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FreshCutFries

scream or extreme thirst quenching? only you can decide.

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FreshCutFries

my stress screams have shortened considerably since starting therapy. from an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH to an AAAH or, on a good day, A.

FreshCutFries

BILLY: what's that sound grandpa?

*i ride by on my motorized scooter, screaming at a moderate volume. the sound comes and goes like an existential sprinkler.*

GRANDPA: that's the sound of millennials billy. now, quick, into the house. i don't want you catching the communism.

nut

FreshCutFries posted:

scream or extreme thirst quenching? only you can decide.

me finding waldo in the puzzle

Manifisto


"aaaaaaahhh" I say in a moderate tone of voice, politely but firmly. I catch your eye as I say it again, with a subtle nod as if to say, "that's right, you heard me." my expression is completely neutral, betraying neither pain nor euphoria. I pause, but it's clear that that's what it is, a pause, and there is more to come.


ty nesamdoom!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Quiet down I'm watching my record player

FreshCutFries

Manifisto posted:

"aaaaaaahhh" I say in a moderate tone of voice, politely but firmly. I catch your eye as I say it again, with a subtle nod as if to say, "that's right, you heard me." my expression is completely neutral, betraying neither pain nor euphoria. I pause, but it's clear that that's what it is, a pause, and there is more to come.

FreshCutFries

mistaking monsters inc. for a documentary (could happen to anyone), and starting a haunted house under the impression i'll make some mother fuckin BANK

FreshCutFries

me, screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FreshCutFries

under "Reason For Visit," writing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
None of the above OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

FreshCutFries


my people.....

Escape From Noise

I'm just SO REFRESHED I can't help but scream it out loud!

Goons Are Gifts

Release all the As from your body, while keeping the Hs in


WetNightmare

by sebmojo
doctor: open wide and say aaahhh

me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

doctor: heh, very good --

me: aaaaaaaaaaaa:kingsley:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

doctor: *hair blowing back like that Aphex Twin music video*

me: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

doctor: *dead, slumped in chair*

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nut

sigh til u die

Manifisto


HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-my evil twin


ty nesamdoom!

Bonaventure

by sebmojo

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hello friend


FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone reaching orgasm, or stubbing their toe!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8

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Goons Are Great posted:

Release all the As from your body, while keeping the Hs in

i'm pretty sure that's what creates those toxins my massage therapist is always warning me about

google THIS

Goons Are Great posted:

Release all the As from your body, while keeping the Hs in

That can cause premature H-ing.

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Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

That can cause premature H-ing.


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