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Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

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I applied!

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Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

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I sent a couple of articles, I'll post one of them here. I'm proud of the Stalinist newspaper i've been working on

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1 Bourgeois Liberal Capitalism Is At It Again

Demon Nation of USA again finds itself awash in its now year-around phenomenon of corrupt and fallacious elections. The so-called Republican incumbent and amoral capitalist Donald Trump has only exacerbated this socially caustic ritual with his near constant “fireside tweets” In fact not many days go by before he embarrasses the wealthy but failed state with further malodorous and dishonest missives.
The Plight of the American worker is only made worse by the so called “Democratic” party and its openly corrupt machinations. Each generation of these liars only grows more brazen and more enriched by the filthy lucre of the exploitative ruling class, who are the true constituency.
What is more vile the American system dangles hope in the face of its put upon exploited classes by allowing brief candidacies of individuals who promise to ameliorate the ills of the system from within the system itself. A noble pursuit but laughable as capitalist system cannot be changed from within, for it corrupts everything put before its execrable claws.
We at the Boise Stalinist Worker wonder how long before the edifice collapses under the weight of its own contradictions, taking all life on earth with it. Freedom to the Workers and Glory to the Fighters

this poo poo probably sucks however CSPAM should be the front page

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


There's a front page?

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

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Purging Kulaks: How Many Is Too Many?

During the 20th century, Comrade Stalin was vexed by a problem not unique to Soviet society. In Ukraine wealthy peasants sought their own enrichment over the wellbeing of the people. They stockpiled their produce in a crude mockery of primitive accumulation, no doubt, hoping to one day become petite bourgeois and reestablish the corrupt capitalist system.
To ensure the aforementioned wellbeing of the people, our beloved and benevolent Comrade Stalin had to do the unthinkable and utilize state force against their domestic enemies in Ukraine. Although the victory came at a cost, the inevitability of that cost mitigated the success of his mission.
While under the old feudal order and even the capitalist order under the later Romanovs people of what became Union of Soviet Socialist Republics had to suffer through famine after famine, stretching back into antiquity, under Comrade Stalin’s miraculous nation there were no famines following the unfortunate but necessary purge.
So this brings us back to the afore posed question: How many is too many? The wisdom of Comrade Stalin shows us that while the cost may be significant, the rewards of vigilance are simply priceless. The conclusion is that to have a prosperous workers state is to purge early and purge often.

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