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ITT we are a bunch of radical dudes with radical attitudes hanging out in a gnarly arcade in a mall. The year: 1987. |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:39
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check it out dude they brought back the polybius game |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:42
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Dudes!!!! THEYRE GONNA CLOSE OUR SKATEPARK SLASH DANCE SCHOOL AND PUT IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE we gotta win the championship to save the bump n grind!!!! |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:49
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Tiffany is still wearing the leg warmers Chet bought her. Should I be jealous? |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:50
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You see the excellent plastic backstop brake thing on this skateboard I got? It allows me to do a very rad sliding stop where I immediately faceplant |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:52
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got any quarters I need to call my mom |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:52
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SIKE I'm gonna play air hockey with it. NERD |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:53
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vanisher posted:SIKE I'm gonna play air hockey with it. NERD Watch THIS!!! leans in to the coin slot, does something with it KACHUNKACHUNKACHUNKACHUNKACHUNKACHUNK Now we have.... 69 free games |
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Jan 13, 2020 23:55
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radicool 
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Jan 14, 2020 00:11
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they're called rollerblades and they are tubular to the max
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Jan 14, 2020 00:16
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Heather Papps posted:Watch THIS!!! Niiiiiice |
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Jan 14, 2020 00:23
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*walks in as a guitar riff plays* what's up gnarly dudes and dudettes *audience claps* |
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Jan 14, 2020 00:29
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hamjobs posted:*walks in as a guitar riff plays* what's up gnarly dudes and dudettes record scratch heather turns and looks into the camera as the scene around him freezes Uh oh! Here comes trouble! Hmmm... things just got...... interesting!!!! crowd goes wild |
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Jan 14, 2020 00:34
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hamjobs posted:*walks in as a guitar riff plays* what's up gnarly dudes and dudettes *record needle scratch* woah, bitchin! e: pappsy!! 
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Jan 14, 2020 00:34
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Manifisto posted:*record needle scratch* woah, bitchin! Did I doooooo that? |
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Jan 14, 2020 00:35
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my moms a bitch (is in 1987) |
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Jan 14, 2020 03:05
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Walking through the shopping centre in my puffball skirt, on my way to get a spiral perm... The UK was a bit behindhand with radical attitudes in 1987.
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Jan 14, 2020 21:10
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che shirt. skinny jeans. surplus jacket. beret. motorcycle diaries. paper bag of mediocre weed
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Jan 14, 2020 21:45
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a babe enters Audience: WOOOOOoooooooo!!!!! all 20 rad dudes chillin in the 'cade raise their sunglasses one after another, then speak, as if with one voice HAIL THEE, BELLE DAME SANS MERCI, BEAUTIFUL, A FAERIES CHILD, LONG OF HAIR, LIGHT OF FOOT, WILD OF EYE. SIT UPON OUR ROARING JEEP, LET US SEE NOTHING ELSE, LEAN OUT THE WINDOW AND SING A FAERIES SONG! HAIL THEE, QUEEN OF BEAUTY AND GRACE!!! |
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Jan 14, 2020 21:53
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"the real enemy is capitalism", i say. someone hollers "NEEEERD!" and an empty beer can hits me in the back of the head.
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Jan 14, 2020 22:01
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someone comes up to me and gives me a genuine compliment. i shrug, completely disaffected. the audience goes wild
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Jan 14, 2020 22:02
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cruising to the ‘cade on my skateboard, kickflipping through the entrance and sliding to a stop so i can fist bump my broheim. it’s looking to be another solid, chill day of pinball it seems. i stomp the tail of my board so it jumps into my hand as i walk over to place it in my usual spot, but there’s one issue: someone else’s board is already there. i look up and it’s none other than Richard Clarkson, aka Dick Kookson. “this ain’t your spot anymore,” he says in his dumb nasally voice, “i just wrecked your high score” my eyes narrow and i look over to the high score screen for Denim Reaganomics Pinball Surplus 3000; hands down the most challenging, gnarly, super radical pinball game to ever grace this arcade. he only went a thousand points above my high score.. what a joke. i raise my board and hand it to my buddy, fist bumping with my open hand. we all know what i have to do. |
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Jan 15, 2020 00:42
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remember kids there’s nothing more cool than safety so make sure to wear your helmets and knee pads before hitting the ramps!
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Jan 15, 2020 03:53
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I've just sucked on three Warheads at once |
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Jan 15, 2020 03:58
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These suburbs totally have the charms to soothe the restless dreams of youth, man! This mall is bitchin, for example!
Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jan 15, 2020 |
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Jan 15, 2020 04:14
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Eatin' a huge slice of greasy pizza with my fingerless leather gloves as untamed long hair flows in the breeze of the air conditioning. But don't worry. Got it under control with this head band I made from folding a bandana. |
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Jan 15, 2020 04:18
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i'm the mayor of burlington vermont and i think poverty sucks rear end
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Jan 15, 2020 04:31
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the media would have you believe 1987 was all about skateboards and arcades and men in crop tops but as someone who was alive back then and experienced it firsthand, let me tell you were it was really at: The mobile above my crib. |
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Jan 16, 2020 09:15
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I'm goin around puttin condoms on all the joysticks
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Jan 16, 2020 09:22
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STEVEN SEAGAL enters stage right; he hides behind a shadowy pillar and leers at my bent over frame as I scoop up some fallen mandarin oranges. STEVEN SEAGAL (breathlessly): Me... want.. the.... punani.... for... to make.... nice...m |
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Jan 16, 2020 09:35
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Stay fresh, cheese bags! |
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Jan 16, 2020 13:11
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Heather Papps posted:Stay fresh, cheese bags! *Responds with "hang loose" hand gesture* Take it sleazy! |
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Jan 16, 2020 15:11
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:STEVEN SEAGAL enters stage right; he hides behind a shadowy pillar and leers at my bent over frame as I scoop up some fallen mandarin oranges. |
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Jan 16, 2020 15:34
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(does sick bunny hop) (Slips off pedals and obliterates balls) Totally... tubular |
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Jan 16, 2020 15:37
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just hanging out looking cool in my oversized tasmanian devil looney tunes shirt, its way bigger than a normal fitting shirt its so cool, endless waves of fabric flowing off my body a giant smothering mass of cotton immobilizing the other mall goers under heavy folds of looney tunes (tm) tasmanian devil diong his cool crazy spin |
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Jan 16, 2020 17:58
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punky brewster drones on in the background while I distractedly finish reading my copy of amelia bedilia I stare out the window wondering who would win in a cage match 
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Jan 16, 2020 18:43
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*Walks up to Stacy Lu Hey babe you ever read, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance? ---------------- |
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Jan 16, 2020 20:19
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Barco Fiesta posted:the media would have you believe 1987 was all about skateboards and arcades and men in crop tops but as someone who was alive back then and experienced it firsthand, let me tell you were it was really at: The mobile above my crib.
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Jan 16, 2020 22:38
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