I have escaped Area 51 with a thick green alien ass

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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

DO not have much time... FBI is in pursuit of me. For stealing big green alien butt from the nevada place.

# ? Sep 21, 2019 20:04

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# ? May 6, 2024 16:45

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Putty posted:

DO not have much time... FBI is in pursuit of me. For stealing big green alien butt from the nevada place.

Pics or it didn't happen.

# ? Sep 21, 2019 20:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

My ex wife had a big green rear end

# ? Sep 21, 2019 21:19

Manifisto

this is technology that can revolutionize the world. you must share it, so that it may not be weaponized against us.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 21, 2019 22:21

FreshCutFries

it turns out area 51 was secretly sex island all along

# ? Sep 21, 2019 22:41

FreshCutFries

the 51 stands for how many erogenous zones aliens have discovered. we have so much to learn.

# ? Sep 21, 2019 22:57

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

51 is the alien sex number

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:10

nut

E.xtra T.hicc

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:13

FutonForensic

Thick Alien rear end Diamond Club Tier
$500 or more per month

At this patron level, I will digitally edit the autopsy scene from The Thing where the guy gets his hands stuck in the alien cadaver. I will superimpose you over the guy and the thick alien rear end over the cadaver. I'll make it look like you're having a really good time.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:52

Escape From Noise

Area 51 Adult Emporium and Arcade off of Old Mill Road near The Little A'Le'Inn?

# ? Sep 22, 2019 07:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

Putty posted:

DO not have much time... FBI is in pursuit of me. For stealing big green alien butt from the nevada place.

is it still attached to the ET?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 22, 2019 13:22

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

is it still attached to the ET?

ET: The Extra Thicc

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 22, 2019 14:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

eeeee teeeeeee boooooooooneeeeeee zooooooooooooooneeeeeeee

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 22, 2019 14:55

Escape From Noise

Did the FBI restrain you and perform experiments on you turning your skinny human tuckus into a thicc green alien rear end???

# ? Sep 22, 2019 17:43

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Did the FBI restrain you and perform experiments on you turning your skinny human tuckus into a thicc green alien rear end???

If so, you may be entitled to a cash settlement!

# ? Sep 22, 2019 18:46

Manifisto

KHRK"X'LIST - LOST AND FOUND

GREETINGS FELLOW KHRK'X'LONIANS, LAST SATURDAY MY SECOND POSTERIOR WENT MISSING AND I AM DESPERATELY SEEKING ITS RETURN. THIS WAS IN THE VICINITY OF AREA GREEBLE (WHICH HUMANS CALL "AREA 51"). STANDARD COLOR, TWO LOBES, WELL PADDED HAHA. FLORXMAS IS COMING UP AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW I WILL MANAGE TO ROCK THE TRADITIONAL ATTIRE WITH ONLY THREE ASSES. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU SAW ANYTHING, I THOUGHT I SAW A MUSTACHIOED JANITOR IN RED OVERALLS HANGING AROUND THE AREA IF THAT HELPS. PEACE, PROSPERITY, AND CONQUER AND ENSLAVE HUMANITY!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 22, 2019 18:46

CharlestonJew

Hey I know you worked really hard for that rear end and the government is currently blending up a bunch of random foodstuffs to shove into your rear end later when they catch you but... can I have the rear end? The one I have now is getting pretty high in mileage and I could really use a new one... pretty please? God bless

# ? Sep 22, 2019 20:58

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

help

# ? Sep 23, 2019 01:13

nut

fat booty inspectah

# ? Sep 23, 2019 01:13

Manifisto

Putty posted:

help

# ? Sep 23, 2019 01:24

Goons Are Gifts

I received valuable intel that the entire FBI is actually a big yoshi, so stay safe

# ? Sep 23, 2019 02:38

death sext

The scientists at FBI don't want you to know that if you smoke the big green rear end you get higher than weed times x1000

# ? Sep 23, 2019 06:49

FutonForensic

swaddling up the thick green alien rear end in a blanket and raising it as my own rear end, until the world is mature enough to not snicker when they discuss making First Contact

# ? Sep 24, 2019 19:18

Escape From Noise

You may need to destroy the evidence OP. That's right. You may need to eat the rear end.

# ? Sep 24, 2019 19:26

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

ur anus from uranus

# ? Sep 25, 2019 00:41

lost my old email

spinning through the void i hear the word _{_{"they got a great rear end"}}

_{_{_{_{_{_{woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo}}}}}}