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Look, I'm just like every other half-orc barbarian. I like hitting things, stabbing things, crushing things and generally causing a mess. I don't like wearing a lot of clothes and I LOVE big weapons. I also have a passion for Social Justice. Growing up as a young barbarian I learned much from my strong orc mother and my tiny human father. I learned to hunt and smash and how to kill a man with my bare hands, but also sharpen and care for a beautiful blade. I also learned about bigotry and discrimination. Growing up as a half-orc is difficult because you're always torn between two worlds, never fitting in to either and it troubled me greatly. We all know the world is unfair, but can't we also do something to make it better instead of worse? This is why I fight. I fight for Social Justice! |
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Half orc SJB automatically wins all saving throws against sleep because he's woke
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Dec 31, 2019 00:23
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Luckily, I have my Social Justice Pals: the Social Justice Mage, Social Justice Cleric, Social Justice Paladin and Social Justice Thief.
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Dec 31, 2019 00:24
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vanisher posted:Half orc SJB automatically wins all saving throws against sleep because he's woke
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vanisher posted:Half orc SJB automatically wins all saving throws against sleep because he's woke
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"Don't you go talking poo poo about my homeboy SJW! Yeah, I get it- he's surly, outspoken and will fight at the drop of a non-magical hat, but he's my FRIEND!" -White Knight, Dungeons & Dragons 1.0 Rules Set, retired class- replaced with the cavalier class |
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Dec 31, 2019 00:32
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vanisher posted:Half orc SJB automatically wins all saving throws against sleep because he's woke
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Dec 31, 2019 00:33
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*Social Justice Warlock cackles maniacally about how inclusive and open-minded he was when he made a pact with an ancient and unknowable horror*
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Dec 31, 2019 00:57
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The villain of social injustice blows ancient dust off the tome. He has finally found it: The Reaganomicon
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Dec 31, 2019 01:02
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:The villain of social injustice blows ancient dust off the tome. He has finally found it: The Reaganomicon lol |
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Dec 31, 2019 01:03
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"I mean I try to be as tolerant as anyone else, but when these different types of elves can't even get along with each other, how do you expect an orc like me to?"
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Dec 31, 2019 01:03
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Social Justice Thief please don't dox me
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:The villain of social injustice blows ancient dust off the tome. He has finally found it: The Reaganomicon
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Dec 31, 2019 01:05
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:The villain of social injustice blows ancient dust off the tome. He has finally found it: The Reaganomicon A-ha ha |
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Dec 31, 2019 03:25
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I'm here to support the cause of social justice and commit acts of violence. And I only hope that violence is the solution to this particular problem as it is the only tool available to me, a barbarian.
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Dec 31, 2019 03:45
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Rewrite the rule book, comrade! Dual class as a bard. Born from war Inside I'm tore strong like fist knife stabs and twists INTO THE rear end OF THE MIDDLE EARTH CLASS! ---------------- |
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Dec 31, 2019 04:08
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you have finally destroyed the lich king of liberal economics hayek's skeletal fingers twitches as the last breath of the free market exits him you search his hoard, finding a host of accumulated wealth [search check] *roll for 25* *(14+12)>25)* but beneath this unholy ghoul's decadency... you find something... a tome of unlimited power.. your hands stroke this beautiful manifesto. it whispers to you. the spectre inside wants to be unleashed |
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Dec 31, 2019 04:10
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vanisher posted:Half orc SJB automatically wins all saving throws against sleep because he's woke |
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Dec 31, 2019 05:29
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IT IS HARD *flips table* TO BE *throws axe at wall* SOCIAL *screams battlecry* WHEN ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS *MURDER* SOMEONE!
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Uxzuigal posted:IT IS HARD *flips table* TO BE *throws axe at wall* SOCIAL *screams battlecry* WHEN ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS *MURDER* SOMEONE! Calm down, friend, here. Let's do it together. 
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Dec 31, 2019 13:07
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When you said you wanted to smash the patriarchy, I didn't realize you meant here, now, with a spiked club, repeatedly, in a blood soaked frenzy. I would have worn different shoes. |
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Dec 31, 2019 15:33
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Goons Are Great posted:Calm down, friend, here. Let's do it together. *rips and tears the guts of a tiny elf* TOGETHER? *spits blood* MURDER TOGETHER!! *throws elf corpse away* I , SOCIAL JUSTICE BARBARIAN! *whirlwinds away with Goons Are Great*!
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Dec 31, 2019 15:51
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I UGUR SMASH TINY 'UMANS! said Ugur the troll as 'halflings' would have been degrading to the party who just stole the magical golden scepter he has been guarding for generations. |
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Dec 31, 2019 19:16
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as a true neutral social justice monk, I have no gender, but I can instantly change yours to one of over 70 using various types of ki strikes i have mastered
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Town Elders: "you have to help us! A cabal of necromancers have been sending evil ghouls and zombies to steal our children at night, for use in their foul rituals!" SJB: "whoa hold on, evil - and I'm gonna pretend you called them 'undead persons', because that's a whole other conversation - undead persons? And what gives you the right to judge them? Have you thought about what it's like to be brought back to undeath? No you haven't. And have you even considered the necromancer's beliefs in all this?? NO YOU HAVE NOT. Stealing babies for ritual sacrifice is PART OF THEIR BEAUTIFUL CULTURE! I swear if you cannot accept baby sacrifice and UNDEAD loving PERSONS IN THIS BACKWARDS-rear end PROVINCIAL SHITHOLE I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR DEATH PIT AND SMASH YOUR SKULLS TOGETHER UNTIL YOU CAN HAVE A SENSIBLE, REASONABLE DIALOGUE ABOUT THIS!!! |
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Dec 31, 2019 21:22
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Nosfereefer posted:you have finally destroyed the lich king of liberal economics
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:The villain of social injustice blows ancient dust off the tome. He has finally found it: The Reaganomicon 😱
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Dec 31, 2019 22:04
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now now, I know they're our just-vanquished mortal enemies, but there's no call for ableist slurs. the preferred term is "differently capitated."
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GM: i think one of you guys has read something about this before, [looks at SJWizard] roll a history check, please social justice wizard: GOD, it’s not my job to educate you!!!! |
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