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Here's another one of these generator sites that will probably fail under its own weight in a matter of hours, but that's okay. This one writes songs that make sense lyrically roughly as well as those painting/cat/face ones do visually. https://theselyricsdonotexist.com/ It has several genres to select from, and you can specify the mood from 'very sad' to 'very happy'. All you have to do is seed it with a word, name, short phrase, or even an emoji (why?) and it'll poop out a ditty. It works better for multi-word entries if you separate with commas. Start off with the ol' standby  Verse 1 When you have finally found The penis of love The d**k of love Sometimes my penis is so drat tiny Pre-Chorus You may want to see Got hit in the penis Chorus I thought he was our next hero He looked real tense One big penis Level lords, level lords Fuckin' a, sounds good. Let's test the sad button  Chorus And through his eyes I saw this picture A picture of a man after the fall And Richard realized Richard had traded The glory for empty riches in the game Verse 2 Richard swore that there would come a day Of peace and no more strife What kind of fools anyway Would put a smile on his face Pre-Chorus Thrown up in the world Richard is not able To turn around the pains and misery Jesus christ okay, chill. Sad-rear end soundcloud grape rap, then  Pre-Chorus Excuse me, is that juicy grape? What? Let me shake it Chorus I wish you could feed me grape And I wish I was a little voice I can hear Trying to find another girl to woo I ate the grape from my eye and the grape from my leg Verse 2 We will eat the grape we reject We will touch the sky we forget Not tryin to taste the grape Not tryin to smoke his weed These things usually don't last long for a number of reasons (swelling unexpected traffic/infrastructure demands, a limited window just for public input to further smooth their algorithms, etc.) but while it's up I feel free to IM it to the girl in your department you're totally not flirting with, or to show to gamgam on the facebook. E: If you want to post snippets let's limit them to three bars so every post isn't huge text walls. Pick the good bits por favor. It's also cool to post the input, genre, and mood, which I didn't think to ask at first because I'm stupid. Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Feb 18, 2020 |
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A sad country song about : "eatin' rear end" (kinda profound IMO) Verse 1 As long as you touch his hand As long as you touch his hand As long as you touch his hand As long as you do right Pre-Chorus I feel pretty good as long as heaven has air I can think of nothing that I would rather do Chorus As much as a woman As much as a woman As much as a woman As much as a woman Verse 2 I saw a funny looking woman Alone on the hill As I looked her in her eye She looked like a southern belle Pre-Chorus Well, you know I hurt you kid I sure as hell wasnt nobody there Chorus As much as a woman As much as a woman As much as a woman As much as a woman Bridge No, I never will forget How as I was sleeping Chorus As much as a woman As much as a woman As much as a woman As much as a woman Which promptly broke it  :
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Feb 18, 2020 16:48
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Happy Country song about “big boners” Verse 1 Saving up for the big old snow When the spring was sure to come Well now they met in new orleans Chocolate covered bars. Big top cars Pre-Chorus With a big ole truck and a whole lotta money My good time circle dances they get down at the party Chorus The city is big Fast living, fast driving Well that boy went to big ball again He went straight up to the big top Verse 2 Well we a young couple lots of money Lots of fun in this old country You coulda had a big boom And come through for the old truck ride Pre-Chorus Now I found her in the big town tomorrow noon But I had to leave her my last may, now her daddy had some new beef Chorus The city is big Fast living, fast driving Well that boy went to big ball again He went straight up to the big top Bridge He watched her move and move on a big pillow of dirt He caught her smile for him and the rest of the motel room Chorus The city is big Fast living, fast driving Well that boy went to big ball again He went straight up to the big top
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Feb 18, 2020 16:55
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Very Happy Pop song about Pig’s Huge Balls Verse 1 When I, when I was down Had me by the balls When I, when I was down Had me by the balls Pre-Chorus This is the ball, this is you, this is everything in love This is the ball, this is you, this is everything in love Chorus When I, when I was down Had me by the balls When I, when I was down Had me by the balls Verse 2 Brand new me now, yeah Ball down, turned me around Brand new me now, yeah Ball down, turned me around Pre-Chorus Great balls of fire going bang bang My favorite pop music song got a banger Chorus When I, when I was down Had me by the balls When I, when I was down Had me by the balls Bridge There are Christmas balls, I will send you one My secret recipe will always be yours Chorus When I, when I was down Had me by the balls When I, when I was down Had me by the balls
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Feb 18, 2020 16:59
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Verse 1 Donald be so cool like I be cool and The same chill like you should breathe and Donald lights a fire in the fire room Can I be there to warm you up Pre-Chorus All day, wife, mother and granny once said I met a little boy and Donald loves me Chorus Donald kiss me, Donald hold me, Donald squeeze me, Donald kiss me Donald kiss me As Donald took the girl, the building held him As it holds, so it holds us Verse 2 This is a gift you can never undo So, if ever Donald may be needing me And if Donald ever calls your name I grew up listening to dad Pre-Chorus Mirror of love is Donald who remained Mirror of love is Donald who remains Chorus Donald kiss me, Donald hold me, Donald squeeze me, Donald kiss me Donald kiss me As Donald took the girl, the building held him As it holds, so it holds us Bridge I never ever will forget him When Donald steal my heart away Chorus Donald kiss me, Donald hold me, Donald squeeze me, Donald kiss me Donald kiss me As Donald took the girl, the building held him As it holds, so it holds us
