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With the draft finally ending it's my favorite analysis of the season. Fantasypros totally professional power rankings. Last year our champion supposedly had the weakest team according to these masters of Fantasy Football 1) Hot Couch Guys 2) Drunk Nerds 3) Bakers Don't Bundt 4) Jake Jortles 5) Oxysnake 6) Minimum Eifert 7) Zero Arby's 8) WTF is "depth"? 9) Kerryon My Actual Human Son 10) Golden Taters 11) Filthy Casuals 12) Holding Out for Ezekial
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Last year our champion supposedly had the weakest team according to these masters of Fantasy Football I think they got it right this time. It's gonna take years to rebuild this garbage pile.
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Aug 28, 2019 17:08
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Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Aug 31, 2019 |
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Aug 31, 2019 14:10
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You don't have Kittle or Hunt here
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Aug 31, 2019 16:02
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Well maybe I'm just a moron. Didn't think of that didya, tough guy? 
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Aug 31, 2019 16:08
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Drafting all Eagles was a give away
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Aug 31, 2019 16:09
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Come on man, I also drafted Gardner Minshew.
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Aug 31, 2019 16:15
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and dropped him
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Aug 31, 2019 16:18
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I needed to make room for his brother. Think he was on Poque's roster but I'm thinking he's gonna end up on the WW soon.
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Aug 31, 2019 16:29
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I don't have any Minshews but I think I'm missing a joke.
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Aug 31, 2019 19:55
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Poque posted:I don't have any Minshews drat, and here I was waiting for the other 'shew to drop.  quote:but I think I'm missing a joke. Yeah there it was, you're welcome. You're all welcome.
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Aug 31, 2019 20:31
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we need to find a new team owner by thursday
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Aug 31, 2019 20:34
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What?
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Aug 31, 2019 20:36
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That joke was too bad. He has to be stopped
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Aug 31, 2019 20:37
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Poque posted:That joke was too bad. He has to be stopped YOU MESS WITH THE FEET YOU GET THE SHEWS!
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Aug 31, 2019 21:02
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Quiet Feet posted:YOU MESS WITH THE FEET YOU GET THE SHEWS! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
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Aug 31, 2019 22:11
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I love puns and I'd like to think I'm good at inflicting them on people. Fantasy football is a great place for them what with team names. I'm a little disappointed I mine though. You'd think I'd have put in more than the Minimum Eifert.
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Aug 31, 2019 23:05
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(I actually love puns)
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Aug 31, 2019 23:08
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Nick Foles going to the locker room get ready for Minshew Mayhem.
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Sep 8, 2019 18:37
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Yeeeeehaw! Come.on down to Quiet Feet's house of young QBs and old Other Guys! We get Bengals, we got Steelers, we got Chiefs, we got Eagles! *slaps back of DeSean Jackson* this bad boy can get you so many yards *his head falls off* Let's see what we got here! We got Jared Goff! We got Jameis Winston! We got Josh Rosen We got Frank Gore Look at these wide recivers! We got DeSean Jackson! We got Sammy Watkins! Wr got AJ Green! Act now and I'll even throw in Desean's balky abs! Folks we want to turn your picks into the old, injured players of tomorrow! Quiet Feet's house of Young QBs and old Other Guys route 17 by the old K-Mart at Kenny Roger's Roasters Memorial Plaza. Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Oct 29, 2019 |
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Oct 29, 2019 12:31
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Last chance deals at Quiet Feet's house of Young QBs and old Other Guys Mason Rudolph 5th Josh Rosen 5th Kyle Allen 2nd Nick Foles 4th Leveon Bell 1st Joe Mixon Frank Gore (make me an offer you sicko but really why?) Sammy Watkins 2nd Marvin Jones 2nd Devante Parker 5th AJ Green 2nd Auden Tate 4th Jared Cook 4th Willing to negotiate but hurry fast these deals won't last!
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Nov 13, 2019 00:51
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Congrats, Damocles. Well Done!
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Dec 16, 2019 03:40
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 At 8-1, I did not think the saviors of my team would be Danny Amendola and something named... Tyler Higbee? (Just kidding, thanks for finally showing up Saquon!)
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Dec 17, 2019 01:12
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Yoooo check Sleeper in case your phones have turned off notifications for some reason
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Jul 7, 2020 15:56
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Poque posted:Yoooo check Sleeper in case your phones have turned off notifications for some reason
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Jul 7, 2020 16:53
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Last bump hoping UnlimitedSpessmans and Tonic have this bookmarked and are around.
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New Thread. Speak up that you're in and whatnot https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3975041
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