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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > ITT we list the crimes of Grindlewald
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Jaguars!


 Owl poaching

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 03:07
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Jaguars!


 Dementor pimping

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 03:08
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Jaguars!


 Scabbing during a house elf strike

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 03:10
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biosterous
faking the funk on a nasty dunk



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 03:19
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The X-man cometh
 Using a Howler when everything is just fine.

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 04:57
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DelilahFlowers

 RWTing in Runescape

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 05:51
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Chevy Slyme

We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.
Insurance fraud.

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 09:14
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 The felony of mayhem

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 12:23
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 showboating post touchdown



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 15:52
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biosterous
vaguetweeting



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 16:19
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take the moon

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lurking w/o posting

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 16:21
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 Plagiarism

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 16:49
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 Plagiarism



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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take the moon

by sebmojo
lol im dumb

posting w/o lurking

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 16:53
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take the moon

by sebmojo
1000 word effortposts that no one reads

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Bonaventure

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trolling the Gaming Garbage discord server

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 eating the frosting offf of donuts in the break room and leaving the remaining husks of pastry in the box

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 17:14
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google THIS

 Preferring dubs

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 17:26
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Jaguars!


 Sustained loss of traction in the Ministry of Magic broompark

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 20:20
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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
showed Dumbledore goatse

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 used polyjuice potion to impersonate a member of cirque du soleil & buttered the tight rope

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sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









 Killing

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 20:44
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sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









 the vibe

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 Gave a below average review score to a game in the legend of zelda franchise

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Jaguars!


 Magically enhanced cropdusting

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 20:51
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biosterous
writing extensive recipe preambles and then never actually posting the recipe



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he/him

* # ? Feb 13, 2020 21:43
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The X-man cometh

biosterous posted:

writing extensive recipe preambles and then never actually posting the recipe

Azkaban is too good for him

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 03:19
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 jaywalking

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 03:45
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Escape From Noise

 Doing a really bad job of playing Willy Wonka

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 20:06
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 placed a no-posting hex on ButtTheShitmanFart

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 22:07
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
reenacted the "i'm a bird" scene from the ryan gosling and rachel mcadams romantic potboiler the notebook with an actual bird



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
* # ? Feb 15, 2020 03:52
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sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









 murdering

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sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









 a kebab

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* # ? Feb 15, 2020 04:04
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