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Last week, on 1KYOB...
Scores and Standings Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below. pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne 979 1 24 0 24 Strobe 972 2 23 0 23 Acebuckeye13 913 3 22 0 22 Bjork Bjowlob 905 4 21 0 21 Nystral 868 5 20 0 20 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 847 6 19 0 19 Chichevache 847 7 18 0 18 Leperflesh 833 8 17 0 17 the mean lunch lady 829 9 16 0 16 bobjr 825 10 15 0 15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deceptive 823 11 14 0 14 WaffleZombie 823 12 13 0 13 Okibi 807 13 12 0 12 Elephanthead 757 14 11 0 11 HereticMIND 719 15 10 0 10 totally losing my mime 664 16 9 0 9 von Metternich 592 17 8 0 8 BlindSite 190 18 7 0 7 Play 1013 19 6 0 6 Grittybeard 1019 20 5 0 5 korrandark 1022 21 4 0 4 fishing with the fam 1040 22 3 0 3 seiferguy 1091 23 2 0 2 Genius ejected, activated Hayward token No Butt Stuff 1126 24 1 0 1 pre:Player Overall Rank | Wk1 Wk2 Wk3 Wk4 Wk5 Wk6 Wk7 Wk8 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OxySnake 217 1 | 26 21 8 - 22 126 14 - seiferguy 204 2 | 8 7 128 11 14 22 12 2 BlindSite 148 3 | 18 23 23 25 20 23 9 7 Bjork Bjowlob 137 4 | 27 18 25 28 0 5 13 21 Nystral 136 5 | 2 20 26 16 26 19 7 20 HereticMIND 133 6 | - 15 24 76 0 2 6 10 Deceptive 132 7 | 29 24 0 7 16 24 18 14 Elephanthead 132 7 | 12 13 27 18 13 16 22 11 Strobe 132 7 | 16 19 18 12 0 20 24 23 bobjr 127 10 | 20 5 15 20 8 21 23 15 the mean lunch lady 123 11 | 25 16 7 8 23 9 19 16 korrandark 118 12 | 3 29 17 23 24 1 17 4 Acebuckeye13 114 13 | 15 28 0 24 11 10 4 22 Arnold Layne 112 14 | 19 10 14 3 21 6 15 24 Leperflesh 112 14 | 13 22 16 6 17 11 10 17 fishing with the fam 103 16 | 21 8 21 17 9 8 16 3 Grittybeard 103 16 | 28 4 3 19 19 17 8 5 Okibi 96 18 | 1 9 11 22 7 14 20 12 Chichevache 94 19 | 23 12 19 13 6 3 - 18 Play 94 19 | 14 1 20 0 25 25 3 6 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 93 21 | 7 27 4 14 5 15 2 19 totally losing my mime 87 22 | 10 6 5 10 18 18 11 9 WaffleZombie 86 23 | 6 11 12 4 15 4 21 13 Shadow225 84 24 | 9 26 22 0 27 - - - a new study bible! 76 25 | 11 14 13 21 4 12 1 - No Butt Stuff 75 26 | 4 25 6 9 12 13 5 1 von Metternich 59 27 | 17 3 9 5 10 7 - 8 -----Cutoff for Playoffs--------------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime 47 28 | 5 17 10 15 - - - - Zyla 27 29 | - - - 27 - - - - Satisfaction Guaranteed 26 30 | 24 2 - - - - - - Benne 22 31 | 22 - - - - - - - Bye: ATL, CIN, LAR, NO Thurs: SF @ ARI Sun Super Early: HOU @ JAX Sun Early: CHI @ PHI IND @ PIT NYJ @ MIA MIN @ KC TEN @ CAR WAS @ BUF Sun Late: TB @ SEA DET @ OAK GB @ LAC CLE @ DEN Sun Night: NE @ BAL Mon: DAL @ NYG ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? See this thread! Tokens! Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question: Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your GDI Number player and only your GDI Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your GDI Number. This year there are seven tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplement, and Special. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category. NORMAL TOKENS THE MACK TOKEN  A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season. You may play the Mack Token when your GDI Number is a Running Back. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE HAYWARD TOKEN  Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable. You may play the Hayward Token when your GDI Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN  Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'. You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your GDI Number is a Quarterback. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. SUPPLEMENT TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN  Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token. Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your GDI Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your GDI Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN  A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Have fun! Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10  pre:Acebuckeye13 Deceptive Shadow225 Play Bjork Bjowlob HereticMIND Strobe Players who've had their Genius ejected  pre:seiferguy I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your GDI number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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you'll pull my 5 QB system from my cold dead hands!! WAS - Dwayne Haskins - Passing Yards WAS - Case Keenum - Passing Yards DEN - Brandon Allen - Passing Yards PIT - Mason Rudolph - Passing Yards MIA - Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards GDI#: Daniel Jones - Passing Yards not enough dogs this week
