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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I'm overrated personality-wise, but I'm very high functioning and able to maintain a veneer of normalcy which masks my many neuroses and personal flaws.

I'm bad at doing my own hair, but I'm very good at writing emails.

I can wear children's size shoes, but choose not to.

# ? Feb 13, 2020 11:03

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# ? May 16, 2024 20:07

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

would probably have starved to death if not for parents who will float me money in my bumbling adulthood after music school

# ? Feb 13, 2020 11:32

take the moon: by sebmojo

lil hosed up op

# ? Feb 13, 2020 14:46

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I rarely make food, work insanely weird hours, have a dry sense of humor, a strong sense of justice and fairness. Also - I were wolf.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Feb 13, 2020 15:35

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Just a human from planet earth who thinks too much and lives too little.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 13, 2020 15:37

take the moon: by sebmojo

Uxzuigal posted:

I rarely make food, work insanely weird hours, have a dry sense of humor, a strong sense of justice and fairness. Also - I were wolf.

so proud of you for making it thru wolf. u r stronger than they think u r

# ? Feb 13, 2020 15:37

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

take the moon posted:

so proud of you for making it thru wolf. u r stronger than they think u r

That�s some full moon philosophy right there. Just what every werewolf needs!

Me? I live to exist for as long as I can so I can reminisce or lament accordingly at the changes that have occurred since I came into being, and marvel at all that has come prior to my existence. I eagerly await the newness that lies before me and hope it includes the brightness of enlightenment, mercy and compassion by my fellow humans for the same, and that we can mutually usher in a new period of benevolence, though I admit that I am not holding my breath to that end.

Instead, I employ cautious optimism and hope for all of us.

I also look forward to all the neat, cool and affordable new toys technology throws our way!

# ? Feb 13, 2020 15:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

tries his best

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 13, 2020 15:53

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Bad grammar and poor personal life choices got me nowhere

# ? Feb 13, 2020 20:13

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

really hot, genius level iq, enormous meat

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 13, 2020 20:57

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

watho posted:

really hot, genius level iq, enormous meat

You're not supposed to be describing me, the op. Can't you read?!

# ? Feb 13, 2020 22:25

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

Just a real neurotic disaster of a person

sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

# ? Feb 14, 2020 03:45

Macnult

i keep it byob on and off the internet

# ? Feb 14, 2020 08:20

Crypto Cobain: by Reene

Triple threat mental illness and visionary with radical imagination.

# ? Feb 14, 2020 09:02

Escape From Noise

Backside melts into the sofa
My world my TV and my food
Besides listening to my belly gurgle
There ain't much else to do
Yeah, I sweat a lot
Pants fall down everytime I bend over
My feet itch

# ? Feb 14, 2020 10:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Macnult posted:

i keep it byob on and off the internet

# ? Feb 14, 2020 14:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

That�s some full moon philosophy right there. Just what every werewolf needs!

Me? I live to exist for as long as I can so I can reminisce or lament accordingly at the changes that have occurred since I came into being, and marvel at all that has come prior to my existence. I eagerly await the newness that lies before me and hope it includes the brightness of enlightenment, mercy and compassion by my fellow humans for the same, and that we can mutually usher in a new period of benevolence, though I admit that I am not holding my breath to that end.

Instead, I employ cautious optimism and hope for all of us.

I also look forward to all the neat, cool and affordable new toys technology throws our way!

Also, I like to drunk/stoned post!

# ? Feb 14, 2020 15:17

Yinlock

accidentally put all my skill points into video games instead of not having mental illness on character creation

# ? Feb 14, 2020 19:27

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Yinlock posted:

accidentally put all my skill points into video games instead of not having mental illness on character creation

# ? Feb 14, 2020 20:09

selan dyin

goes all in on weird hobbies for about two weeks before I get bored of them to try to replace not having a personality rinse and repeat

# ? Feb 15, 2020 02:31

xcheopis

Boring. Always either a little too earnest or a little too flippant. Strong resemblance to MoominMama, if she wasn't able to afford dental care. No actual skills.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 06:52

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

can make consenting adults cum with the power of my posting

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm an overflowing sack of ridiculous problems connected together with half-assed solutions and hair-brained schemes that somehow all work out

# ? Feb 15, 2020 15:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

maybe a little bit less charming than i think i am

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 15, 2020 15:44

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# ? May 16, 2024 20:07

Escape From Noise

I'm just way too sexy. Pretty sure that's why I'm always single. It's just too intimidating

# ? Feb 15, 2020 15:46

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