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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Hugh Malone posted:

they used to be, now everyone p.much goes by wich. manwich is straight up toxic magicality tho

There is a place near me called wich wich and I was thinking about going there but now I am worried I might get cursed


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


My wife ate half a man, cackling and yelling, "you are what you eat!" repeatedly. Should I be worried?

google THIS

Scarfing down my personwich and my hungryperson frozen meal, feeling like such a personly person.

Heather Papps

hello friend


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My wife ate half a man, cackling and yelling, "you are what you eat!" repeatedly. Should I be worried?

which half?

if she ate the lower part her booty might get bigger so



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My wife ate half a man, cackling and yelling, "you are what you eat!" repeatedly. Should I be worried?

As an expert on women this is natural.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

Scarfing down my personwich and my hungryperson frozen meal, feeling like such a personly person.


We travel single-oh
Maybe we're lucky, but I don't know
With them,
Just let one corpse fall down
And seven morticians faint.
I guess we're both happy, but maybe
We ain't.

People
people who eat people
Are the luckiest people in the world,
We're carrion, eating other carrion
And yet letting apex predator pride
Hide all the need inside,
Acting more like carrion
Than carrion.

Zombies are very special people,
They're the luckiest people
In the world.
With one person, one infected person
A feeling that you must be fed
Once you were alive,
Now you're undead.
No more hunger and thirst
But first be a person
Who eats people.

People who eat people
Are the luckiest people
In the world!

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