could you beat up the cow from kung pow?

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Mummy Napkin

dude that totally rhymes
anyway, remember this movies?

it's crazy as hell and was wondering if i could whoop his rear end. seems pretty tough. what's your strat?

# ? Mar 2, 2020 00:37

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# ? May 16, 2024 10:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

i don't think i could

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# ? Mar 2, 2020 01:02

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i love everything about this dumb movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Mar 2, 2020 01:33

biosterous

the cow uses way too many high hits, not many low hits and almost no mids. gonna play as xiaoyu and spend the whole match in phoenix stance

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he/him

# ? Mar 2, 2020 02:16

Mummy Napkin

Kung pow cow has no response to my Korean backdash

# ? Mar 2, 2020 02:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

pros: cow has a huge hitbox

cons: frame data unknown

# ? Mar 2, 2020 04:28

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i couldn't fight a cow. it goes against my gentle nature

# ? Mar 2, 2020 18:27

Finger Prince

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i love everything about this dumb movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY

# ? Mar 2, 2020 19:01

Macnult

*wipes away milk mustache*

i�d beat the poo poo out of that cow

# ? Mar 2, 2020 20:14

Mummy Napkin

my nipples look like milk duds

# ? Mar 2, 2020 21:22

Mummy Napkin

taking brazilian jiu jitsu classes in case he shows up. taking him down to the ground

# ? Mar 2, 2020 21:22

Macnult

me: �hahah. my name is.. betty. myaahhhhh�

[cow stands up ready to fight]

�and then, he killed the dog *fart* lmao�

[cow charging toward me]

�we are both ventriloquists and we practice every day!�

kung pow cow quadruple spin kicks me and i�m sent flying into the sequel trailer

# ? Mar 2, 2020 21:31

Mummy Napkin

*Chosen One carrying me after my first defeat at the hooves of the kung pow cow*
me: "let me know...if you see...a RadioShack"

# ? Mar 2, 2020 21:33

Macnult

Mummy Napkin posted:

*Chosen One carrying me after my first defeat at the hooves of the kung pow cow*
me: "let me know...if you see...a RadioShack"

# ? Mar 2, 2020 23:27

Goons Are Gifts

Macnult posted:

*wipes away milk mustache*

i’d beat the poo poo out of that cow

# ? Mar 2, 2020 23:28

alnilam

which street fighter character would fare best against the cow from kung pow

# ? Mar 2, 2020 23:31

Goons Are Gifts

Cowyuuken

# ? Mar 2, 2020 23:35

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birdie

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:46

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birdie, birdie

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:47

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....tiger

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:47

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrdtUDxiDn4

quote:

So here were my options: A: quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick; or B: take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die.

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Mar 3, 2020 05:49