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so there's this guy, John Jacob-Jingleheimer Rambo, and well.. coincidentally his name is my name too. this is extremely inconvenient for me because whenever I go out, The People (you know, from the United States Constitution; "We The People" ie. The People's representatives aka the US government) always are shouting at me about returning to Vietnam to finish for them what they started, and I'm like "for the thousandth time, YOU GOT THE WRONG JOHN JACOB-JINGLEHEIMER RAMBO!!" but they never listen, always shouting about the poor men that were left behind... *heavy sigh* "They drew first blood drat it! NOT ME!" I shout this over and over again as i load a quiver with my granade-arrows and my trusty Bowie knife |
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i guess it doesn't help that i go out in public dressed like this: 
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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i'm getting the feeling this joke has been done already and with it an impending sense of doom
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serious post: my main hair rule is the rambo rule. if it is longer then rambo would tolerate on his own head CUT THAT HAIR
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good rule imo, you can even use the clippings to make camouflage with when you have to inevitably return to Vietnam to save your comrades that were left behind
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My name irl is David Bowie Knife and your original post is v triggering to me |
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:My name irl is David Bowie Knife and your original post is v triggering to me apologies friend, have you ever tried the weed in Vietnam? My fav strain is Apocalypse Tao.
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Martin Green and Burnel Kurtz are nice but I think they should spell it 'Bolonel' as a shibboleth for the NVA |
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Oct 25, 2019 22:56
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I read "bolonel" as "bolognel" like "buh-lo-nel" and now I want a bologna sandwich with a side of weed
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Oct 26, 2019 06:02
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he's the guy from the "big bad john" song right? |
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Makeout Patrol posted:he's the guy from the "big bad john" song right? That's Big Bad Booty Daddy John iirc |
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Dick Bastardly posted:I read "bolonel" as "bolognel" like "buh-lo-nel" Now I wanna start pronouncing Bologna like Colonel. So instead of asking for a fried "Ba-Loney" sandwich, I'd say, "hello and gmungo friend, I'd like a fried bernel sandwich"
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Jolo posted:Now I wanna start pronouncing Bologna like Colonel. So instead of asking for a fried "Ba-Loney" sandwich, I'd say, "hello and gmungo friend, I'd like a fried bernel sandwich" im feelin the bernel
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Oct 28, 2019 22:49
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John J. Rambo Esq. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:John J. Rambo Esq. "your honor i am just a simple vietnam veteran, things like loud noises and bright flashes frighten me, but to me this case is pretty simple too..." |
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"your honor I present to you, and to the court this testimony from the defendant as evidence; quote 'they drew first blood! not me!' end quote" "your honor I think you'll find, and the jury will agree, that what we have here is a textbook case of killing in self-defense and as such, my client has committed no crime"
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john some of the lawn tools we lent the williams never came back, do you think you could go get them? |
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Luvcow posted:john some of the lawn tools we lent the williams never came back, do you think you could go get them? 
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