I'm not going to move for you, sorry

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King of Bees

I was here first and you're going to have to wait. It doesn't bother me if that upsets you

# ? Sep 26, 2019 00:32

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# ? May 7, 2024 09:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**orders a pizza and when it arrives, shares some with you after rolling up, lighting and passing you a joint**

# ? Sep 26, 2019 00:51

Escape From Noise

*Rips an extra nasty SBD while mad doggin u*

# ? Sep 26, 2019 09:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

oh i am sorry, let me get out of your way

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 26, 2019 13:08

alnilam

Okay but this is a Wendy's drive thru and I'm afraid if you want your fries and frosty you'll have to pull up to the second window

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Sep 26, 2019 15:03

Escape From Noise

alnilam posted:

Okay but this is a Wendy's drive thru and I'm afraid if you want your fries and frosty you'll have to pull up to the second window

# ? Sep 26, 2019 15:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

Okay but this is a Wendy's drive thru and I'm afraid if you want your fries and frosty you'll have to pull up to the second window

**beeps horn rudely**

# ? Sep 26, 2019 15:28

nut

surgeon: well i want you to know i am definitely not upset *looks longingly over your shoulder at patient left open on the operating table behind u*

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:07

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nut posted:

surgeon: well i want you to know i am definitely not upset *looks longingly over your shoulder at patient left open on the operating table behind u*

drat, that turned into a Turing test real quick...

# ? Sep 26, 2019 17:09

vanisher

Wife smashing my feet with the vacuum but its the principal of the thing

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:10

vanisher

Parking my car in the car wash

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:19

vanisher

Driving through the car wash air blowers at a snails pace

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:22

vanisher

backing up in the blowers cause I saw a drip missed on my windshield. It causes the wash to start up again for the guy behind me and I let it wash my car twice

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:23

nut

vanisher posted:

Parking my car in the car wash

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:40

nut

me: what happens when an unmovable object meets an unstoppable force?

anyone: *eyes me up* i dunno, i'll tell u when i meet an unstoppable force

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:41

King of Bees

If you wanted to be where I am at this place and time, well, you should've got here sooner than me.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:47

Escape From Noise

Stretching out on the long seat on the train during the morning rush to catch up on some much needed sleep.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 02:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

King of Bees posted:

If you wanted to be where I am at this place and time, well, you should've got here sooner than me.

LISTEN MAN i have been here for 3 days and you just showed up 5 minutes ago and shoved me and said "i'm not going to move for you, sorry" what the heck

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 12:37

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# ? May 7, 2024 09:17

nut

*looks op straight in the eyes* there are enough copies of season 3 of will and grace for both of us and i will not let you ruin this for me i promised my wife i am not a doormat upon which any can walk leisurely

# ? Sep 27, 2019 13:40

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