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Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Wow. It's a shame...that only one died

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Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

Wow. It's a shame...that only one died

probably David's failson twin Bill, then dynastic head Charles, and finally we get to see whatever supervillain psycho poo poo family shadow patriarch Fred gets up to without the billionaire brothers to hide behind. we probably discover he took public transportation to spread polonium dust on the seats as he left

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Al! posted:

a fun game to play today, if anyone tries to concern troll you about koch, is ask if they celebrated when Osama Bin Laden died even though he killed far fewer people than Koch
:hmmyes:

Cnidaria
Apr 10, 2009

It's all politics, Mike.

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
Crack Ping Koch prostate, hell's his fate.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I'm sad ...........



that the children of tomorrow won't be able to drag him through the streets for poisoning the world and making it a scorched wasteland through a lifetime of intentional, calculated destruction

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Add this to my good mood list

- John McCain is dead

- David Koch is dead

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Also did someone post how he died? I hope it was painful and slow :ohdear:

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Tetracube posted:

rip david koch, absorbed too much evil and exploded

David was the second most terrible of the three brothers. Charles continues to run things and indirectly parts of the government

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Crazypoops posted:

Also did someone post how he died? I hope it was painful and slow :ohdear:

prostate cancer lmao

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



an actual dog posted:

prostate cancer lmao

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

David Koch needed Epstein because only 14 year olds have hands small enough to reach in and massage his tumorous prostate.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
lol blessed prostate

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

an actual dog posted:

prostate cancer lmao


A cancer people normally die with, not die of.

lol loser.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

an actual dog posted:

prostate cancer lmao

For decades. Literally fought it for years. His whole rigamarole with the American Cancer Society was him trying to save his own wretched life before his prostate caused a stew of toxic poo poo to eat his body from the inside out.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Zeroisanumber posted:

before his prostate caused a stew of toxic poo poo to eat his body from the inside out.

love a happy ending.

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/pawgliacci/status/1164989916784148480?s=21

some millennial is going to yeet Koch’s bones into the incinerator

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Healthy Nut Snack posted:

https://twitter.com/pawgliacci/status/1164989916784148480?s=21

some millennial is going to yeet Koch’s bones into the incinerator

Legit lol'd.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Xelkelvos posted:

David was the second most terrible of the three brothers. Charles continues to run things and indirectly parts of the government

Yes, but if Tales From The Crypt has taught me anything about comically evil rich people dying but leaving behind another comically evil rich relative, things are about to get messy in Charles' manor. Like, Double Dare messy.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Captain_Maclaine posted:

love a happy ending.

Not with a prostate that diseased he didn't

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
imagine doing surgery on a koch bro and not immediately killing him and framing it as an accident lmao

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1165676034517168128

hope dorsey dies also

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

chud down

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
free Tetracube?

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

22 Eargesplitten posted:

your brother’s a Koch in hell
Your mother sucks Kochs in hell

edit: goddamnit i thought there was no Kochs left now I’m all pissed off. Thanks animeistrssh

cat botherer has issued a correction as of 00:28 on Feb 16, 2023

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Cuttlefush posted:

free Tetracube?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
lmao

edit:
drat, thought we got the other one.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

me too, but dave's still dead, so: lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
just felt like bumping a feelgood memory today is all

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Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Cuttlefush posted:

free Tetracube?

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