I love the planet, and that's why my car runs on renewable whale oil.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

fossil fuel production? polluting. energy production for electric cars? polluting. know what isn't polluting? whale oil. especially if you use the method outlines by Herman Melville. Oh, nice Nalgene bottle! if you like a big swig of BPA! and I think we have a big enough island of plastic bottles in the ocean. Know what is BPA free and sturdy enough for several uses while still being biodegradable? the skulls of my enemies. that's right.
get on my level, environmentalist scrubs.

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nut

i just park my car on a whale and let god b my gps

# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:42

crystal Ghost

whale oil biatch

# ? Sep 17, 2019 05:44

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

fossil fuel production? polluting. energy production for electric cars? polluting. know what isn't polluting? whale oil. especially if you use the method outlines by Herman Melville.

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Herman Melville posted:

Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 12:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

i love the planet, that's why i dig a hole in the sweet black earth, then pour water in and gently caress the hole in the earth.

i love loving the planet.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 17, 2019 13:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

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It may seem like a queer thing to do nowadays but Melville loved squeezing sperm with the boys. What a gay and happy time, and we can get those times back of only we embrace the future.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 18:57

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Heather Papps posted:

i love the planet, that's why i dig a hole in the sweet black earth, then pour water in and gently caress the hole in the earth.

i love loving the planet.

brb need to go "plant some seeds" in the garden

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(conspicuous lube bottle fart sound) This is going to be a long row to hoe.

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