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Well, WWWD, you've botched another case. The suspect is going to walk because...NO NO NO, that's not what I meant! Down, boy! |
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Werewolf wizard detectives and the case of the doorbell rang but it was actually just on the tv, but we can't stop freaking out and yelling at the door. |
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Aug 16, 2019 21:07
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 Standing absolutely still as WWWD sniffs my butt
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Aug 16, 2019 21:10
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WWWD and the case of the guy who clearly threw the ball yet is somehow still holding it. |
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Aug 16, 2019 21:15
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i know theyre terrible detectives, sarge, i know they failed their detective tests, but drat it, they're were wolves and they're wizards, to boot. even with substandard detective skills they'll be an asset to the force, unless they are also lovely wolves and their spells are really bad. we don't have any tests for those though
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Aug 16, 2019 21:48
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wwwwwdd? i glance at my wrist what would were wolf wizard detective do?
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Aug 16, 2019 21:48
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listen hermione, when the moon shines full, watch out,b ecause we're going to turn into wolfs, and we're bad at it, you'll prboably want to kill yourself with shame when you see what lousy wolves we are. last time my rear end didnt even transform. by the way no idea where the chamber of secrets is. looked it up on google, couldnt find anything. all out of ideas.
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Aug 16, 2019 21:52
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cda posted:i know theyre terrible detectives, sarge, i know they failed their detective tests, but drat it, they're were wolves and they're wizards, to boot. even with substandard detective skills they'll be an asset to the force, unless they are also lovely wolves and their spells are really bad. we don't have any tests for those though |
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Aug 16, 2019 21:57
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google THIS posted:Well, WWWD, you've botched another case. The suspect is going to walk because...NO NO NO, that's not what I meant! Down, boy! cda posted:i know theyre terrible detectives, sarge, i know they failed their detective tests, but drat it, they're were wolves and they're wizards, to boot. even with substandard detective skills they'll be an asset to the force, unless they are also lovely wolves and their spells are really bad. we don't have any tests for those though
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Aug 16, 2019 21:58
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they cant even tie their ties right. who raised these were wolf wizard detectives.
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Aug 16, 2019 22:16
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beer pal posted:they cant even tie their ties right. who raised these were wolf wizard detectives. vampire witch assassins
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Aug 16, 2019 22:30
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Heather Papps posted:vampire witch assassins samantha cant even suck blood through a straw. her cauldron is not BPA-free. she put a silencer on backwards and it made her gun louder. and her kids are hoodlums ---------------- |
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Aug 16, 2019 22:35
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Aug 16, 2019 22:46
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cda posted:samantha cant even suck blood through a straw. her cauldron is not BPA-free. she put a silencer on backwards and it made her gun louder. and her kids are hoodlums that is nothing jessica literally paid for her own blood when one of those lame wwwds took her out something about equal partnership i just can't even with her it's like she never even heard of a hex. *backflips off a skyscraper*
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Aug 16, 2019 22:52
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google THIS posted:Well, WWWD, you've botched another case. The suspect is going to walk because...NO NO NO, that's not what I meant! Down, boy! google THIS posted:WWWD and the case of the guy who clearly threw the ball yet is somehow still holding it. lol
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cda posted:"a woman has gone missing, i'm going to turn into a wolve and smell her clothes" google THIS posted:"You're a loose cannon! Turn in your badge, your starry hat, and Mr. Squeakles!" google THIS posted:WWWD and the case of the guy who clearly threw the ball yet is somehow still holding it.
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Aug 17, 2019 01:54
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Next item on the agenda: chocolate treats. Until further notice they are banned in this station. I know! I know! I'm going to miss it too but with this new Werewolf Wizard Detective Squad we just can't risk another incident! I don't want to lose another officer to a chocolate donut in the break room! Which brings me to my next item: If you are interested in donating to the fund set up for the family of Officer Scmuckles please talk to Cheryl. |
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Aug 17, 2019 03:24
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beer pal posted:my partner buried my wand in the back yard again. uwu
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Aug 17, 2019 07:45
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Heather Papps posted:a wizard cursed himself by accident, now he is a werewolf and doing a big murder Isn't this a m night shyamalan movie? It should be. |
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Aug 17, 2019 14:11
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What if it's a were wolf who investigates wizards? Now you're talking. |
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Aug 17, 2019 14:13
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Finger Prince posted:What if it's a were wolf who investigates wizards? Now you're talking. Wouldn't the wizards just gently caress with the moon's phases and throw the werewolves off their scent? |
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Aug 17, 2019 16:06
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Wouldn't the wizards just gently caress you may be on to something...
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Aug 17, 2019 17:05
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wwwd can't get fired, every time he does something racist the FOP has his back and every time he does something destructively werewolf it's protected by title vii
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Aug 17, 2019 17:27
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WWWD poops in the park. His partner groans, pulls a plastic baggie from his pocket, and grumbles as he squats down to pick it up. Just as he's about to get it a mail carrier walks by... |
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