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Professor Shark posted:Wait, what? To all of that. What? the cut scene was about how water aliens had threatened to attack earth if we didn't disarm our nukes to breathe in the vast pressure of the bottom of the ocean, they need to breathe hyper-oxygenated liquid rather than standard SCUBA tank mix. to demonstrate that it's safe, they grab this one dude's pet rat and toss it in a tub of the liquid and force a cage down over it, and after a second of panicking it starts breathing and swim-walkin' around. that's not special effects, they did that poo poo to a real rat, that's cool as hell.
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Drop Zone - skydiving bank robbers rob a bank, but one guy's parachute doesn't open, and he falls into the ocean and dies, and either the movie or my dad explains that hitting water at that velocity would be like hitting concrete
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General Dog posted:Reign Over Me- Adam Sandler is very sad Reign of Fire - Matthew Maconeaughey is very mad
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Beloved - Oprah's water just broke or something and the whole town is being flooded and oh god I already have to pee so bad can the school bell just ring already so I can sprint to a goddamn bathroom
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Cannonball Run 2 : Osama Bin Laden hosts an illegal cross country street race against Burt Reynolds
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Millenium: Time travelers gently caress up during a ordinary body swapping operation. Then they make things even worse when a person who would help build their time machine technology dies. Also a robot quotes Churchil while being murded by time waves. A Sound Of Thunder: Man fucks up during a time travel safari and time waves happen that mutate the landscape into horrifying monstrosities. Also a woman turns into a fish person I guess and the man from earlier kills himself via undoing the mistake or something without his past self realizing anything went wrong. The Island of Doctor Monroe: Val Kilmer and Marlom Brando have a pissing contest that later became a pretty good documentary from the films director. Also the bucket wearing scene and the little Brando character were additions made on the spot by Brando.
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???: So it's like Star Wars and Zardoz had a baby and it's a cartoon. I remember a red whip that would blind and/or kill people and a purple robot? City of Gold: A midget, a man, a plan -- poop and turn it into gold? That Nosferatu remake from the '90s: John Malkovich yelling and wearing goggles. Robocop 2: Drug addicted robots ripping off their faces, forever. Robocop 3: Needs to be recut with Superman 2 to reveal a secret third movie.
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amusinginquiry posted:Reign of Fire - Matthew Maconeaughey is very mad Reign of Fire: Okay, so the world ended (I don't remember why). And there's this scene where the survivors are putting on a play for some kids about a Hero fighting The Black Knight. But they're actually reenacting Star Wars.
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Jan 24, 2020 07:04
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1) The plane engine... completed a fated time loop that uh, shunted off a pocket reality.... Mmm... 2) I guess they just kinda hosed around with Mary Poppins and her hoodlum friends for the most part 3) Angela Landsbury takes in orphans to her estate during WW2, Narnia style? But she's been learning witchery by mail from a shyster who didn't realize the bullshit he was selling was real (played by the dad from Mary Poppins). Angela takes the orphans to meet him in the seedy backalley he plies his trade and they use the sequel work he had to enchant a doorknob to travel through the aetheric medium. I don't know what specific thaumaturgy drove the second half of the movie but they end up going into a cartoon, getting into an underwater dance contest, and finally overseeing a Queen of Hearts-esque soccer match with a king dude. And then uh Angela Landsbury gets the fabled power of "Constitutiary Locomotion" that she chants to bewitch her estate's suits of armor to fight off the Nazis
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Jan 24, 2020 07:12
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The Tourist - Johnny Debt and Angelina Jolie ride around on a speed boat in .... France, was it? Bright colors. Lots of bright
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The Astronaut Farmer - guy builds a rocket in his barn. It crashes. Not sure if there was a second go at it or not.
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Chronicles of Riddick: Just play Escape From Butcher Bay. It's a bad movie but the game is quite good. Don't play the sequel or whatever it was, though, it's bad for a lot of the same reasons the movie was bad.
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:The Tourist - Johnny Debt and Angelina Jolie ride around on a speed boat in .... France, was it? Bright colors. Lots of bright That movie is shockingly bad, like, I actually couldn't believe it. Anaconda: That doesn't sound like Danny Trejo.
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:The Astronaut Farmer - guy builds a rocket in his barn. It crashes. Not sure if there was a second go at it or not.
