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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

How about an APP that tells you which movie theaters played Ghostbusters 2016 whenever you’re near them, and gives you great factoids about the movie

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

an app that tells you that you smell nice

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

big nipples big life posted:

an app that tells you that you smell nice

Here at awfulCorp we pride ourselves on ethical app development and won’t outright lie to our customers

Unless they pay for our subscription plan, I guess

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a podcast app that just works and doesn't randomly crap out for no reason multiple times a day

actually sticher has improved a bunch here recently

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Mozi posted:

presenting the hot new app of 2020:

crApp™

it's a free app that sends you notifications every hour to check if you need to crap or not

coincidentally it also requires full access to your email, notifications, contacts, browsing history, and passwords. this is to let us better serve your needs

After a while you'd be pavlov'ing in your pants.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Mozi posted:

presenting the hot new app of 2020:

crApp™

it's a free app that sends you notifications every hour to check if you need to crap or not

coincidentally it also requires full access to your email, notifications, contacts, browsing history, and passwords. this is to let us better serve your needs

Not location?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeXQUEjWk1U

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
poo poo I had a really good one that came to me in a dream and then I forgot.

An app that helps you remember your dream epiphanies.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

An APP that never lets you sleep.,since sleep is for the weak, and also you’ll sleep when you’re dead

StrongSleepNever 3.5

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

An APP that never lets you sleep.,since sleep is for the weak, and also you’ll sleep when you’re dead

StrongSleepNever 3.5

An app that puts you to sleep but then it steals your wallet.

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