Best fast food place to bring a date

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Japanese eye: Jun 27, 2018; by Reene

Chipotle is probably pretty good because the lighting isn't as harsh as most places, if you consider Chipotle fast food. I would definitely not go on a date at Chik fil a

# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:14

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# ? May 27, 2024 03:48

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Take her to Arby's and order the meat mountain.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:16

Japanese eye: Jun 27, 2018; by Reene

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:40

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

I think it could be romantic to dip McNuggets in sauce in each other's belly buttons or eat them off of each other or something like that but you probably wouldn't be able to do that in a restaurant. Good Iuck in the dating world OP.

# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:37

youre: Dec 30, 2019

depends. what is he into?

# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:38

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

Japanese eye posted:

Chipotle is probably pretty good because the lighting isn't as harsh as most places, if you consider Chipotle fast food. I would definitely not go on a date at Chik fil a

See here I was thinking Chipotle coz at least you can get hammered if things aren�t going well (and it won�t be)

# ? Feb 13, 2020 03:06

Chevy Slyme: May 2, 2004; We're Gonna Run.

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The best fast food place to bring a date is White Castle on Valentines Day, but :rip:

if you don't have a reservation already you big dum dum.

# ? Feb 13, 2020 03:41

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Dairy Queen, women will judge a man's cunilingual abilities by how he eats a chocolate dipped ice cream cone.

# ? Feb 13, 2020 03:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

In n Out

# ? Feb 13, 2020 04:25

Mr. Dick: Aug 9, 2019; by Cyrano4747

Burger King, their bathrooms are made for gettin' busy in.

# ? Feb 13, 2020 07:29

TelevisedInsanity: Dec 19, 2008; "You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."

Panera Bread is for losers, I would say "Dave and Busters" because it isn't a fast food place.

Personally, best case scenario is a speedy-pizza place like Blaze Pizza or PizzaRev.

Because if you REALLY think about it - pizza choices, will tell you everything about them. Are they adventurous to go spicy? Are they rebellious and pick BBQ Sauce? Are they just boring rear end cheese and maybe pep?

# ? Feb 13, 2020 09:55