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thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
So what’re the odds that ByteDance divests itself of TikTok? If it refuses to, it does kind of prove Congress’s point

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

100% they will sell it

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Right now they're claiming they will shut down instead of selling, which sure isn't supporting their argument that they're a legitimate and normal corporation that's just here for profit. But words are cheap, we'll see what they actually do.

It is really funny seeing internet hammer and sickle avatar people going to bat for a giant tech corporation, almost worth it just for that.

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Apr 26, 2024

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Shumagorath posted:

Is there an SAcolpedia or sagas post about this guy?

There definitely is but I can't remember the username and don't want to slander the wrong goon. It's not really juicy (aside from being on the juice), more about

CW rapist libido, murder rage when seeing a cyclist, age gap GF popping his backne

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Grand Fromage posted:

Right now they're claiming they will shut down instead of selling, which sure isn't supporting their argument that they're a legitimate and normal corporation that's just here for profit. But words are cheap, we'll see what they actually do.

It is really funny seeing internet hammer and sickle avatar people going to bat for a giant tech corporation, almost worth it just for that.

Apparently the "secret sauce" algorithm used by TikTok is also core to the operations of the parent company and their most profitable product: a news aggregation app that uses AI to show people clickbait articles.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
the social media/ad-suppprted aspect of TikTok is money losing: the hope is in TikTok Shop taking off. And the bulk of the e-commerce arm's success is in Southeast Asia, not the US or Europe

incorporating a subsidiary in the region a la Alibaba giving Lazada (its Singapore-based acquisition) a somewhat long leash wouldn't be shocking; one option for TikTok would be to leverage its existing stake in Tokopedia (based in Indonesia). This implies more deference to local regulations and moods rather than less: one reason TikTok deigned to partner with Tokopedia to begin with is because of Indonesian local regulations abruptly shutting down TikTok Shop with two week's notice previously. Within three months it opened talks with the Indonesian market leader Tokopedia.

there's a Chinese e-commerce industry dysfunction in being way too interested in the soft side of the business - app engagement KPIs, etc. - and not sufficiently engaged in the grubby reality of setting up warehouses and logistics and return systems in developing countries with shaky infrastructure (e.g., relying on inhouse motorcycle couriers to get around nonexistent paved roads, lack of systematic addressing, labour force with limited literacy and especially no literacy in Chinese... ). Fulfilment centers are expensive and will occupy capex for a long while yet. Unlike the mainland, the local market will err on the side of less infrastructure rather than more.

This is something of a familiar dysfunction (the Japanese megainvestment wave in its time also had a management cultural problem of desperately needing opportunities outside Japan and yet feeling like Southeast Asia is below it; in the end the successful Japanese outings were those that could wean themselves off a reliance on costly parachuted Japanese expatriates, not those that most preserved parent company culture).

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Herstory Begins Now posted:

oh they edited the rap sheet, nm
There's LAN thread chat about it, and it's kinda funny how many people on that page have caught permas (one that has been blackholed by the admins, possibly due to the ban / LC inviting a production order): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3531349&pagenumber=3207&perpage=40#post495464937

e: anyway, this:

Grand Fromage posted:

It is really funny seeing internet hammer and sickle avatar people going to bat for a giant tech corporation, almost worth it just for that.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Grand Fromage posted:

Right now they're claiming they will shut down instead of selling, which sure isn't supporting their argument that they're a legitimate and normal corporation that's just here for profit. But words are cheap, we'll see what they actually do.

It is really funny seeing internet hammer and sickle avatar people going to bat for a giant tech corporation, almost worth it just for that.

Dudes who got tests handed back to them face down claiming that they learned more through some algorithm than school

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Okuteru posted:

Dudes who got tests handed back to them face down
gonna steal this one :xd:

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