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You look behind you making sure no one is following okay looks like no one is watching you, so you go down a dark ally and knock on a door using the special way you spent month perfecting, you've heard people call it "shave and a hair cut" but you don't know why. After a few minutes you think maybe you did it wrong, maybe the guy was just pulling your leg. Suddenly a voice from behind you says "well are you coming in or not?" How clever, someone must be listening across the ally and letting the real place know! You enter a dimly lit room you see a few people sitting around tables with open flames in the middle this place looks really hip. You are brought to a table the flame is lit and a plat is put on top of it. "These are your sauces if you will" your host says, it's too dim to make out their face clearly, "we have a wide variety of terpenes for you to choice from, all are included with the entry charge". It's all too late you realize you didn't even ask how much this costs 2 weeks later you find yourself in the place of the host working off the bill, but man was that a great time, you start planning your next trip because yeah it's worth it.
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*rips a Supreme bong with my Supreme lighter and coughs into my Supreme handkerchief* yeah I can yeet you an eighth of this for 60 |
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Sep 5, 2019 20:06
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*opening my fjallraven gear bag* We got kombucha shoop, we got that locally sourced organically grown white, we got that saffron infused tar free black tar... So good. gently caress you up right to the moon, brah. |
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Sep 5, 2019 20:24
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I can assure you, this is wholefood level amphetamine, the WHO officially declared it as a superfood last year and I added just a tiny pinch of stevia for the real kick.
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poo poo i should have posted "i do not cook my black tar heroin in order to preserve the nutrients" or "raw foodist black tar heroin" probably the latter but it is too late now
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Sep 5, 2019 23:27
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*twirling fidget spinners w both hands while I rail a huge line of coke* |
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Sep 5, 2019 23:41
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chasing the dragonfruit |
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Sep 5, 2019 23:45
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LSD but from a juggalo in a clean velvet coat, and the bottle is a tiny oaken cask
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Sep 6, 2019 00:04
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hazy coke
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:LSD but from a juggalo in a clean velvet coat, and the bottle is a tiny oaken cask cirque du soleil juggalo meth dealers
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Non-GMO laudanum |
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aersol-free pump spray whippets
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BPA-free glassware Tell me am I wrong? |
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Sep 6, 2019 03:00
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oh i don't smoke dmt, i just, you know, die. obv
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Sep 6, 2019 03:00
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Salt Bae, but with cocaine. Edit: Yae Bae |
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Sep 6, 2019 10:55
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lost my old email posted:cirque du soleil juggalo meth dealers juggalette but with such a hard french accent it sounds like an indian dude saying chocolate crimes |
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and which faygo would you like to pair your meth with tonight? hmm, may i have a sample? yes, certainly my ninja! starts fuckin' shaking up jugs and shooting them into the customers face hmmm... yes, i will take a glass of cherry, chilled, over ice please a fine choice
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true curse is knowing the only worthwhile pairing is cream soda for fish, moon mist for meats.
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