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Feb 18, 2020 17:00
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An upbeat rap tune about an American classic: squishy pussy Verse 1 Shake it like a pussy, pussy, mouse Wake it like a pussy, pussy, mouse You know when you give the monkey a hand On the one who showed him Pre-Chorus Gotta hit and run, pussy, where the money at? Force one, great, might last Chorus Pussy in the bag Pussy in the bag Pussy in the bag Pussy in the bag Verse 2 I had to stop and stare at her She the kitty pussy all in my candy I was blunt with her, love to treat her bad Baby decided to, push awhile Pre-Chorus I knew a pussy named nothin? And sometime in July, somewhere inside her mind Chorus Pussy in the bag Pussy in the bag Pussy in the bag Pussy in the bag Bridge I did a stroke You like a pussy Chorus Pussy in the bag Pussy in the bag Pussy in the bag Pussy in the bag
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Feb 18, 2020 17:02
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Brown Moustache Style (I Love Me Some Whore) Verse 1 Cum to the bar and start drinking and talking s**t again Cum to the bar and start drinking and talking s**t again Cum to the bar and start drinking and talking s**t again Cum to the bar and start drinking and talking s**t again Pre-Chorus Gin with a blue table moustache I love me some whore I love your beautiful smile Love your brown moustache style Chorus You call time in the hallway, fix my moustache in the bathroom I follow the crowd everywhere they go to the mall She just got a new tattoo, danced in a tattoo party In my house is where I live
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Feb 18, 2020 17:19
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quote:To pay for my flatulence and her cigarettes
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Feb 18, 2020 19:26
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Happy country with a mystery seed word I was good at collaborate when I last saw a name I was good at collaborate when I last saw a name Now I wanna collaborate like a gray moth Working on some old time soul right up on the shelf 
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Feb 18, 2020 19:36
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Verse 1 Yeah, with that kind of money Cuckold With that kind of money Cuckold I just might put that kind of money away A old Cuckold checking for the mail Pre-Chorus Stick around like you smell But a Cuckold with a microphone Chorus I get to feeling like a sad old Cuckold Sad, sad, sad old Cuckold I get to feeling like a sad old Cuckold Sad, sad, sad old Cuckold Verse 2 How foolish can one Cuckold become? When most men follow If any wise Cuckold tells of his joys I suspect he would say his joys were lies Pre-Chorus Then I threw that woman away With white thighs and brown eyes Chorus I get to feeling like a sad old Cuckold Sad, sad, sad old Cuckold I get to feeling like a sad old Cuckold Sad, sad, sad old Cuckold Bridge Cuckold, tonight we gonna be my slaves Gonna pay our masters back Chorus I get to feeling like a sad old Cuckold Sad, sad, sad old Cuckold I get to feeling like a sad old Cuckold Sad, sad, sad old Cuckold
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Feb 19, 2020 04:44
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Verse 1 Things are here They have no spine The north wind burns your spine Leads you down the dark depths of hell Pre-Chorus This heart is still bleeding This spine still bleeds Chorus Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Verse 2 If I swallowed a cow And when I had died Split at the spine Like the example you use, yeah Pre-Chorus I hate when you take it all off and tell me to put some more on Cause when you flip it upside down it just gives me chills in my spine Chorus Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Bridge I was holding my breath And hoping for a gift in a longing feeling Chorus Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine Why do I have to act like that, I wish I had a spine
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Feb 19, 2020 05:29
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Uhhhh someone's been eating too much spicy food? Verse 1 Get out of the poop, get up from the floor And into the air, onto the stage The fire, oh, the fire, oh, the fire And I got a poop dial mouth Pre-Chorus Poop to hell again! Lean back on your heels! Chorus We do the poop We do the poop We do the poop We find you the brain Verse 2 A hot flash and the moon is now a head I flip good math and I put you up with poop I can feel the heat poop from the floor I can feel it coming baby Pre-Chorus Feeling the heat Just rock the beat Chorus We do the poop We do the poop We do the poop We find you the brain Bridge She was a poop She was a joy Chorus We do the poop We do the poop We do the poop We find you the brain
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Feb 19, 2020 05:30
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Pre-Chorus Now here I take her down put her face to my hard cock As I finger through her hair and dreams
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Feb 19, 2020 06:59
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Verse 1 Shrek around me are losing their sanity I gotta find the exit They say that everybody has a second skin Some Shrek live only once Pre-Chorus The Shrek have betrayed the sign The blood of the chosen ones Chorus How many Shrek in the back of the boat? How many Shrek in the back of the boat? I see Shrek in the street from all over the goddamn land How many Shrek in the back of the boat? Verse 2 You could not save me when I had killed myself All the Shrek gathered For the Shrek on the outside Are starting to get tired Pre-Chorus Is this what we expected? You Shrek? Shrek? Chorus How many Shrek in the back of the boat? How many Shrek in the back of the boat? I see Shrek in the street from all over the goddamn land How many Shrek in the back of the boat? Bridge Shrek think what they wanna hear So they tell lies to their parents of course Chorus How many Shrek in the back of the boat? How many Shrek in the back of the boat? I see Shrek in the street from all over the goddamn land How many Shrek in the back of the boat?
