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Manifisto


[velma, pulling mask off the southmoor ghost]: let's see who this really is . . .

[everyone gasps]: it's the one electron!


ty nesamdoom!

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Look
If you had
One electron
One subatomic particle
To make everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
the scientists at cern apologizing for smashing up our one and only electron

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Nosfereefer posted:

the scientists at cern apologizing for smashing up our one and only electron

The good news is it was insured for collision!

google THIS

The electron sneaking extra free samples at the supermarket by simultaneously being both of the people in line smdh

google THIS

God: Ok, listen, I've got seven days to build an entire universe and I need like, a lot of matter. How much will this get me?

Electron salesman: (scratching his chin) One.

God: One?!

ES: One electron.

God: It's literally an infinite amount of money.

ES: (shrugs vaguely) Supply and demand.

God: Fine, I'll just have to improvise.

Manifisto


Nosfereefer posted:

the scientists at cern apologizing for smashing up our one and only electron

google THIS posted:

God: Ok, listen, I've got seven days to build an entire universe and I need like, a lot of matter. How much will this get me?

Electron salesman: (scratching his chin) One.

God: One?!

ES: One electron.

God: It's literally an infinite amount of money.

ES: (shrugs vaguely) Supply and demand.

God: Fine, I'll just have to improvise.


ty nesamdoom!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

God: Ok, listen, I've got seven days to build an entire universe and I need like, a lot of matter. How much will this get me?

Electron salesman: (scratching his chin) One.

God: One?!

ES: One electron.

God: It's literally an infinite amount of money.

ES: (shrugs vaguely) Supply and demand.

God: Fine, I'll just have to improvise.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

God: Ok, listen, I've got seven days to build an entire universe and I need like, a lot of matter. How much will this get me?

Electron salesman: (scratching his chin) One.

God: One?!

ES: One electron.

God: It's literally an infinite amount of money.

ES: (shrugs vaguely) Supply and demand.

God: Fine, I'll just have to improvise.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


At the police station, a lineup of electrons stands against the wall. Behind the one-way mirror, the witness becomes uncertain.

Winifred Madgers

Elect Ron

Winifred Madgers

Electron 2: Electric Boogaloo

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

You've seen one electron you've seen them all

google THIS

I just misread the title as "one erection universe."

google THIS

If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours please, quit bogarting that poo poo.

City of Glompton

google THIS posted:

If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours please, quit bogarting that poo poo.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I hear they are testing the theory of the one erection universe in the large hardon collider.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

I hear they are testing the theory of the one erection universe in the large hardon collider.

A single erection moving back and forth through time. And that is why everything is hosed.

Goons Are Gifts

Yeah, sure "Large" Hadron Collider.

Everyone knows it's basically just comically small dongs getting smashed into each other.


google THIS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I hear they are testing the theory of the one erection universe in the large hardon collider.

:golfclap:

Space Taxi
Don't believe the "One electron universe" story. Fake news. That's just the spin they're putting on it.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Space Taxi posted:

Don't believe the "One electron universe" story. Fake news. That's just the spin they're putting on it.

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
To think, somewhere in an alternate dimension there are two electrons

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

Fredrik1 posted:

To think, somewhere in an alternate dimension there are two electrons

So there's three electrons altogether?

nut

ya ok but the electron is flat

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Fredrik1 posted:

To think, somewhere in an alternate dimension there are two electrons

somewhere there's a universe that's missing its electron

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

bee eater posted:

ya ok but the electron is flat

The electron is phlat (cool flat).

High on the hog, 90's style.

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nut

carl sagan: and would it amaze you, viewer, to know that you, right now are breathing in the same electron that einstein once breathed? Well there's good news...

...it's also the electron that came out of his pee pee once

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