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True Lies: my wife won’t let me watch it anymore, also Arnie flies a jet. God drat
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Eclipse12 posted:I can't remember the name: Some kid is scared of a monster in a lake, but the monster is actually just an old partially submerged crane/excavator and the lesson is to overcome your fears. THE QUEST.
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Daikloktos posted:[3) Angela Landsbury takes in orphans to her estate during WW2, Narnia style? But she's been learning witchery by mail from a shyster who didn't realize the bullshit he was selling was real (played by the dad from Mary Poppins). Angela takes the orphans to meet him in the seedy backalley he plies his trade and they use the sequel work he had to enchant a doorknob to travel through the aetheric medium. I don't know what specific thaumaturgy drove the second half of the movie but they end up going into a cartoon, getting into an underwater dance contest, and finally overseeing a Queen of Hearts-esque soccer match with a king dude. And then uh Angela Landsbury gets the fabled power of "Constitutiary Locomotion" that she chants to bewitch her estate's suits of armor to fight off the Nazis That'd be Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Between this and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Disney churned out some weird-rear end poo poo in the 60s.
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Sweet Home Alabama: Two hot people play paintball. and glass made from lightning is the key to true love. Munchies: The meth-head love children of Trolls and a Ken doll try to take over a town and maybe they eat people.
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ˇThree Amigos! Chicken extras in peril! Real chickens keep getting almost stomped by horses.
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Deep Impact: the serious, dour giant-meteor movie to Armageddon's stupid action giant-meteor movie. One of the leads stands on a beach when the meteor hits to commit suicide via giant tidal wave. There's a prominent shot of a case of Ensure at one point, I guess for people to survive off of in the meteor shelter, but ??? Contact: it turns out the aliens are God and also your dead dad? The Core: SAVED BY WHALES
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Armageddon or was it deep impact? Led Zeppelin or Aerosmith does the main song and like Bruce Willis has to blow up an asteroid before it blows up the Earth.
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The Cell J.Lo is a shrink and she does the matrix thing but into her patient's minds and it's trippy as hell man. There's a killer that's not the red dragon. Ice Pirates Star studded cast and like water is super valuable for some reason. Maybe it was supposed to be a parody of Star Wars? Anyways like I think Ron Perlman is in it as the lead or something. I was pretty drunk when I watched it. Cecil B. Demented A bunch of film school kids try and find what makes film real and there's a lot of hardcore and blast beats for the soundtrack. Air Bud The dog becomes a member of a basketball team or was it soccer?
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Volcano There's an active volcano in LA. Tommy Lee Jones stands around police cars looking sad until the climax when jumps across lava to get his daughter. The Rock An army guy gets a bunch of flesh-eating goo and holes up in a prison with a warhead, but he's actually the good guy. Sean Connery is an ex-con and rolls through a bunch of fans and a flamethrower, then opens a door. Repo Man A young guy eats cat food because his parents can't stop sending all their money to Pay to Pray. A bunch of guys in hazmat suits roam the background but are never addressed, and the trunk of the car is aliens.
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Das Boo posted:Volcano There's an active volcano in LA. Tommy Lee Jones stands around police cars looking sad until the climax when jumps across lava to get his daughter. I got booed in that movie for yelling "I'm melting!" when the dude jumped off the train into lava to save that kid. Good times.
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Manic Mailman posted:THE QUEST. Duuuude. That's it. You rock. I guess I'm not the only one to have seen this? Never once heard it come up from any other person before.
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frogge posted:Armageddon or was it deep impact? Led Zeppelin or Aerosmith does the main song and like Bruce Willis has to blow up an asteroid before it blows up the Earth. You know darn well it's Armageddon. Bonus points to me for having my first kiss while slow dancing to that song at a school dance (not sure if I should actually be proud of that)
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Oh great, it's the hearing about a movie from my dad simulator. We went to go see a movie, it was pretty good, it had a guy who had to shoot Bruce Willis, which was him. I mean, it was his job to shoot people, he's an assassin. He's in the corner in corn and when they up in the corn, he's got to shoot them. Anyway, there's this kid who can move stuff with his mind, and he makes a whirlwind and the guy has to shoot himself to stop it. That's how he kills Bruce Willis, by shooting himself.
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What is that Bruce Willis? He's looking old. You know, I remember the first time I went to see die hard, blah blah blah
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Requiem for a dream: just remember the theme song, also something about heroin?
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