wizards wand, but with a g

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Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Top fantasy novels are really extremely lewd wizard porn in disguise...

"The wang chooses the wizard, Mr.Potter"

"Your wang, Lucius. I require your wang.' Voldemort drew out his own wang and compared the lengths."

"And what if I wave my wang and nothing happens?" "Throw it away and punch him in the nose!"

"That wang's more trouble than it's worth..."

�There will be no foolish wang-waving or silly incantations in this class.�

# ? Feb 8, 2020 18:28

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# ? May 6, 2024 11:49

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

wizargd

# ? Feb 8, 2020 20:19

biosterous

yer a gizard, harry!

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he/him

# ? Feb 8, 2020 21:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Garry Pogger and the Changer of Segrets

# ? Feb 8, 2020 21:58

Macnult

Ging Gizzard and the Gizzard Gizzard

# ? Feb 8, 2020 22:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Gaggy Gogger and the Gogleg of Gige

# ? Feb 8, 2020 23:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Professor Guzzlegore

# ? Feb 8, 2020 23:42

biosterous

gobby

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he/him

# ? Feb 8, 2020 23:52

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

wizards wgand

# ? Feb 8, 2020 23:54

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

# ? Feb 8, 2020 23:55

cda: by Hand Knit

"This wang won't suck itself," said Gangalf.

"What are you talking about? Why would I need to suck your wang to make it work? Just wave it around and get rid of these orcs," Frogo replied.

"I'm going to gently caress you with my wang," leered Gangalf, "Cum will shoot out of my wang right into your Hobbit bussy."

# ? Feb 8, 2020 23:57

Pro Target

Holy gently caress, so its like his COCK?! thats funny as gently caress!!! Instead of the wand its like his fat loving cock!?

# ? Feb 8, 2020 23:57

Macnult

Pro Target posted:

Holy gently caress, so its like his COCK?! thats funny as gently caress!!! Instead of the wand its like his fat loving cock!?

lmao i didn�t even think of it like that

# ? Feb 9, 2020 00:17

cda: by Hand Knit

Macnult posted:

lmao i didn’t even think of it like that

I did. I thought the wizards all had their cocks out.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 00:49

Macnult

cda posted:

I did. I thought the wizards all had their cocks out.

the longer the beard...

# ? Feb 9, 2020 01:14

Escape From Noise

I thought you meant like a gun with a g. Like how rappers now say "stick" for gun.

# ? Feb 9, 2020 09:55

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# ? May 6, 2024 11:49

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

cda posted:

"This wang won't suck itself," said Gangalf.

"What are you talking about? Why would I need to suck your wang to make it work? Just wave it around and get rid of these orcs," Frogo replied.

"I'm going to gently caress you with my wang," leered Gangalf, "Cum will shoot out of my wang right into your Hobbit bussy."

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Feb 9, 2020 14:02

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