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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

biden winning and then the recession kicks off is the perfect pathway to full fascism

It is the year 2021 and Biden has just been sworn into office. How is the world going to end and along what lines will the United States war and balkanize?

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a primate
Jun 2, 2010

The earth will continue to warm, nothing will change, mainstream Dems will hail it as a victory

In short, lol nothing matters

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It doesn't happen overnight. Hell it probably won't get as bad as people are afraid of or hoping for. But it's a steady stream of a few things:

-The concentration camps on the border stay in place and actually expand, but to a limited degree.

-Catastrophic climate events start becoming more and more severe. More and more climate refugees are forced into these concentration camps.

-Parts of America like South Florida, Puerto Rico, the more wildfire prone parts of California begin to become uninhabitable. Biden expands permissions for oil drilling, fracking, etc. You have to remember, as Secretary of State, Hillary was selling fracking to the world. The water will continue to become flammable, lead poisoned, and other forms of undrinkable. Nestle will have a grand proposal to take over the rest of the nation's water supply, which will likely succeed.

-Biden's Justice Department will ensure nobody implicated in the Epstein crisis goes to jail. "we raped some kiddos," he'll say, basically, if not using that exact language. Liberals will defend his making the hard choices to preserve the fabric of our democracy.

-The Biden Administration refuses to lift a finger over the neo-Nazi indoctrination of young kids via social media platforms. In fact, intelligence agencies will actually be able to work closer with tech companies for surveillance of anyone to the left of Ronald Reagan. This will be important when we get to the next part.

-The economy will continue to get worse and worse for anyone without seven figures in the bank. This further grows the festering ground for fascist grifters. Further mass shootings as the Democrats refuse to do anything to take on the NRA, a literal propaganda arm of arms manufacturers forcing demand of their supply through radicalizing fear-mongering. Biden regularly takes the side of the wealthy and drives the screws deeper into the working poor.

-A new, competent fascist sweeps the Republican primary in 2024. Narrowly wins the election. Biden blames Russia but happy hands over the keys to his turnkey tyranny to an even worse fascist than Trump and his band of ghouls.

-The world becomes even more dire and insecure, smashing against the chaos created by manmade climate change to hit a breaking point.

-Chaos reigns. Billions die. The world is torn asunder. Uncle Joe drives some gas guzzling muscle car into a hypercane and pretends none of this was his fault, and actually, it was those damned millennial that doomed us all.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Biden raises a cold, sweating glass of pure crude oil to his lips. in a seemingly interminable gesture he pours it into his mouth. he does not breathe and doesn't even appear to swallow, the oil just sliding down his throat like an open trough. teeth still gleeming white, Biden flashes his characteristic grin at the watching crowd. "I've been drinking this stuff since high school. young people these days, they'd prefer a la Croix or, a craft beer! but me, I used to share a pitcher of crude with Buford Lynchtree,a republican yes, but we'd get things done. and that's why I'm introducing legislation, with the cooperation of Mitch McConnell, that promotes American energy independence by providing tax breaks to domestic resource extraction companies who buy troubled public land resources for redevelopment." crowd of aging liberals hoots and hollers

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

new security measures at the White house include swabbing and testing for chemical agents the hair of every woman visitor

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

secret service agent heroically throws self between Biden and microphone as he starts to address a black lives matter protestor

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Taintrunner posted:

It doesn't happen overnight. Hell it probably won't get as bad as people are afraid of or hoping for. But it's a steady stream of a few things:

-The concentration camps on the border stay in place and actually expand, but to a limited degree.

-Catastrophic climate events start becoming more and more severe. More and more climate refugees are forced into these concentration camps.

-Parts of America like South Florida, Puerto Rico, the more wildfire prone parts of California begin to become uninhabitable. Biden expands permissions for oil drilling, fracking, etc. You have to remember, as Secretary of State, Hillary was selling fracking to the world. The water will continue to become flammable, lead poisoned, and other forms of undrinkable. Nestle will have a grand proposal to take over the rest of the nation's water supply, which will likely succeed.

-Biden's Justice Department will ensure nobody implicated in the Epstein crisis goes to jail. "we raped some kiddos," he'll say, basically, if not using that exact language. Liberals will defend his making the hard choices to preserve the fabric of our democracy.

-The Biden Administration refuses to lift a finger over the neo-Nazi indoctrination of young kids via social media platforms. In fact, intelligence agencies will actually be able to work closer with tech companies for surveillance of anyone to the left of Ronald Reagan. This will be important when we get to the next part.

-The economy will continue to get worse and worse for anyone without seven figures in the bank. This further grows the festering ground for fascist grifters. Further mass shootings as the Democrats refuse to do anything to take on the NRA, a literal propaganda arm of arms manufacturers forcing demand of their supply through radicalizing fear-mongering. Biden regularly takes the side of the wealthy and drives the screws deeper into the working poor.

-A new, competent fascist sweeps the Republican primary in 2024. Narrowly wins the election. Biden blames Russia but happy hands over the keys to his turnkey tyranny to an even worse fascist than Trump and his band of ghouls.

-The world becomes even more dire and insecure, smashing against the chaos created by manmade climate change to hit a breaking point.

-Chaos reigns. Billions die. The world is torn asunder. Uncle Joe drives some gas guzzling muscle car into a hypercane and pretends none of this was his fault, and actually, it was those damned millennial that doomed us all.

Well when you put it that way it doesn't sound so bad

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

disgusting

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

joseph brandon

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