- GalacticAcid
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Dec 5, 2019 08:13
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- Helsing
- Aug 23, 2003
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DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU JOE BIDEN
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So you feel the same way about Idlib? It's run by Islamic extremists. Any aid or help is only going to benefit those supporting the extremists and likely be used as a tool to maintain their power too.
Much like Gaza, Idlib isn't "controlled." The UN's special envoy to Syria estimated that there were 10,000 al-Qaeda linked militants in Idlib province. A province who's population has ballooned to nearly 3 million. Every street in Idlib has its own political culture. Some are rooted deeply with extremists, but others have elected local councils, civil society groups with influence, and have stood up against extremism. They face persecution, but logistically speaking, these sorts of groups have the cracks in the system they need to survive, and they do have local militias that fight on their behalf. It took like 6 years to kill Raed Fares, who has been the most prominent face of such movements since the beginning, and who always stood front and center. The movements he sparked still operate in the shadows. But it should be noted that it's places like Kafranbel, and the areas of operation of different civil society groups that get targeted the heaviest by both the Assad regime, and the extremists. The empowerment of either accomplishes the same thing with regards to them. The snuffing out of the only light in the country. The destruction of the last cradles of democracy and freedom in Syria.
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Dec 5, 2019 15:18
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- Neurophage
- Oct 11, 2012
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Triticum Guzzler posted:
its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii
reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in
proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp
reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident
proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum
reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.
proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum
reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions
proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"
reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"
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Dec 5, 2019 18:00
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- GalacticAcid
- Apr 8, 2013
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May 3, 2015
Let's round up the other Democratic ambitiousness this cycle:
Jay Nixon is a perfect centrist with a tough-on-blacks demeanor. His only hope is that riots continue to spread throughout summer and that America begins to sour on substantive dialogue on the structural inequalities which inflict our political system.
Rahm Emanuel has a record of progressivism which Hillary, with her whole reset button and foreign contribution gaffes, could never hope to match.
Martin O'Malley is a Jay Nixon-like centrist with contrapositive stances towards race relations in America. He's the pick you make if riots continue throughout summer and the national rhetoric continued to focus on structural inequality in American politics.
Joe Biden is the greatest Vice President America has seen, with an emphasis on the Vice. He's everything good about Hillary, without the baggage of her foreign policy failures. He's a man who calls it like it is, and for that, he is one of our world's greatest experts on all areas of foreign policy, especially those applicable to terrorism and Turkey. Unfortunately, perhaps due to his various vices, Biden is a cautious player and far too likely to jump into the primary too late for serious contention.
Bernie Sanders is like Barney Frank, except...not Barney. He probably is very pro maple syrup and cheddar, and would support expanding food stamps to cover Vermont Cheddar as his solution to the potential '15-'16 "summer of riots." I read his entrance in the race a real 'gently caress you' to Biden's potential to be a true American leader and lead our nation on a better path.
Hillary...she needs no words. She's been refusing to make hard choices so far and has gone with the easy stances such as funding of police bodycams. The longer she stays without a known stance on a hard issue, the better a position she'll be in to ride the winds of public opinion. In the fall, she's likely to have to choose between shoring up her opinion with middle-class whites by backing Nixon's rhetoric, or appealing to all-but-upper-class African Americans by going with O'Malley's rhetoric.
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Dec 5, 2019 19:05
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- Captain Billy Pissboy
- Oct 25, 2005
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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College Slice
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Holo modor
Holo fodor
Here I am at
Camp Grenada
Camp is very
Entertaining
And they say we’ll have some food if it starts raining
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Dec 13, 2019 08:00
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- Captain Billy Pissboy
- Oct 25, 2005
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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College Slice
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Little Dakota wouldn't eat her bananas. "Mommy, why are we having only bananas for dinner? I want macaroni!"
"Just eat your bananas, honey."
"But mommy, they taste funny!"
"That's because you haven't used enough special banana syrup, sweetie!"
Dakota's mother raised the nozzle of the atrazine cannister and blasted the dinner table with a deluge of industrial herbicide.
"Ehehee! Syrup everywhere!"
