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Escape From Noise

Heya. No offense if it's your thing but I really dislike Christmas tunes. They sorta drive me nuts. Maybe it's the repetition or something. Maybe it's the Holiday cheer piercing my cold dead heart like a stake. BUT let's focus on the fun. The positive. The weird, wacky, wild, and...wildin' world of strange off brand and novelty Christmas tunes! If you got 'em POST 'EM friends!

First up is Martin Mull's Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope (specifically tells you not to leave Santa a joint). You may better know Martin as the Principal in Sabrina the Teenage Witch. It's a goofy funny song even if maybe a bit dated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04-KLhgorb0

Fear is a bit...over the line sometimes. They were kind of the "bad boys" of west coast punk for a bit. They tore up the SNL stage and got punk banned from SNL for years (cuz they're squares) but this song I think isn't so offensive despite the use of The F Word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zgol2NQhlM

Did you know the eccentric pervert and wonderful man John Waters did a Christmas album? It's fun. Please enjoy (with me) A John Waters Christmas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG03Yw4su5M

It's classic. You probably know it but Oh BABY! Run DMC's Christmas In Hollis is a jam. Heck yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8

Father Christmas by The Kinks probably explains why Santa is done with this poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk

Remember the 90's? Zebrahead does!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOBMe7mhsbU

Those who know me know I'm a humongously weird ol' fan of the Texas punk band Butthole Surfers. They're great. Just loving chaos, noise, psychedelic craziness, and fart jokes. Also this completely off the wall cover of Good King Wenceslaus. It's magic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uZGZwuuugM

According to The Dwarves Santa is over this poo poo and he's lost it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsnI2J3wJSI

Liberate your children from presents! The REAL Meaning of Christmas by Future of the Left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXQg4bQeoQ

The Locust are loud, noisey as hell, and short. But I love 'em and this has Christmas in the name. Oh that lil' Christmas piggy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul4cDvQKMY

Did You Know? Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna Take It has basically the same chord progression as Oh Come All You Faithful! They do and so they did their own version. It's goofy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmEfFlbqbbY

There Ain't No Sanity Clause by The Damned is neat old timey punk jam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN8n99BUO-A

The Pogues Fairytale of New York is a classic punk Christmas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

Homo Christmas by Pansy Division for all my gay buddies out there! (This is not a mean spirited song. Pansy Division is a queer band)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAhDe8dwsIE

Did you know Rob Halford of Judas Priest did a Christmas album? It's called Winter Songs. Seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_j1xx2TUw

What have you got???

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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
I like V/M's weird proto-vaporwave take on "white christmas"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dAkDOE6x0w


Hell Interface (iirc a Boards of Canada side project) did a weird silent night sound collage... thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbeG1XrZPJs



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

alnilam

Simon and Garfunkel did a nice silent night mashup with depressing news, it's good
https://youtu.be/JkJlmYwMgRM

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