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mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

Help! Someone! Cut my head off, it's trying to murder the rest of me!


Grimey Drawer
to protect your personal data yosos uses a Personal Information Secure Sandbox which is stored in the Biometric Authenticated Low Latency Storage

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Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
Distributed on ZIP-disk, only supports DVD-RAM

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

jimmyjams posted:

instead of Active Directory, yosos uses Centralized User Management. that's right, yosos stores its users in CUM

actually in YOSOS, all Personal Profiles are stored in the Boot Allocated Linked Lists

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
autocorrect on the command line. enters the command you meant to type

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

mr Scoop posted:

to protect your personal data yosos uses a Personal Information Secure Sandbox which is stored in the Biometric Authenticated Low Latency Storage

I appreciate this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

mr Scoop posted:

to protect your personal data yosos uses a Personal Information Secure Sandbox which is stored in the Biometric Authenticated Low Latency Storage

yes

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Sagebrush posted:

I appreciate this
the reference understander has logged on

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

the reference understander has logged on

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

the reference understander has logged on

i understand this reference

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Sagebrush posted:

i understand this reference

i understand this reference

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
idgi

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

i understand this reference

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
the YOSOS license specifically permits use within the control loop of a nuclear reactor, but only in circumstances where the same YOSOS installation is used to control at least three of the following:


- nuclear reactor
- automated defense grid
- self-destruct mechanism
- strategic weapons deployment
- negative-dimensional vortex gate
- dinosaur amusement park
- election fraud
- illegal sports betting

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

ice cream sandwich

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Soricidus posted:

ice cream sandwich
thank you

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
the yosos source tree is controlled using mercurial for unstable, and rcs for release

longview
Dec 25, 2006

heh.
yosos binary releases are all built for debug

something weird happens when optimizations are enabled and it crashes all the time, so we just ship the debug build since that works

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

the YOSOS license specifically permits use within the control loop of a nuclear reactor, but only in circumstances where the same YOSOS installation is used to control at least three of the following:


- nuclear reactor
- automated defense grid
- self-destruct mechanism
- strategic weapons deployment
- negative-dimensional vortex gate
- dinosaur amusement park
- election fraud
- illegal sports betting

u forget chess

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

ships on a single HD-DVD disc

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
box of zip disks

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
since nobody can agree on how many bytes in a kilobyte, yosos toyed with compromising on 1012, but rejected the idea in favor of just using figgiebytes instead

Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003

a figgiebyte is a p deece 6 figgiebits

Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003

unless you're running the free version of yosos, then it's just 5

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Neslepaks posted:

unless you're running the free shareware version of yosos, then it's just 5

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
your YOSOS trial will end in 27 days. for licensing please fax 1-900-YOSPOS-BITHC.

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Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Soricidus posted:

since nobody can agree on how many bytes in a kilobyte, yosos toyed with compromising on 1012, but rejected the idea in favor of just using figgiebytes instead

localization determines if 6.5 figgiebytes is 150k or 316k

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