"Ha ha ha." Dakota's mother forced a laugh, but inside she despaired. That awful man was going to ban it all. Every trade agreement. Every non-organic food. No fruit but wormy apples for a thousand years. A tear mingled with the slick of atrazine on her cheek; these might be the last bananas Dakota ever tasted.
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Dec 13, 2019 08:09
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- Captain Billy Pissboy
- Oct 25, 2005
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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College Slice
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this entire thread: another year. another world war ii movie. another hitler audition.
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Dec 13, 2019 08:10
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- Captain Billy Pissboy
- Oct 25, 2005
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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College Slice
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quote:
This week the shriveled husk of million term United States Senator and malevolent lich Jesse Helms was sealed in a bleak crypt deep beneath the sands of his native Stygia, North Carolina. Flowers placed on his grave by grieving shitheads withered and died within seconds.
Helms, known to friends and slaves alike as an unredeemed racist, was famous in the Senate for his passionate defense of segregation, opposition to the civil and voting rights acts, and his black crusade against the sun and all things which draw life from it.
As one of the first conservative talk radio hosts of the 1960’s Helms pioneered the technique of getting poor stupid whites to vote against their own interests by tricking them into hulking the gently caress out over black people, immigrants, and the betrayal of the Confederacy by jews, liberals, and the hated abstract concept of literacy. He went on to parley his repulsive backwoods celebrity with the curbstomp set into a long career in government where he played a prominent role in the unbelievably vicious and petty dixiecrat movement. His leadership resulted in a fundamental realignment of the American domestic political scene over the question of just how much we should hate niggers (”A whole lot”, contended Helms).
Long considered a strong contender for “worst person in the entire world” Helms in his declining years began to find that limited title constraining. Last summer recess he gathered together all the educated mulattos and wizened negro shaman from the swamps and dungeons of his grim feudal demesne and began a search for the blackest of black tomes, arts, and metal. That search culminated last week in his ascension to lichdom with the completion of a vile phylactery in the form of a fat lipped bejeweled bone sambo, pulsating with false life and the rhythm of hot jungle beats. His triumph over death itself coincides with a departure from this plane of existence for the astral realms, where he will spend the next thousand years pursuing recognition as the “worst person in the entire metaverse.”
Here on Earth Helms will be remembered as a southern gentleman, a family man, and the kind of guy that’ll eventually turn out to have dozens of child sized skeletons buried in his yard and whose family members when interviewed will say they thought he just liked collecting tiny shoes.
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- Finicums Wake
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Can't post for 8 years!
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Quote or link your favorite posts
They might be your favorite for any reason - whether because they are disturbingly stupid, laughably prescient, just plain funny, w/e
Let us celebrate our fellow poster as this decade draws to a close
that post when someone said strasserism didn't seem so bad, based on their knowledge of the ideology from iron hearts iv. pretty sure it was from the otherwise excellent poster grandenko. even if it wasn't, i still find myself thinking of it and laughing , frmlo time to time
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Dec 13, 2019 08:37
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- Finicums Wake
- Mar 13, 2017
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Can't post for 8 years!
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more seriously tho, my favorite post of the decade is this:
https://twitter.com/louisemensch/status/956507441306525696?lang=en
and it's not even close
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Dec 13, 2019 08:38
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- GalacticAcid
- Apr 8, 2013
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I’ll allow it since it’s funny
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Dec 13, 2019 17:09
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- Kitfox88
- Aug 21, 2007
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Anybody lose their glasses?
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lol is that a balcony with no drainage
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Dec 21, 2019 07:10
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- Colonel Cancer
- Sep 26, 2015
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Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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lol is that a balcony with no drainage
That is Jose's balcony with no drainage to be specific
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Dec 21, 2019 07:19
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- Chuka Umana
- Apr 30, 2019
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by sebmojo
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"the riots"
you mean a broken sliding door at a cvs in baltimore?
also throwback to when cops tried to blame the spike in opioid overdoses in the second half of 2015 to all the 5mg percocets and vicodin people looted from that cvs and totally not fentanyl.
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Dec 21, 2019 07:24
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