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Bonaventure: by sebmojo

The man whose life had been devoted to a holy occupation sometimes bore with him to the grave testimony of that fact, instanced in the custom of burying with the performer of circumcisions the foreskins which he had severed, "to drive away from him every demon and destroyer." The practice of fashioning the coffin of a scholar out of the table at which he had pursued his studies probably had a similar purpose.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:22

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Bonaventure: by sebmojo

[Borat] my wife

# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:23

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

this laptop, that i might post eternal

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:30

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

i wish to be buried with a capuchin monkey that i've named Satan

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:37

Arrhythmia

My canopic jars, so that when I reach the plains hereafter, I can cram them back into my body and eat and poop again

# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:53

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

bury me with a pacifier in my mouth cause i'm a widdle baby

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:56

Macnult

a retractable pole arm in case valhalla is real and i�m invited to pickup battles

# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:58

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

the incriminating photographs i have of Jesus, to help me bargain my way into heaven when the trumpet sounds

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 20:51

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

I hope to be buried with a bunch of extra bones so that one day if they dig me up they'll put me together and on display in a museum as some kind of huge crazy skeleton monster. The placard will just say "we dunno, this dude had a weird thing going. Probably he had even more trouble than most people at eating just a single Lay's potato chip."

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 20:55

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

i want my body encased in either puff pastry or a hard chocolate shell

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 21:15

Finger Prince

All the matter in the universe so as to create a new big bang.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 21:25

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

A shitload of glitter, to prank the archaeologist who finds me.

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 21:28

FluffieDuckie

Bonaventure posted:

the incriminating photographs i have of Jesus, to help me bargain my way into heaven when the trumpet sounds

pro strat

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Feb 6, 2020 22:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

the declaration of independence

# ? Feb 6, 2020 23:48

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

a bound printout of all my post's

# ? Feb 7, 2020 00:45

Robot Made of Meat

My enemies.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Feb 7, 2020 03:02

Escape From Noise

Purpose

# ? Feb 7, 2020 06:10

Twenty Four

It's been a long time and an old thing, but I remember that by registering on these forums we all agreed to be buried with lowtax in a mass goon grave when he dies, dead or alive

# ? Feb 7, 2020 11:36

Yinlock

my posting enemies

# ? Feb 7, 2020 12:03

teen witch

my megg mogg and owl graphic novels.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 12:25

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

10,000 shoes

# ? Feb 7, 2020 15:45

take the moon: by sebmojo

owlhawk911 posted:

this laptop, that i might post eternal

if poe were a goon hed write a story based on this

# ? Feb 7, 2020 16:17

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

The sun

please find a way to put it inside there with me, I will not die until you do.

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 17:38

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Barco Fiesta posted:

10,000 shoes

when all you need is a liiiiife!

# ? Feb 7, 2020 20:55

tetsuo: I am a shaman, magician

I would like for my body to be dumped in a national park as a final tasty treat to nature

# ? Feb 7, 2020 21:11

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

tetsuo posted:

I would like for my body to be dumped in a national park as a final tasty treat to nature

You could do that, or feed all future life on the planet by being shot directly into the sun and becoming nourishing sunlight! See that's kind of my plan, but I think it'll be easier to shrink the sun and make a micro-universe inside my coffin.

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 21:19

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

the entire value of my estate cashed out into $1 sacajawea coins.
if the pile doesn't look big enough do it in pennies instead

# ? Feb 7, 2020 22:12

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

canyoneer posted:

the entire value of my estate cashed out into $1 sacajawea coins.
if the pile doesn't look big enough do it in pennies instead

I'm picturing this as
*the monkey paw closes a finger* you win the lottery and 1billion sacagawea coins instantly fall on you head, the pile of coins becomes your coffin.

It wont though, because if this did happen you wouldn't be dead yet so you wouldn't be buried by them. It would be very difficult to bury you with a billion coins though maybe some kind of tall building like a sky scraper to house your coffin and coins.

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 22:18