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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Alternative Pokemons
 
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Peek-at-u
-Tiny yellow perverted peeping tom.

Charwizard
- Spelling Bee mastermind. Very geeky.

Mew
- The original victim of constant harassment.

Mewtwo
- Also constant victim of harassment.

Ditto
- ALSO a victim of constant harassment.

Charm-ander
- Possibly a harassing pervert.

Koffing
- COPD promo guy.

Vulpix
- Sends very naughty pictures.

Slowpoke
- The most gentle of lovers.

Jynx
- No such thing.

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Oct 6, 2019
* # ? Oct 5, 2019 21:43
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Uxzuigal posted:

Peek-at-u
-Tiny yellow perverted peeping tom.

Charwizard
- Spelling Bee mastermind. Very geeky.

Mew
- The original victim of constant harassment.

Mewtwo
- Aslo constant victim of harassment.

Ditto
- ALSO a victim of constant harassment.

Charm-ander
- Possibly a harassing pervert.

Koffing
- COPD promo guy.

Vulpix
- Sends very naughty pictures.

Slowpoke
- The most gentle of lovers.

Jynx
- No such thing.

Psyduck: Duck Psychologist



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
* # ? Oct 5, 2019 21:49
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 umbreon - umbrella pokemon
espneon - sportsfan pkmn
leafeon - weed pokemn
jolteon - soda pokemon
glaceon - cool bev pokemon
flareon - road flare pokemon
the new ones? i dunno i am a lil stoned



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 5, 2019 23:26
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FactsAreUseless

 Alternative Pokemons: Nickelduck, Tubastank, Skink-182, Incutebus, Red Hot Chili Pikachu, Weezing

* # ? Oct 5, 2019 23:50
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Heather Papps

hello friend

FactsAreUseless posted:

Alternative Pokemons: Nickelduck, Tubastank, Skink-182, Incutebus, Red Hot Chili Pikachu, Weezing

Gothitelle used "rejection"
it's super effective!!!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 6, 2019 00:10
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Heather Papps

hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

Gothitelle used "rejection"
it's super effective!!!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 6, 2019 00:11
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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

umbreon - umbrella pokemon
* # ? Oct 6, 2019 03:47
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
*ahem* :comfyoot:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? Oct 6, 2019 04:53
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selan dyin

 vapeoreon

selan dyin fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Oct 6, 2019
* # ? Oct 6, 2019 07:42
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 Tigermon
- Pregnant pokemon with stretchmarks.

Trumpumon
- Trumpet blowing pokemon with a dashing hairstyle.

Geodarude
- DJ Pokemon. Blasts terrible 90s hits until your ears bleed. Also wears all white and likes fire, possible KKK.

Blastnoise
- Has very loud farts on public places.

Butterfree
- Hi, I am vegan.

Raticake
- Rat... in your cake.

Waifu
- Your mom. Yes, it is me, dad.

Wolfcrew
- The bestest pokewolf.

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Oct 6, 2019 10:35
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Heather Papps

hello friend

Uxzuigal posted:

Butterfree
- Hi, I am vegan.

Wolfcrew
- The bestest pokewolf.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 6, 2019 12:01
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 Shoe

What it is literally a shoe

* # ? Oct 6, 2019 21:18
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Winifred Madgers

 Pikachewbacca - like Pikachu but flies a spaceship

Lt. Charmander - evolves into full Charmander

Adamandeevee - the ancestor of all pokemon

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 04:33
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google THIS

 Yamon, de best Pokémon mi bredren. Evolves from Iiree.

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 04:35
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Winifred Madgers

 Pidgey-13, an edgier Pidgey

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 05:12
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redm


 Coffee - A coffee cup with googley eyes and when you take a sip from it, it screeches horribly


sig by Manifisto

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 06:14
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Heather Papps

hello friend

google THIS posted:

Yamon, de best Pokémon mi bredren. Evolves from Iiree.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 09:38
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 Flucachu
- Sneezing pokemon that spreads the avian flu.

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 10:24
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 crustpunk - special ability is trainhoppin'
it has an 80% success rate and high damage, normal type, however 20% of the time they are instantly ko'd in a "train accident"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 11:58
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Winifred Madgers

 Digimon

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 12:46
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death sext


 penusaur

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 15:27
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

death sext posted:

penusaur

want want to invest in some lube to prevent this from happening again



sig by owlhawk911
* # ? Oct 7, 2019 15:37
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death sext

pixaal posted:

want want to invest in some lube to prevent this from happening again

PP restored

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 16:10
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 Squirtle
- Infamous actress.

Totodile
- Blesses the rain in Africa.

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 16:50
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 last week i got in a pokebattle and this motherfucker just unleashed his dog~!
i recalled my cyndaquill and ran over and beat the poo poo out of that idiot what the hell



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 17:00
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death sext

evolves into quailmon

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 18:38
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

death sext posted:



evolves into quailmon

starts as douglett?

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 18:46
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Heather Papps

hello friend

death sext posted:



evolves into quailmon

death sext posted:



evolves into quailmon

death sext posted:



evolves into quailmon



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 7, 2019 18:46
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 Sexymon
- Jamaican hot stuff

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Oct 8, 2019 06:10
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Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Pigachu - pikachu as a pig

Slowjoke - very slow during standup, completely ruins delivery, somehow makes him more popular

Geonude: :mamacita:

Pińasoar - a flying pineapple whose name makes people giggle

Slowtoke - everyone likes this one

Gaulduck - once occupied a major chunk of western europe until Romanyte and Romastar wrecked everything

* # ? Oct 12, 2019 03:46
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Pachireekshoo - smelly as all getout squirrel type





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? Oct 12, 2019 06:08
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super sweet best pal

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Pidgey-13, an edgier Pidgey

I'd rather see the Arbok rated version.

* # ? Oct 12, 2019 08:01
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