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Ashes of Fred, the Good Boy
A simple urn containing the ashes of Fred, the Good Boy.

Special beings have special souls, and some say the
Good Boy was the most special of all. Having inspired warmth
in the hearts of any whose lap he jumped upon, Fred's ashes
are still lightly enchanted with an air of fond remembrance.
Or perhaps, the remembrance is only in the mind of its
former owner, and there is no enchantment after all.

Use it to acquire a huge amount of souls, or to create a
unique weapon.

davidspackage posted:

*says something, then finishes with sinister cackle*

CJacobs posted:

Stretch Marx posted:

[Cocaine]

White powder used by hollows to induce a brief euphoria.
Grants a temporary increase in speed and restores charges to your active spell.

Legend has it that Gwen's first born brought this powder back from his travels while chasing dragons.


[Dank Weed]

Sticky, icky, icky, green flower. Removes Curse and Toxic.

Once burnt, the smoke from Dank Weed is said to produce a calming affect among those who partake. Any being affected by Dank Weed will have no drive to harm others and cannot attack.


[Crystal Meth]

Forbidden Crystal magic created by Seath the Scaleless.
Grants temporary additional attack speed and damage reduction at the expense of health. 3 Charges.

With the decline of Anor Londo, and thus the supply of the precious cocaine needed to fuel his research, Seath looked to the Crystal itself to drive him. Crystal Meth is highly destructive to the body and will induce hollowing in all but the largest souls.


[Tablets of Ecstasy]

Small pill that is said to have its origins in a far away land which can enhance ones magical awareness.
Increases the effects of beneficial spells, damage from fire spells, and charges per use of Estus.

While traditionally only indulged at festivals and carnivals Tablets of Ecstasy have seen increased use among hallows as means of escapism and to block out the voices of the Abyss.

While under the effects of Tablets of Ecstasy users who focus on a target will find themselves unable to change targets until either they or the target dies. Targets can include objects.

CJacobs posted:

Ashes of Fred, the Good Boy
A simple urn containing the ashes of Fred, the Good Boy.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

[this thread]

Forged in the mind of a man completely incapable of humor and found in the gas chambers of Gibbis. Essentially useless but dooms all who inhabit it to six hours of suffering.

Nooner posted:

*fartz real loud because dorksouls is a bad game*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SardonicTyrant posted:

[Key of Grover]
Unlocks the door to an accursed demesne. A man's house is his castle, so they say, but a castle on a shaky foundation will surely crumble.

Bad Dragon Dildo posted:

Stone imbued with the power of the everlasting dragons, used in a secret rite by dragon worshippers.

Gain the anus of a dragon, a transformation that is irreversible until death.

From ancient times, the path of dragon worship was walked by warriors. It is said they envision butt stuff in the depths of their meditation, and at times, they even hear the distant sound of the great tear at their climax.