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Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

the sniping function

# ? Dec 11, 2019 04:54

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 00:13

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

poo poo(watery, green)

# ? Dec 11, 2019 18:57

a neurotic ai: Mar 22, 2012

goodPost();

// Returns null, **WONTFIX**

# ? Dec 12, 2019 01:15

a neurotic ai: Mar 22, 2012

I also appreciate

quote(stymie);

# ? Dec 12, 2019 01:17

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

a neurotic ai posted:

I also appreciate

quote(stymie);

illegal opcode

# ? Dec 12, 2019 01:19

Presto: Nov 22, 2002; Keep calm and Harry on.

The Management posted:

exit()

void abort(void);

# ? Dec 12, 2019 03:40

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

im(gay)

# ? Dec 12, 2019 15:00

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

code:

def im(gay):
  assert(true)

# ? Dec 12, 2019 15:18

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Valeyard posted:

the sniping function

nice

# ? Dec 12, 2019 15:42

Poopernickel: Oct 28, 2005; electricity bad; Fun Shoe

hooking up words and phrases and clauses

# ? Dec 12, 2019 17:12

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

eat(booty, groceries)

# ? Dec 12, 2019 22:49

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

mutate my balls

# ? Dec 13, 2019 00:05

Share Bear: Apr 27, 2004

json.dumps()

like a truck truck truck
structs like what what what
all night long
let me see jsooonnn

# ? Dec 13, 2019 00:28

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

strcat

# ? Dec 13, 2019 00:33

RustyKnight: Jul 11, 2016; every day is a new horror

not a function but reminded me of this,
DROP DATABASE TABLICE

# ? Dec 13, 2019 01:25

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Nomnom Cookie posted:

f
g is pretty good but f is better

# ? Dec 13, 2019 08:38

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

~Coxy posted:

f'

ooo yeah that's the good stuff

# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:05

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

the bodily ones

# ? Dec 13, 2019 22:56

Scud Hansen: Dec 13, 2015; Darkness and Evil

10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10

# ? Dec 13, 2019 23:11

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Scud Hansen posted:

10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10

this has side effects, not a function

# ? Dec 13, 2019 23:16

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

Share Bear posted:

json.dumps()

like a truck truck truck
structs like what what what
all night long
let me see jsooonnn

holy poo poo

# ? Dec 13, 2019 23:23

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

~Coxy posted:

f'

f��

# ? Dec 14, 2019 02:37

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

sorry for the derivative humor

# ? Dec 14, 2019 02:38

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

# ? Dec 14, 2019 05:52

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

dirac delta

# ? Dec 14, 2019 07:13

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

magneto

# ? Dec 14, 2019 09:19

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

this has side effects, not a function

this is correct

# ? Dec 14, 2019 15:06

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

the function that halts if its input program would loop infinitely, but loops infinitely if its input would halt

# ? Dec 14, 2019 15:27

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

gonadic io posted:

the function that halts if its input program would loop infinitely, but loops infinitely if its input would halt

Turing tornado

# ? Dec 14, 2019 19:00

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

gonadic io posted:

the function that halts if its input program would loop infinitely, but loops infinitely if its input would halt

that�s really useful yeah, you just run them both and then when one halts you know the other won�t

# ? Dec 14, 2019 21:28

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

Phobeste posted:

sorry for the derivative humor

boo this man

# ? Dec 15, 2019 01:56

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

mount and fsck

# ? Dec 15, 2019 07:20

Vomik: Jul 29, 2003; This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Nomnom Cookie posted:

f
g is pretty good but f is better

yeah both are pretty good but tbh with the amazing (.) function you can bring two great tastes together at last

# ? Dec 16, 2019 12:57

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

(.) (.)

# ? Dec 17, 2019 14:16

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

(.)Y(.)

# ? Dec 17, 2019 19:43

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BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

# ? Dec 19, 2019 02:43

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