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Bo-Pepper posted:i can't imagine the offense that would result if you laughed while placing your penis into a butt like a "tee-hee" or a hearty "OH-ho-ho ho" ?
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Jan 7, 2020 20:02
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even the merest chuckle would be a grave insult when buttsex is afoot |
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Jan 7, 2020 20:05
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Hey man, cool it with the butt jokes ok? My whole family was killed by a butt.
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Jan 7, 2020 21:15
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in the world where butts are not funny at all, the squatting M:TG guy poses in front of people with well-fitting clothes, making it the most viral imgur album of the last decade |
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Jan 7, 2020 21:19
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If you keep talking about butts they are going to delete BYOB for real this time!
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Jan 7, 2020 21:49
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| Me, staring at the firm supple rear end of a super model: i don't get it | |
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Jan 7, 2020 21:58
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cda posted:Me, staring at the firm supple rear end of a super model: i don't get it picturing this like watching someone try to 'get' modern art
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Jan 7, 2020 21:59
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cda posted:Me, staring at the firm supple rear end of a super model: i don't get it Okay so this is about appreciating the most beautiful example of something ugly and not funny. It's a bit like people that like to look at piles of garbage because they glitter in the light.
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Jan 7, 2020 22:07
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giggling at a big huge butt on the street but im caught by donald sutherland from invasion of the body snatchers and he does that screeching thing at me and im hauled away to pay for my crimes |
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Jan 7, 2020 22:15
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pixaal posted:Okay so this is about appreciating the most beautiful example of something ugly and not funny. It's a bit like people that like to look at piles of garbage because they glitter in the light. Oh, I get it now. Thanks. I thought God was trying to make some sort of joke. |
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Jan 7, 2020 22:38
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Bo-Pepper posted:i can't imagine the offense that would result if you laughed while placing your penis into a butt In my experience that's the job of the guy owning the butt, right after asking "You in yet?"
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Jan 7, 2020 23:21
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Jan 7, 2020 23:31
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I prepare to take a sip of tea. The cup is full to the brim and the tiniest jostle will spill tea everywhere. A man walks by me and his pants look as though they're about to fall down. I bring the cup to my lips. The man puts his hand to his belly, let's out a brief high pitched fart, and his pants fall to the ground. His butt is on full display. I view it. I finish my sip and place the cup back in its saucer without spilling a single drop. I derive no humor or enjoyment from the man's butt or his short squeaky fart.
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Jan 7, 2020 23:36
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Goons Are Great posted:In my experience that's the job of the guy owning the butt, right after asking "You in yet?" what about a low, rumbling, confident jolly green giant sort of laugh. would that not be kinda hot? asking for a friend
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Jan 7, 2020 23:38
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Jolo posted:I prepare to take a sip of tea. The cup is full to the brim and the tiniest jostle will spill tea everywhere. A man walks by me and his pants look as though they're about to fall down. I bring the cup to my lips. The man puts his hand to his belly, let's out a brief high pitched fart, and his pants fall to the ground. His butt is on full display. I view it. I finish my sip and place the cup back in its saucer without spilling a single drop. I derive no humor or enjoyment from the man's butt or his short squeaky fart.
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Jan 7, 2020 23:39
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taping an rear end up on a wall at an art exhibit and selling it for $250,000
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tragedy: someone has eaten the wall rear end
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FutonForensic posted:taping an rear end up on a wall at an art exhibit and selling it for $250,000 FutonForensic posted:tragedy: someone has eaten the wall rear end
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Jan 8, 2020 00:25
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pixaal posted:If you keep talking about butts they are going to delete BYOB for real this time! "bahlete your old butts!" i say seriously, without any mirth |
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Jan 8, 2020 01:05
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lovely butt |
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Jan 8, 2020 02:25
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Jan 8, 2020 02:51
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(snooty British accent) I say, wot wot? In the butt. |
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Macnult posted:lovely butt 'shopped or not, that butt gets my respect every time it's reposted 
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Jan 8, 2020 03:54
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cda posted:[seriously] poop comes from that butt |
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Jan 8, 2020 03:55
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cda posted:[seriously] poop comes from that butt I gasp so hard my monocle falls into my teacup. "oh my"
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Jan 8, 2020 15:55
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"I'm all in," I say, sliding my chips forward. My opponent tries to read my face, but I am like stone because I'm thinking about a flock of butts, just a bunch of disembodied butts with wings that fly around and communicate by farting and that poop everywhere just like real birds, and also twerking is their mating dance. My opponent sighs. "I fold." One of the imaginary butt birds in my head farts triumphantly, but all I do is collect my chips and wait for the next hand to be dealt. |
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Jan 8, 2020 16:41
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google THIS posted:"I'm all in," I say, sliding my chips forward. My opponent tries to read my face, but I am like stone because I'm thinking about a flock of butts, just a bunch of disembodied butts with wings that fly around and communicate by farting and that poop everywhere just like real birds, and also twerking is their mating dance.
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Jan 8, 2020 16:43
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google THIS posted:"I'm all in," I say, sliding my chips forward. My opponent tries to read my face, but I am like stone because I'm thinking about a flock of butts, just a bunch of disembodied butts with wings that fly around and communicate by farting and that poop everywhere just like real birds, and also twerking is their mating dance. |
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google THIS posted:"I'm all in," I say, sliding my chips forward. My opponent tries to read my face, but I am like stone because I'm thinking about a flock of butts, just a bunch of disembodied butts with wings that fly around and communicate by farting and that poop everywhere just like real birds, and also twerking is their mating dance. |
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