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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Senator sanders, can you comment on recent allegations that Jane still pwns your dick with her clit/taint/brown area?

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docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Senator Sanders, our first question tonight
And the only question we're asking
We heard that you died and you're dead in the ground
So who is this that's up here and talking
How can you be pres after a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
You oughtta know by now
We'll never elect us a socialist
We're much too in love with our money
So if that's what you've got to say
If that's what you're all about
Senator Sanders, please tell us
When you're
Droppin' out

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
in the words of my masters, the Cloud People from Planet Nibiru, *angry alligator noises*

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Please explain this shocking statement from your supporters *plays tape of clearly spliced-together sounds to make the n-word*

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Yinlock posted:

Please explain this shocking statement from your supporters *plays tape of clearly spliced-together sounds to make the n-word*

Tape subsequently revealed to have been spliced together from 2008 Hillary rallies.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Senator Sanders how can you justify your foul and offensive language on this recording?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcpiM3SSOA

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Senator Sanders, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob....

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
Can I have Cardi B 's phone number?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Is America ready for an old Jewish President, and why not?

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Senator, we've recently learned that your Fight for Fifteen would not apply to people who do the very important work of tweeting all day. Why not?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Bernie, will black twitter be having any of you?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
mr sanders, despite every female and candidate of color having already dropped out of the race and you having won enough delegates to make it mathematically impossible for any other candidate to carry even a plurality into the convention, do you think you're being sexist and racist by not dropping out and endorsing diamond and silk who have recently switched party affiliation to democrat and now anchor the 7 and 8pm evening slot on msnbc

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Mr Sanders, will you issue a long overdue Presidential pardon for heroes of the people Julius and Ethel Rosenberg?

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

senator sanders, why has your campaign failed to stop being racist and sexist. 5 seconds, please

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

senator sanders, you claim to not be a capitalist, and yet you are breathing the air in this conventional hall tonight that was very generously provided by our sponsors, GE and lockheed martin

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Bernard Sanders, since you obviously hate America, your question will be asked by a small filipino orphan: Bakit ako nandito? Pwede ko bang umuwi!?!?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Are you now or have you ever been a Russian asset?

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Senator Sanders, why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself, huh? Why are you hitting yourself?

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Mr Sanders you said you've never owned slaves, why do you reject reforming criminals through work instead favoring letting rapists have unlimited access to innocent white women?

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