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ran into my ex so i played it cool: "sorry i cannot hear what you are saying, my ears are rammed full of solid gold. all of my orifices are rammed full of solid gold" and then i walked away quickly. only cried a little bit- big success! |
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gonna show my ex this thread. i bet she'll like my other post about making her a powerpoint
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Dec 5, 2019 01:41
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i love that this thread has been next to LIFE SABOTAGUE the last few times ive clicked on it
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She told me I was the right person at the wrong time. I told her she was the wrong person at the right time. She never text me again.
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Rinzla posted:She told me I was the right person at the wrong time. I told her she was the wrong person at the right time. She never text me again. let me text her in your stead all cyrano style crimes |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:let me text her in your stead all cyrano style I may climb perhaps to no great heights, but I will climb alone. I quite like that one. where were you when I needed you.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:let me text her in your stead all cyrano style I'll let you email my ex if I get to laugh at you when she's confused because we're still friends |
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hamjob's ex: hamjob is a really great fella. just a total package deal, knows debate skills, bean growing skills, jujitsu skills, knows how to make paella with that crisp bottom, they wanted me to let you know this and also send you pictures of the kittens i fostered c:/users/chickenbutter/documents/photos/photos/dir/HERSAHUGEJERK.jpg crimes |
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i messaged my ex a while ago for some reason and it was so cathartic
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Heather Papps posted:i messaged my ex a while ago for some reason and it was so cathartic I'm holding off. She's cool but I need to get over poo poo first. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I'm holding off. She's cool but I need to get over poo poo first. it took like, 5 years lol
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(Sorry for the drunk post)
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Dec 8, 2019
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this is getting way too e/n for my ironic comfort but at least it's not jokes about sucking dick.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:this is getting way too e/n for my ironic comfort but at least it's not jokes about sucking dick. |
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Listen. Just let her know how you feel with soft crooning/weeping |
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plz baby come back and pimp my car
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noooo baby dont do it, dont be happy with some dude you met at soul cycle. don't settle for a dude who eats steaks "over hard." you're soooooooooooooo sexy haha
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op, email your ex's ex. that's the pro move |
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big bopper: im gonna do it. i'm gonna call my ex record producer: oh poo poo this gon be good *hits record button*
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email? you gonna call her on your rotary phone too gramps? if you really wanna get her attention, send her a snapbook postweet, otherwise she will know you are not hip and in fact need to get a plastic hip replacement
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the brick with a letter wrapped around it whipped thru a window is classic
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Machai posted:email? you gonna call her on your rotary phone too gramps? we're both professionals in our 30s. we were never hip. crimes |
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Heather Papps posted:the brick with a letter wrapped around it whipped thru a window is classic ah the home alone 2 gambit |
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Heather Papps posted:the brick with a letter wrapped around it whipped thru a window is classic To really class this up, make the text of the letter out of old magazines they left behind when they dumped you. It shows that your're moving on by "cutting" them out of your life but also that you still care about them.
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