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BallisticClipboard posted:Anti-Imposter Syndrome - You win when you accept a compliment from someone genuinely trying to give well wishes. ooooo sounds hard
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fuckball object: 2 teams compete to gently caress the ball. 1st team to successfully gently caress the ball wins. strategies: of course, some of the basic strategies will be obvious. experienced players will tell you there are many ways to gently caress the ball, some of the most effective pro-strats are *hold a door open for the ball but let it shut right before it gets there *put the ball in a box, so it can't even roll anywhere lol. lookit u ball, you're hosed now! *set up a double date with the ball, with someone the ball has expressed an attraction for. do it like a week in advance so the ball will be excited about the date and buy a special outfit; but on the day of, tell them their date died hahaha |
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competitive butt chugging unreal tournament 2004 arson
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team breakfast burgling laptop discus competitive Will it Blend |
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City of Glompton posted:Desk Chair Drag Racing One of the biggest and most enduring controversies in the world of desk chair drag racing is the Association's ban on reverse-kicking. The Association is run by orthodox purists who maintain that a racer must remain facing forward in their chair and pull themselves along with their feet. In recent years, racers have demonstrated unprecedented times and smashed records using techniques turning the chair backwards and pushing toward the finish line with their feet (known as Daving), or by sitting backwards in the chair on one knee and kicking the ground with the other (known as Jamiring). Traditionalists maintain that reverse kicking robs the sport of its original point, which was to be very slow and awkward and funny, and that Jamir and Dave tearing down the hallway all day trying to go faster than the other has tainted the spirit of the game. Whether right or wrong, the traditionalists face stiff opposition from accounting, who are acting as bookies for the rest of the office in the betting market that has come to surround the often close races between Jamir and Dave. Accounting has reported a total of $22 in profit revenue from this gambling market, and that market is only growing. Overall, it seems as if impact this controversy will have on the future of desk chair drag racing remains to be seen.
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Chill Sport Chill. The chillest wins. |
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Jan 13, 2020 06:59
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The floor is floor, whoever stands on it wins. |
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Rap Golf I'm not exactly sure what this entails or what the rules are yet but I can't stop saying the name to myself in my head over and over so it's a real sport now.
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rear end eating contest: the one who can eat the most asses in a given time wins
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Barco Fiesta posted:Rap Golf |
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rap golf reminds me of something g I thought of trying irl, at this bar with a big backyard: combat golf. two teams face off in sort of a driving range setup, drive practice whiffle golf balls at each other for points. there could be scoring areas like shuffleboard and of course points for hitting an opposing teammate. light protective gear for probably just the head/face |
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Jan 13, 2020 19:05
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there should be sports where it's like two totally distinct games going on at the same time and the players in each game are trying to work around the inconveniences caused by the other players like combining skeet shooting with baseball or a soccer match on an active golf fairway and the goalposts keep moving to whichever hole the golfers are shooting for
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Frisbee discus It's like normal discus but the barriers to entry are much lower and your dog is allowed to fetch the disc |
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Weight Diving - from the high dive platform dead lift as much weight as you can then dive with it proficiently. |
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stealing from Manifisto in the bird burp thread - Precision Farting
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drag jousting. First person to de-car their opponent wins.
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bubble gum sumo wrestling. you each blow a bubble then try to push each other out of the ring w/your bubbles |
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Hugh Malone posted:rap golf reminds me of something g I thought of trying irl, at this bar with a big backyard: this is probably the most realistic and doable new sport in the thread
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Hugh Malone posted:rap golf reminds me of something g I thought of trying irl, at this bar with a big backyard: night golf
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burling: the best parts of bowling and curling combined!
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watho posted:burling: the best parts of bowling and curling combined! aka "having a beer with friends" |
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Manifisto posted:esports: first team to get exactly 2.71828 . . . points is the winner  This did not get the love it deserved. 
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watho posted:rear end eating contest: the one who can eat the most asses in a given time wins I accept your challenge. |
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i figured out rap golf. It's a mixture of traditional golf and battle rap, wherein 2 golfers attempt to play 9 holes and any time one is lining up to take a swing, the other must say something like "Your clothes are wack and your shoes are fuckin stupid // you couldn't sleep with a girl if she got shot in the rear end by cupid // your stance is hosed up and your grip is all wrong // I heard some girls by the pool say your dick aint very long" and try to distract your opponent from the swing |
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Pillow forts, but get this: with siege engines
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Barco Fiesta posted:i figured out rap golf. It's a mixture of traditional golf and battle rap, wherein 2 golfers attempt to play 9 holes and any time one is lining up to take a swing, the other must say something like "Your clothes are wack and your shoes are fuckin stupid // you couldn't sleep with a girl if she got shot in the rear end by cupid // your stance is hosed up and your grip is all wrong // I heard some girls by the pool say your dick aint very long" and try to distract your opponent from the swing i talked with my brother and we refined it further it works as thus: A regulation rap golf battle beat is 16 bars long and divided into three phases of timing: -Bars 1-4 are intro hype bars The rapper may vamp/hype/vocalize or be silent as they please The golfer may not approach the ball during this phase -Bars 5-12 are the primary rap portion The rapper must rap for all eight bars. If they choke, bomb, trainwreck, or recycle previously-used verses, they take an extra stroke and the golfer may swing unimpeded. The golfer may approach the ball and ready their swing. If they swing before the phase ends, they take an extra stroke -Bars 13-16 are the swing portion, during which the beat enters an outro buildup to signal itself The rapper is not required to rap during this phase, but it may be beneficial in distracting the golfer The golfer must swing before the beat ends or take an extra stroke
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