbor set up a little booth where people in our neighborhood can buy/sell/trade home made produce and I want to ask him if I can sell my socialist newspaper �The (cityname) Stalinist Worker� as a joke

Here�s one of the articles as wrote for it

quote:

Purging Kulaks: How Many Is Too Many?
During the 20th century, Comrade Stalin was vexed by a problem not unique to Soviet society. In Ukraine wealthy peasants sought their own enrichment over the wellbeing of the people. They stockpiled their produce in a crude mockery of primitive accumulation, no doubt, hoping to one day become petite bourgeois and reestablish the corrupt capitalist system.
To ensure the aforementioned wellbeing of the people, our beloved and benevolent Comrade Stalin had to do the unthinkable and utilize state force against their domestic enemies in Ukraine. Although the victory came at a cost, the inevitability of that cost was mitigated the success of his mission.
While under the old feudal order and even the capitalist order under the later Romanovs people of what became Union of Soviet Socialist Republics had to suffer through famine after famine, stretching back into antiquity, under Comrade Stalin�s miraculous nation there were no famines following the unfortunate but necessary purge.
So this brings us back to the aforeposed question: How many is too many? The wisdom of Comrade Stalin shows us that while the cost may be significant, the rewards of vigilance are simply priceless. The conclusion is that to have a prosperous workers state is to purge early and purge often.

Could set it up as a Stalinist corner or like �ask Comrade Stalin�

Former DILF has issued a correction as of 03:07 on Jul 14, 2019

# ? Jul 14, 2019 03:04

pancake rabbit: Feb 21, 2011

obv name the zine Nothing Matters

also i am a filthy computer toucher if you need a website or whatever

# ? Jul 14, 2019 03:11

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

pancake rabbit posted:

obv name the zine Nothing Matters

# ? Jul 14, 2019 03:14

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# ? May 7, 2024 00:41

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

I posted, content

# ? Jul 15, 2019 03:36

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