The US government has been investigating UFO's for like 2 decades lol

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paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Feb 16, 2020 23:05

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# ? May 5, 2024 06:56

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Aliens probably have some amazing drugs they should come share with us

# ? Feb 16, 2020 23:09

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Squizzle posted:

if any cspam posters/lurkers are extraterrestrial or otherwise otherworldly in origin, pm me

I am celestial does that count?

# ? Feb 17, 2020 01:31

gh0stpinballa: Mar 5, 2019

does anyone have a good article about CIA/US army disinformation around UFOs? i vaguely remember war nerd did an episode where they touched on how spooks were feeding the crazies alien stories to sow confusion and distract from weapons research. cant remember which journalist they said broke the story.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 01:41

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I hope aliens are real and I hope they loving flay my skin over a UFO.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 01:47

America Inc.: Nov 22, 2013; I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

SorePotato posted:

is there any evidence that such aliens may hold beliefs comparable to communism?

_{cursed images}

# ? Feb 17, 2020 02:30

CodeJanitor: Mar 30, 2005; I still can't think of anything to say.

they are not aliens. and they are not from another planet. hth

# ? Feb 17, 2020 02:42

America Inc.: Nov 22, 2013; I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

CodeJanitor posted:

they are not aliens. and they are not from another planet. hth

Well duh, they're from another dimension silly

# ? Feb 17, 2020 03:01

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

gh0stpinballa posted:

does anyone have a good article about CIA/US army disinformation around UFOs? i vaguely remember war nerd did an episode where they touched on how spooks were feeding the crazies alien stories to sow confusion and distract from weapons research. cant remember which journalist they said broke the story.

its not readin but you must watch the documentary Mirage Men for the story youre referencing

# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:52

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

CodeJanitor posted:

they are not aliens. and they are not from another planet. hth

you sound nuts, maybe you should bolt

# ? Feb 17, 2020 20:56

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WOWEE ZOWEE posted:

Well duh, they're from another dimension silly

Nah, they're from inside the hollow earth.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 23:20

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Surprised no one has mentioned the navy patents theory.
https://patents.google.com/patent/US10144532B2/
https://patents.google.com/patent/US10322827B2/

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/heres-a-believable-explanation-of-those-ufo-videos-released-by-the-navy-2019-10-15

quote:

Navy patent

Perhaps this could be achieved if the outer shell of the craft were turned into a cavity wall filled with gas, which would vibrate thanks to microwave emitters. This description was taken from a patent the U.S. Navy applied for in 2016, which says such a peculiar craft could move with great ease through air, space or water by being enclosed in a vacuum plasma bubble or sheath.

That could be the UAP that Fravor saw during his documented flight. Gravity manipulating tech at play could explain how the craft was able to effortlessly perform certain maneuvers such as suddenly turning sideways without losing altitude (aka knife-edge flight) in the FLIR1 video, or rapidly changing in-flight direction without visible inertia.

While the patent for the mysterious craft was approved last year, there is no indication that it was built or tested. Then again, it�s hard to imagine that a military aircraft equipped with this kind of technology would get any publicity.

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/28729/docs-show-navy-got-ufo-patent-granted-by-warning-of-similar-chinese-tech-advances

quote:

Pais is named as the inventor on four separate patents for which the U.S. Navy is the assignee: a curiously-shaped �High Frequency Gravitational Wave Generator;� a room temperature superconductor; an electromagnetic �force field� generator that could deflect asteroids; and, perhaps the strangest of all, one titled �Craft Using An Inertial Mass Reduction Device.� While all are pretty outlandish-sounding, the latter is the one that the Chief Technical Officer of the Naval Aviation Enterprise personally vouched for in a letter to the USPTO, claiming the Chinese are already developing similar capabilities.
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Shortly after the patent for the hybrid craft was approved in 2018, Pais presented another related paper, �Room Temperature Superconducting System for Use on a Hybrid Aerospace Undersea Craft� at the 2019 American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics SciTech Forum in San Diego this past January. In the paper, Pais writes that "the achievement of room temperature superconductivity (RTSC) represents a highly disruptive technology, capable of a total paradigm change in Science and Technology,� and adds that its �military and commercial value is considerable."
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While plenty of commenters online have seen the patents and claimed that any old crackpot scientist can attempt to patent crazy-sounding technologies far beyond what is currently technologically feasible, I would hesitate to call the CTO of the Naval Aviation Enterprise working on behalf of the Federal Government a crackpot. Then again, it's not impossible.

The application was initially rejected by Patent Examiner Philip Bonzell on the grounds that "there is no such thing as a 'repulsive EM energy field,'" and that "when referring to the specifications as to ascertain about the microwave emitters needed in this system it is seen that for a high energy electromagnetic field to polarize a quantum vacuum as claimed it would take 10^9 [T]eslas and 10^18 V/m." That's roughly the equivalent to the magnetic strength generated by most magnetars and more electricity than what is produced by nuclear reactors.
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According to documents available to the public at the USPTO website, the Patent Office rejected Pais' and the Navy's application for this craft on March 30, 2018. After it was rejected, the NAWCAD�s patent attorney, Mark O. Glut, appealed the decision and submitted further documentation to ensure the patent office that this craft is indeed "enabled," meaning it can actually be built and can perform as described in the patent.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 13:18

Yadoppsi: May 10, 2009

What synchronicity, pod drat america just released an episode on this.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 16:09

Zotix: Aug 14, 2011

Guys I'm here to tell you these are all skunkworks projects, and there's no way USNavy pilots would even know.

# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:09

Zokari: Jul 23, 2007

if ftl travel is possible and aliens have it i just dont see how they havent fuckin destroyed us yet

# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:11

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Zokari posted:

if ftl travel is possible and aliens have it i just dont see how they havent fuckin destroyed us yet

They are all jacked into the matrix op and don't give a gently caress about meatspace losers

# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:12

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

WOWEE ZOWEE posted:

According to James Oberg, it may have been a thermal blanket.

sentient sids space blanket holy fuuuuuuuuck

# ? Feb 21, 2020 23:07

dodecahardon: Oct 20, 2008

Lawman 0 posted:

They are all jacked into the matrix op and don't give a gently caress about meatspace losers

this is correct but we are the native inhabitants of said matrix and the aliens like to watch us

# ? Feb 22, 2020 16:35

Feral Integral: Jun 6, 2006; YOSPOS

ohhh mama

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CA%BBOumuamua

# ? Feb 23, 2020 20:32

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Imagine being some high level CIA or NSA officer that's worked their entire lives to get where they are and they're entrusted to watching lovely youtube videos of badly cgi'd ufos on the off chance they may have captured a picture of a super secret spy plane or maybe even a real UFO.

# ? Feb 26, 2020 07:22

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Zeno-25: Dec 5, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smoke dmt and the aliens will come to you :drugnerd:

# ? Feb 26, 2020 07:49

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