The Royal Rumble Roulette: Make New Friends, and Maybe Even, Fall in Love..

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lid posted:

In his 1941 book about the defeated presidential candidates, They Also Ran, Irving Stone mentioned how Seymour was one of America's greatest statesmen. Stone theorized that Seymour would have been "one of the most farsighted and creative of American presidents." He also believed that Seymour's gentle character made him the "most logical figure in the country to bind the wounds of the war and wipe out the bitterness...."

�The merit of our Constitution was, not that it promotes democracy, but checks it.�

After listening to thousands of pleas for pardon to offenders, I can hardly recall a case where I did not feel that I might have fallen as my fellow man had done, if I had been subjected to the same demoralizing influences and pressed by the same temptations.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 04:09

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# ? May 3, 2024 00:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Please don't post pictures of Raven in this thread.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 04:12

NULL_SIGNAL: Feb 19, 2013

on behalf of Team 3, I nominate William Henry Harrison for our team mascot.

After his failed attempt in 1836, he went on to win in 1840 and remains America's Best President (by dying 31 days into his term and thus accomplishing absolutely nothing).

# ? Jan 26, 2020 04:49

Faarky: Jan 29, 2009

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

RIP Team 2. The worst slot.

Have faith, Rufus will carry us through.... (dear lord its going to be a comedy elimination followed by a 1:58 Heyman promo isn't it :ohdear:

)

# ? Jan 26, 2020 05:12

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

all the people that didnt pick a name get to be john mccain

# ? Jan 26, 2020 06:10

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

also is it too late to declare friendship? feeling good about my number this year and would like to celebrate and be recorded as a winner

# ? Jan 26, 2020 06:11

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Team 11 will be Winfield Scott Hancock unless there are objections purely because the name Hancock is funny.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 08:03

Artelier: Jan 23, 2015

hello friends when i signed up my partner and i were still in a tiff and i thought for sure i would be watching the rumble with the best online ~~wrestling~~ forum around but now we are patching things up in and if i end up not participating just know that i am ALL IN ON SIXTEEN LET'S GO ROBERT LA FOLETTE IT'S GOING TO BE A DOUBLE DOSE OF SWEET SIXTEEN RUMBLE WINS BAYBAY

# ? Jan 26, 2020 15:03

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

NULL_SIGNAL posted:

on behalf of Team 3, I nominate William Henry Harrison for our team mascot.

After his failed attempt in 1836, he went on to win in 1840 and remains America's Best President (by dying 31 days into his term and thus accomplishing absolutely nothing).

I mean this is probably quite fitting for our entrant, just replace 31 days with ooh, 31 seconds?

# ? Jan 26, 2020 15:24

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

lets go mcgovern!

# ? Jan 26, 2020 16:05

thatguyclint: Apr 11, 2005; See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.

Folks, the man who draws #29 never has a chance at being the Iron Man of the Rumble, but he DOES have a very good chance at winning the Royal Rumble And Going On To Main Event Wrestlemania!

This has happened twice, in 2003 with Brock Lesnar, and again in 2010 (a Rumble I attended!) with Edge.

The winner of the Royal Rumble, however, has never been eaten by wolves, a scenario that was definitely brought into question with our mascot, Gerald Ford. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7IN1UDWJgY

# ? Jan 26, 2020 16:07

Zeta Acosta: Dec 16, 2019; #essereFerrari

An important message from team cinco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHrOo59LCas

# ? Jan 26, 2020 17:13

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Its been decades in the making; al gore is bringing the gore and saving the planet

# ? Jan 26, 2020 18:22

delfin: Dec 5, 2003; SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

Always nice to get a number where no entrant has ever even made the final four.

Welp, time to strap the dog on the car roof and get on Team Mittens!

# ? Jan 26, 2020 19:29

NULL_SIGNAL: Feb 19, 2013

Dell_Zincht posted:

I mean this is probably quite fitting for our entrant, just replace 31 days with ooh, 31 seconds?

if we make it past 31 seconds I will be over the moon.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 19:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jerusalem posted:

Please don't post pictures of Raven in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deBjxpxnvnA&t=32s

# ? Jan 26, 2020 21:50

nonrev: Jul 15, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

Sure that works, I don't think I could possibly be less interested in this show so Mondale is perfect.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 22:15

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Go battlin' Cocks!

# ? Jan 26, 2020 22:51

try the new taco place: Jan 4, 2004; hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

I�m at the buzzer dubbing our team 15 Jesse Jackson! Here�s to the halfway mark!!!!

# ? Jan 26, 2020 22:56

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

try the new taco place posted:

I�m at the buzzer dubbing our team 15 Jesse Jackson! Here�s to the halfway mark!!!!

Updated the listing in the Royal Rumble thread to match.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 23:18

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Lucky 7s baybeeee!!

# ? Jan 26, 2020 23:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/rsierra23/status/1221529169152086026

# ? Jan 26, 2020 23:20

Zeta Acosta: Dec 16, 2019; #essereFerrari

when the biggest surprise they could pull is rhondha 2 and edge risking paralisys boy the wwe is in loving trouble

# ? Jan 26, 2020 23:21

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

I have been called a tricky dick before. thank you Richie Nixon

# ? Jan 26, 2020 23:45

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# ? May 3, 2024 00:58

JayMax: Jun 14, 2007; Hard-nosed gentleman

I am unofficially joining Team 27 through Google's official random number generator.

# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:04

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