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it is so hard being a single strand of wool. i cannot wait to have a big machine orgy and become yarn. that will be hot, then, we all get tangled in a ball, till someone makes into something, which is erotic as hell.
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accidentally stabbed myself with my pseudopenis today while shaving, not sure what happens, will trip report
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it took a while but i finally managed to launch my sperm packet love dart into the flesh of my paramour, and they failed to get theirs into mine, so i don't have to carry eggs yus
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me while getting my rear end eaten:
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bradzilla posted:me while getting my rear end eaten: me while trying to graze in the lea but the flies won't leave me alone
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me posted:me attracking emus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej0ZO79Aqxw
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bradzilla posted:me while getting my rear end eaten: Legs are awful |
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Aug 16, 2019 15:36
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Legs are awful i dunno man, i love me a pair of nice get away sticks. when the gams grow alllll the way to the ground, oh baby. them calves are supple, nurtured on morthers milks, and no fried chicken can compare with the glory of thighs. legs rule, but like, i would date a wheelchair lady i think.
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todays update: nope
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my host may not be getting down, but i, and my hair follicle mite bros are getting nasty on the reg.
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hi, my name is king koopa, and I HAD SEX TODAY
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Aug 28, 2019 01:51
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yo bros i totally picked up some pheromone secreted on this chicks dragline today had to destroy that web to fend off them other alphas totes worth it tho vibrated the poo poo out of my courting strand and she put dat rear end up high bro like drat my pedipalps got a workout nawmsayin
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Adiabatic posted:yo bros i totally picked up some pheromone secreted on this chicks dragline today so you boiled your piss and cum |
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Aug 28, 2019 12:34
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bradzilla posted:so you boiled your piss and cum well yeah but whats that have to do with this |
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Aug 28, 2019 22:02
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ooooooofffff "pollen" yup, sorry, i'm a dude and hosed up yer female plants harvest sorry, but a dudes gotta blowwwwwwwww
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with you being a sex haver and all I've always heard it feels and tastes like roast beef is this true? I don't even know what part of sex involves the mouth but I'm excited to learn!
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Aug 31, 2019 01:32
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One time I had to explain sex to a forum user and it was the worst, stop reminding me of my torrid past.
Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Sep 1, 2019
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Heather Papps posted:one time i had to explain sex to a forum user and it was the worst stop reminding me of my torrid past Is it how babby is formed? |
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It was rough beans I will not repeat my shame.
Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Sep 1, 2019
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Aug 31, 2019 04:21
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Is it how babby is formed? I love you I really do but I will not play along with this joke. Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Sep 1, 2019
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0DMTlwLw4
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b4 HP goes on, for the record i didn't ask about sex i just didn't stop him from talking
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bee eater posted:b4 HP goes on, for the record i didn't ask about sex i just didn't stop him from talking
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Heather Papps posted:i love you i really do but i will not play along with this joke That's okay. I probably drunk posted that. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:That's okay. I probably drunk posted that. I completely understand.
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