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I'm pretty much completely free at work today. We have almost no customers and I have had very few drink orders to make. I doubt things are going to pick up in the evening so I need to kill some time. My question is: What crimes should I do that can be done without leaving work? No bad ideas. |
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Thought crimes can be committed any time or any place.
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Dec 5, 2019 06:51
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What about thot crimes? |
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Dec 5, 2019 07:20
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Software piracy. |
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Dec 5, 2019 11:47
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S L O W D A Yyyyyyyyy A good crime is stealing someone's heart
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Dec 5, 2019 12:37
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Setup a fire!! A small, nice one, well contained and without triggering any fire alarms, just a nice warm place for everyone to be.
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Dec 5, 2019 13:28
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You could rob the place |
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Dec 5, 2019 14:04
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Heather Papps posted:S L O W D A Yyyyyyyyy Usually I am the victim, not the perpetrator. |
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Dec 5, 2019 17:43
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how about no crimes but instead foster an intense mutual respect for everyone founded in the belief that we are all doing our best lol jk hit me up on insta and like my selfies where i show a tasteful amount of boob in my naruto cosplay ya u can cross reference the anime but let me save ut he work by saying i in fact did tha hand gestures corrrect
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Dec 6, 2019 02:52
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A good crime to do while not in a car is traveling below the lower speed limit. It also pairs well with a Slow Day. |
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Dec 6, 2019 05:47
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roomforthetuna posted:A good crime to do while not in a car is traveling below the lower speed limit. It also pairs well with a Slow Day. I have a license but no car... |
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Dec 6, 2019 06:09
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I have a license but no car... I know a crime that can fix that problem |
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Dec 6, 2019 14:54
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google THIS posted:I know a crime that can fix that problem Oh shiiiiiiiiit! If I was in the countryside I could do this. People in rural Nara would always leave there keys in the car and sometimes running. |
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Dec 6, 2019 15:00
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Oh shiiiiiiiiit! If I was in the countryside I could do this. People in rural Nara would always leave there keys in the car and sometimes running. respect the ethos motherfucker just kidding
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Dec 6, 2019 15:01
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folk in canada always run their vehicles for a minute in the winter before driving, and i have so many times considered hoppin' in one and just, i unno. driving.
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Dec 6, 2019 15:01
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is stealing beef a crime
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Dec 6, 2019 15:33
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nut posted:is stealing beef a crime A victimless crime. |
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Dec 6, 2019 16:09
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A victimless crime. Exactly because if you have a beef with it then you're obviously not missing any beef so were you really robbed at all? |
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Dec 6, 2019 16:48
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if u stole someone beef could they still b mad at you
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Dec 6, 2019 17:01
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nut posted:if u stole someone beef could they still b mad at you they already have beef so yes, besides the beef you have with you, for them
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Dec 6, 2019 17:11
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Replace all the cash with beef.
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Dec 6, 2019 17:32
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Street Beefs |
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Dec 6, 2019 17:44
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once i would have told you to smoke a weed now i just don't know. you could... not work? is that a crime yet? you can only steal so much beef, there's nothing sadder than watching your beef pile start to rot from the bottom even as you add to it
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Dec 6, 2019 18:35
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Act your day out like you had a camera trailed on you. Because... |
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Dec 7, 2019 09:14
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