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Bust Rodd posted:Holy gently caress dude I did this the other day and there was someone IN THE CAR and I was even scared on her behalf like “Jesus I look like hell, that was probably pretty tense!” The one time this happened to me I was extremely hungover and my car is set up so you just touch the door handle and it unlocks you I kept doing it and it wasn’t working and I yelled finally realizing there were some very concerned teenagers hitting a weed vape in the car.
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Jose posted:Adultery with Burt's wife Adultery with Jose's wife while he commits adultery with Burt's wife.
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Feb 16, 2020 16:04
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Jose posted:Adultery with Burt's wife Wouldn't this be philandery?
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Feb 16, 2020 16:34
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Literally A Person posted:Wouldn't this be philandery? Elder abuse
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Feb 16, 2020 16:38
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Sir Not Appearing posted:Elder abuse  !!!!!!  !!!!!!
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Feb 16, 2020 16:39
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sukcing bigfoots dick
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Feb 16, 2020 16:42
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There is no crime in that. 
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Feb 16, 2020 16:43
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Getting married in a park without the proper event permit. And I guess fuckin' there too.
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Feb 16, 2020 16:44
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Literally A Person posted:There is no crime in that. the bigfoot talisman is too powerfull they are taking advantage
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Feb 16, 2020 16:45
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Reverse sodomy
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Feb 16, 2020 16:45
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Colonel Cancer posted:Reverse sodomy In the 70's they called this doing the bump
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Feb 16, 2020 16:46
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Sucking the statue of davids dick
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Feb 16, 2020 16:49
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Boomer stampeding Cat rustling
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Feb 16, 2020 17:34
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sure okay posted:Sucking the statue of davids dick That slut! He told me I was the only one!!!!
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Feb 16, 2020 17:39
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delivering a "big sausage" pizza and the resulting sauce-burns
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Feb 16, 2020 17:45
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Drinking a passiona in the summer heat, beads of condensation running down the can as the cold bubbling liquid churns down your throat.
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Feb 16, 2020 19:51
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Just straight jizzing all over in a public pagoda
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Feb 16, 2020 21:01
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stealing passion fruit
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Feb 16, 2020 21:18
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Away all Goats posted:stealing passion fruit *gasps and does the sign of the cross*
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Feb 16, 2020 23:30
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Killing an archbishop at the climax of the Easter service
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Feb 17, 2020 00:21
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Speeding with an erection born of socially unacceptable fantasies.
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Feb 17, 2020 00:21
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Sneaking a peek at some primo cleavage.
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Feb 17, 2020 00:25
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Throwing away a beverage container that has a deposit.
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Feb 17, 2020 00:48
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Making a snuff film with Jim Caviezel
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Feb 17, 2020 00:55
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Defrauding middle aged women out of their money at a sex toy tupperware party
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Feb 17, 2020 00:56
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Feb 17, 2020 01:29
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Feb 17, 2020 02:27
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Hirez posted:when I came in this ladies mouth and she asked me what to do with the cum and I said I don't know, I'm not a cocksucker Not sure lying is typically a crime of passion.
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Feb 17, 2020 02:35
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riding an elevator up and down while constantly farting until security makes you leave
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Feb 17, 2020 02:46
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Eat all the beef at the beef store. What beef can Nana buy now? Nana's empty beef satchel on the table. Nobody knows but YOU and your WICKED TUMMY
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Feb 17, 2020 02:56
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Hirez posted:when I came in this ladies mouth and she asked me what to do with the cum and I said I don't know, I'm not a cocksucker You did it wrong, it goes like this: An old man asks his wife for a blowjob, something she’s never given him before. “I’m sorry honey, I feel like if I did, you wouldn’t respect me anymore,” she says. “Darling,” he replies, “we’ve been married for 50 years, we’ve raised three beautiful children together, nothing you do or say could make me love you or respect you less”. She relents, and then afterwards asks him “Did I do a good job?” He replies “How should I know? You’re the cocksucker”. Wocka wocka.
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