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Nov 1, 2019 00:04
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ARI - Kyler Murray - Rushing Yards ARI - David Johnson - Rushing Yards ARI - Chase Edmonds - Rushing Yards ARI - Kenyon Drake - Rushing Yards ARI - Zach Zenner - Rushing Yards ARI - Christian Kirk - Rushing Yards ARI - D.J. Foster - Rushing Yards ARI - Brett Hundley - Rushing Yards ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Rushing Yards ARI - Damiere Byrd - Rushing Yards ARI - Andy Isabella - Rushing Yards ARI - KeeSean Johnson - Rushing Yards ARI - Trent Sherfield - Rushing Yards ARI - Bryant Mitchell - Rushing Yards SF - Matt Breida - Rushing Yards SF - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards SF - Raheem Mostert - Rushing Yards SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Rushing Yards SF - Nick Mullens - Rushing Yards SF - Dante Pettis - Rushing Yards SF - Kendrick Bourne - Rushing Yards SF - Deebo Samuel - Rushing Yards SF - George Kittle - Rushing Yards SF - Jeff Wilson Jr. - Rushing Yards SF - Marquise Goodwin - Rushing Yards SF - Trent Taylor - Rushing Yards SF - Richie James Jr. - Rushing Yards SF - Jalen Hurd - Rushing Yards SEA - Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards SEA - Rashaad Penny - Rushing Yards SEA - C.J. Prosise - Rushing Yards SEA - Travis Homer - Rushing Yards SEA - DK Metcalf - Rushing Yards SEA - David Moore - Rushing Yards SEA - Gary Jennings - Rushing Yards SEA - Tyler Lockett - Rushing Yards SEA - Jaron Brown - Rushing Yards SEA - Malik Turner - Rushing Yards SEA - John Ursua - Rushing Yards SEA - Nick Bellore - Rushing Yards SEA - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards SEA - Will Dissley - Rushing Yards BAL - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards BAL - Justice Hill - Rushing Yards BAL - Gus Edwards - Rushing Yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards BAL - Patrick Ricard - Rushing Yards BAL - Mark Andrews - Rushing Yards BAL - Nick Boyle - Rushing Yards BAL - Hayden Hurst - Rushing Yards BAL - Miles Boykin - Rushing Yards BAL - Marquise Brown - Rushing Yards BAL - Seth Roberts - Rushing Yards BAL - Jaleel Scott - Rushing Yards BAL - Willie Snead - Rushing Yards BAL - Chris Moore - Rushing Yards MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards MIN - C.J. Ham - Rushing Yards MIN - Alexander Mattison - Rushing Yards MIN - Kirk Cousins - Rushing Yards MIN - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards MIN - Mike Boone - Rushing Yards MIN - Kyle Rudolph - Rushing Yards MIN - Stefon Diggs - Rushing Yards MIN - Adam Thielen - Rushing Yards MIN - Laquon Treadwell - Rushing Yards MIN - Bisi Johnson - Rushing Yards MIN - Davion Davis - Rushing Yards MIN - Tyler Conklin - Rushing Yards GDI# - DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
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Nov 1, 2019 00:09
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PHI—Carson Wentz (Passing) BAL—Lamar Jackson (Passing) BAL—Lamar Jackson (Rushing) BAL—Marquise “Hollywood” Brown (Receiving) NYJ—Sam Darnold (Passing) GDI#: NYG—Daniel Jones (Passing) Leperflesh might’ve poached some of my dudes, but gently caress it, Lamar’s been my go-to since week 2 and he hasn’t disappointed me.
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Nov 1, 2019 07:19
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BUF – Cole Beasley – Receiving Yards MIN – Stefon Diggs – Receiving Yards MIA – Ryan Fitzpatrick – Passing Yards CHI – Taylor Gabriel – Receiving Yards IND – T.Y. Hilton – Receiving Yards TB – Ronald Jones – Rushing Yards GB – Jake Kumerow – Receiving Yards CLE – Jarvis Landry – Receiving Yards NE – Matt LaCosse – Receiving Yards GDI#: NYG – Daniel Jones – Passing Yards
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Nov 1, 2019 19:22
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Hey Bjork, your OP still has last week's matchups listed I think.