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Feb 19, 2020 07:09
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DarthRoblox posted:Uhhhh someone's been eating too much spicy food? holy gently caress someone record this
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Feb 19, 2020 07:34
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There is just so much to sing about. Like diapers. Verse 1 I wanna meet your dad And buy you a big Diaper ring Like a Diaper found underneath emerald snow And I wait, and ill be just fine Pre-Chorus Oh, you want to cut me like Diaper So dark and dark and sad is your heart Chorus Black Diaper life, black Diaper wife Flash light, in the night life With a Diaper in the look of a child She was born first of seventeen sweet sixteen Verse 2 When the world turns you To a Diaper in the rough Look upon me now, you know what I am A plain baby with a Diaper ring Pre-Chorus Like a candle in the wind, like a Diaper in the night Like a baby in a man Chorus Black Diaper life, black Diaper wife Flash light, in the night life With a Diaper in the look of a child She was born first of seventeen sweet sixteen Bridge When this girl, she wanted to fly I bought her Diaper rings Chorus Black Diaper life, black Diaper wife Flash light, in the night life With a Diaper in the look of a child She was born first of seventeen sweet sixteen
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Feb 19, 2020 07:53
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I feel like lyrics is the least interesting component of a song It should at least be able to sing the result accompanied by some robot music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql6yrX1pnP0
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Feb 19, 2020 08:27
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Song Topic: chocolate herpes Lyrics Genre: Pop Lyric Mood: Very Sad Verse 1 If you were the chocolate lab You could make me sad If you were the hanging garden Herpes, I got it Pre-Chorus Chocolate, you got me hazy But got me you slipped and fell Chorus I pushed you off the backseat I got you covered in chocolate Tell me the details of your herpes Tell me the details of a broken humanity ...
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Feb 20, 2020 20:34
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This is a little song I wrote, about when love is karate. Verse 1 They fight it out They fight it out They fight it out So here it speaks Pre-Chorus Our young souls Will fight to keep our love alive Chorus Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight the winter storm Run, run, run, run, run, come and play This is a chance to Come together and go beyond Verse 2 When love is Karate The war will cease When love is Karate And the peace start to fly Pre-Chorus He picked up sword and shield Risen up his dead honor to fight again Chorus Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight the winter storm Run, run, run, run, run, come and play This is a chance to Come together and go beyond Bridge We fight for oil in war time Where no one ever wins Chorus Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight the winter storm Run, run, run, run, run, come and play This is a chance to Come together and go beyond
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Feb 20, 2020 20:46
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Verse 1 Staying up like everything the internet bringing Eager to finally release all the stuff on my shelf I got one hand on this mic And one hand is on the internet Pre-Chorus I go out with my girls anyway Told you before, I am the internet guy Chorus Yeah. Love on the internet Online love on the internet Online love on the internet The internet knows where the women go Verse 2 A couple of weeks and they took me to the back seat Now I travel with no privacy Just a cell phone and my internet Got my people, behind me Pre-Chorus We had more than just religion We invented the flow and our clothes Chorus Yeah. Love on the internet Online love on the internet Online love on the internet The internet knows where the women go Bridge That month you was through my life just changed And you found another on the internet Chorus Yeah. Love on the internet Online love on the internet Online love on the internet The internet knows where the women go
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Feb 20, 2020 21:28
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Ok this ones better Verse 1 I have everything but this bulls**t I am hated on the internet Are you connected to the internet? Are you connected to the internet? Pre-Chorus Why you on the internet? Broken mind, blind, blind Chorus I talk s**t on the internet Talk s**t on the internet I talk s**t on the internet Talk s**t on the internet Verse 2 You hear it on the internet Oh does anyone have an answer You hear it on the internet Does anyone have an answer, do Pre-Chorus The security mask refused to leave me alone The camera refused to take a picture Chorus I talk s**t on the internet Talk s**t on the internet I talk s**t on the internet Talk s**t on the internet Bridge Ol laundry stay old, long as my internet on If I pay it boy now you stop paying for it Chorus I talk s**t on the internet Talk s**t on the internet I talk s**t on the internet Talk s**t on the internet
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Feb 20, 2020 21:29
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