imposing shire law

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canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

mandatory breaks at work for second breakfast and elevenses

# ? Aug 2, 2019 19:32

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# ? May 18, 2024 06:37

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

decriminalizing growing or smoking any amount of pipe weed

# ? Aug 2, 2019 19:33

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

traveling wizards must always bring fireworks

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Aug 2, 2019 20:12

Manifisto

the new funny number is eleventy one

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 3, 2019 02:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You know what; gently caress the Sackville-Baggins!

# ? Aug 3, 2019 04:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You can have EITHER someone else's sword, OR their bow, OR their axe but not all three because triple weapon proficiency isn't even allowed yet

# ? Aug 3, 2019 04:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

-If you leave te Shire you have to tell someone.

-If you're coing to visit someone unannounced, please do not:
-chip the glasses
-crack the plates
-blunt the knives
-bend the forks
-smash the bottles
-burn the corks, etc.

It's RUDE!

Also, please note:

:siren:

THEY COME IN PINTS :siren:

# ? Aug 3, 2019 04:22

xcheopis

We are proud to announce the opening of the Farmer Maggot Clinic for Mushroom Recovery, a safe space and supportive environment for young hobbits addicted to mushrooms, and the pilfering thereof.

# ? Aug 3, 2019 04:40

FutonForensic

"this is the nightmare our founders warned us about," I mutter as I watch people get barefoot and have a constantly good time

# ? Aug 3, 2019 16:56

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*Puts up a HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? CALL CRIME STOPPERS -style leaflet about Tom Bombadill*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 3, 2019 17:18

StandardVC10: This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

"No admittance except on party business" now considered a legally binding and enforceable statement

# ? Aug 3, 2019 17:52

Twenty Four

Splatmaster posted:

You can have EITHER someone else's sword, OR their bow, OR their axe but not all three because triple weapon proficiency isn't even allowed yet

# ? Aug 3, 2019 17:53

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

# ? Aug 3, 2019 19:37

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*A hobbit country club but golf is played with severed orc heads*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 3, 2019 20:50

Jaded Burnout

Splatmaster posted:

Also, please note:

THEY COME IN PINTS

I hear that's actually a racist stereotype and they come normal amounts

# ? Aug 4, 2019 18:49

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# ? May 18, 2024 06:37

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD

socks are treated with the same scorn and disdain as fedoras

all HOA meetings are now run by wizards, and car towing is done via Ent Moot

# ? Aug 5, 2019 05:56

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