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Nov 1, 2019 20:01
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BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards NYJ - Sam Darnold - Passing Yards OAK - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards CHI - Allen Robinson - Receiving Yards DET - Marvin Jones Jr. - Receiving Yards GDI#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
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Nov 1, 2019 20:11
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IND - Zach Pascal - Receiving Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards IND - Jack Doyle - Receiving Yards IND - Marlin Mack - Rushing Yards IND - Paris Campbell - Receiving Yards DEN - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards GDI#: NYG—Daniel Jones (Passing)
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Nov 2, 2019 00:45
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Leperflesh posted:Hey Bjork, your OP still has last week's matchups listed I think. Argh, good catch, I'll fix it
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Nov 2, 2019 10:02
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LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards GDI#: DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards
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Nov 2, 2019 16:05
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LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards GDI#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
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Nov 2, 2019 19:28
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LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards NYJ - Sam Darnold - Passing Yards MIN – Stefon Diggs – Receiving Yards GDI#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
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Nov 3, 2019 03:51
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SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing GB - Aaron Rodgers -Passing MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving CAR - Christian McCaffery - Rushing CAR - Christian McCaffery - Receiving BUF - Josh Allen - Rushing GDI# - DAL - Amari Cooper - Receiving
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Nov 3, 2019 04:20
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BUF-Josh Allen-Passing BUF - Josh Allen - Rushing WAS-Dwayne Haskins-Passing WAS-Dwayne Haskins-Rushing NYJ - Sam Darnold - Passing GDI#: NYG—Daniel Jones (Passing)
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Nov 3, 2019 15:28
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GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards GDI#: DAL - Michael Gallup - Receiving Yards
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Nov 3, 2019 15:46
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GB - Aaron Rodgers: Passing Yards MIN - Kirk Cousins: Passing Yards KC - Matt Moore: Passing Yards GDI#: Dal - Ezekial Elliot: Rushing Yards
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Nov 3, 2019 17:54
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PIT - James Conner - Rushing Yards CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards NYJ - Sam Darnold - Passing Yards DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards SEA - Tyler Lockett - Receiving Yards GDI#: DAL - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards
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Nov 3, 2019 18:02
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CHI- DAVID MONTGOMERY- RUSHING NE- Tom Brady- Passing SEA- RUSSELL WILSON- PASSING SEA- DK METCALF- RECEIVING SEA- TYLER LOCKETTE- RECEIVING MIN- DALVIN COOK- RUSHING CLE- NICK CHUBB- RUSHING GDI# DAL- AMARI COOPER- RECEIVING
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Nov 3, 2019 18:02
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MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards KC - Matt Moore - Passing Yards KC - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards GDI# - DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
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Nov 3, 2019 18:46
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MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing yards NYJ - Sam Darnold - Passing yards NYJ - Le'veon Bell - Rushing yards OAK - Darren Waller - Receiving yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving yards KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving yards NE - Julian Edelman - Receiving yards GDI#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing yards
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Nov 3, 2019 18:54
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Fuckin Marcus Peters always screwing me over  SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards OAK - Derek Carr - passing yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - passing yards GDI# - DAL - Jason Witten - receiving yards
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Nov 3, 2019 19:39
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DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards DET - Kenny Golladay - Receiving Yards CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards CLE - Odell Beckham Jr. - Receiving Yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards GDI# - DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
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Nov 3, 2019 20:37
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GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards GDI# - DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
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Nov 3, 2019 21:55
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CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing yards LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing yards NE - Sony Michel - Rushing yards GDI#: DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing yards
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Nov 3, 2019 22:14
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Sitting at 898 with Lamar Jackson rushing and Dak Prescott passing to go. This is not going to end well.
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Nov 4, 2019 01:44
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing NE - Sony Michel - Rushing NE - Julian Edelman - Receiving BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing BAL - Mark Andrews - Receiving GDI#: DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Ghost of San Diego Past token Mercurial Genius token
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Nov 4, 2019 02:13
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Whoops! Running the Bullshit Express roster GDI#: DAL - Dak Prescott - passing yards
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Nov 4, 2019 18:00
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Well I need 184 yards or less from Daniel Jones. Plausible but usually he manages to exceed that, hopefully the Cowboys are able to keep them bottled up
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Nov 4, 2019 18:38
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 I'm not adding up my hundreds of players so I have no idea if I did well or not
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Nov 5, 2019 22:14
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Play posted:Well I need 184 yards or less from Daniel Jones. Plausible but usually he manages to exceed that, hopefully the Cowboys are able to keep them bottled up 210 yards. because of course. I'm starting to think that perhaps choosing five of the worst quarterbacks, and expecting them to average 200 yards or less, is a fool's errand. But you know what, I've come too far to turn back now. Much too far
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Nov 5, 2019 22:51
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I'll post the results later today, along with the new thread
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Nov 7, 2019 06:17
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There seems to be a problem with the update script, so no results yet - I'll put up next week's thread to have somewhere for entries to go, and I'll look into the problems tomorrow.
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Nov 8, 2019 00:29
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Bjork Bjowlob posted:There seems to be a problem with the update script, so no results yet - I'll put up next week's thread to have somewhere for entries to go, and I'll look into the problems tomorrow. Maybe related to this? I have no idea what the script does or if even uses any of this stuff. https://twitter.com/nflscrapR/status/1192060167548030977
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Nov 8, 2019 00:33
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New thread hereGrittybeard posted:Maybe related to this? I have no idea what the script does or if even uses any of this stuff. Thanks for the tip! I'll check it out
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Nov 8, 2019 00:37
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